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Posted: 10/29/2007 7:19:53 PM EDT

www.bauer-power.net/2007/10/revenge-on-exebay-style.html

The auction is for a Dell Latitude D600. 60GB HD, 1 GB memory, Dual Band Wi-Fi, Very light scratches on the top, Screen is scratch free and shows up crystal clear. She took good care of the laptop. It has all the newest updates, and comes with office, Roxio and other programs. Just an all around good laptop to have. I bought this as a gift for my ex.

What is included in winning this auction is not only the laptop, but also everything else she left. Right now it is the laptop, the bag, some cables, the power supply, some personal items, sunglasses, clothes and a book "the story of O". I will be cleaning my place this weekend so the bounty will grow.

This is the last of the crap my ex girlfriend has left at my place. She left me for an older guy she met on dumm dum duuu...my space. A 30 year old guy on MySpace hitting on 21 yr old woman. Whatever, hey props to him for being able to pull it off.

I figure what more fitting way to totally get rid of her then online.

I met this wonderful pain in my ass from a friend of mine (who I haven’t talked to since). It was his niece, and she had just moved out here from Kansas. At first glance she seemed perfect. She played guitar, was gorgeous, and was a monster in the sac.

The only glaring issue is that she smoked weed. A LOT. Every day.

She could cause her uncle, my friend, was pretty well off and paid for her. She had a hell of a deal, go out with me, get treated, go back to her uncle’s house, and get treated.

As time went on I found myself spending more and more on this chick and getting less and less, umm "return". After a month long dry spell I figured something was up and began paying more attention to what she was doing.

One day she said she was going shopping then out with some friends and would be home late, probably getting baked. As soon as she,I spent the next ten minutes going over her computer looking for emails and passwords. She left all her info in a notepad in her my docs. I started rummaging around her yahoo account and came upon some emails from "Jeff". I knew most of her friends and this one was new.

Reading them it came clear this was the dick doing my girl.

So I signed in as her to yahoo and no joke within 30 seconds I got an IM from Dick.... I mean Jeff, asking if she was still up to meet at the mall.

I went red with anger, but then calmed down and thought this is her screw up not his. So I made a deal with the devil.

Seeing that sex had gone out the window a month ago (seriously from once or twice a day to nothing) I figured if I could get any neither should he. I started chatting with him but at the end I said

" I would love to do anal tonight, but I don't like it slow, when you have me doggy style, just go for it. I will be ready all night"

He replied with a simple OK. I then said, as her, I am heading out the door now.

No surprise, she came home early, around midnight slamming the door on her way in. I hear some noise in the living room, the laptop slamming shut, and zippers opening. I came out from my bedroom and asked her what’s wrong?

Her rant consisted of maybe 3 non obscene words, so I don't think eBay would let me print them. I did catch " you told him to butt **** me! How dare you invade my privacy?" She was so pissed she grabbed her overnight bag, leaving her laptop.

That was 2 months ago and she hasn't been back since. So that is why I am selling her laptop.

I would like to get at least 400 buck to recoup all the money I spent on her. Women should come with a refund option............

More info:http://www.bauer-power.net/2007/10/revenge-on-exebay-style.html
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Posted: 10/29/2007 7:22:11 PM EDT

[#1]

LOL now that is funny shit.

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:22:37 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:24:37 PM EDT

[#3]

Ouch.

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:24:58 PM EDT

[#4]

Another MySpace horror story. When will that damned site finally be shut down for good?

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:25:22 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:25:41 PM EDT

[#6]

Sweet!

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:27:23 PM EDT

[#7]

The item was removed from ebay. I thought the only thing you couldn't sell there were gun parts.

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:29:56 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:30:21 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:30:56 PM EDT

[#10]

Now that's f...... funny

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:31:17 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:34:28 PM EDT

[#12]

By far the funniest thing I have read ALL WEEK.

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:35:31 PM EDT

[#13]

lol thats great

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:36:08 PM EDT

[#14]

I wonder if Jeff got pix

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:39:11 PM EDT

[#15]

That is the definition of AWESOME.

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:42:56 PM EDT

[#16]

AAAAHHAHAHAHA!

That is awesome, the man is a genuis!

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:46:04 PM EDT

[#17]

bwhaahahahha

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:49:07 PM EDT

[#18]

That story has to win some kind of award. It may not be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, but damn, it’s in the running.

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:49:55 PM EDT

[#19]

Women should come with a refund option............

just awsome.

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:51:40 PM EDT

[#20]

Okay, I'll be the first to ask: What's his ARFCOM screen name?

That chick got pwned! but good.

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:52:03 PM EDT

[#21]

hahaha!

poetic justice!

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:55:01 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Another MySpace horror story. When will that damned site finally be shut down for good?

Yes, personal responsibility be damned! Ban myspace for the children!

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:56:25 PM EDT

[#23]

you might as well post here myspace address

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:56:33 PM EDT

[#24]

Yeehaw! The ole' backdoor delivery she wasn't expecting! Gotta love it!

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:56:48 PM EDT

[#25]

"Hey dude, get a life... you lost and now you're angry about it".

"Sell the laptop, sunglasses, crotchless-pantyhose, etc along with any dignity you might have had by letting the rest of the world know what a LOSER you are".

"I'd put your ex on the line to share my grief for your loss, but right now she's occupied while I have her straddled over the toilet as I'm drilling her up the ass"

"When I'm done, I'll send her back to you bleeding and begging for more (which you'll fail at fulfilling once again), and you know you'll take her back... chump!"

"Yours in Ownage... Jeff"

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:59:11 PM EDT

[#26]

OMG that was f****** brilliant

Revenge is a bitch

Posted: 10/29/2007 8:04:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 10/29/2007 8:05:47 PM EDT

[#28]

please don't ban me it's just perfect:

SIIHPAPP!

Posted: 10/29/2007 8:12:10 PM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 10/29/2007 9:17:22 PM EDT

[#30]

Bravo Sir!!!!

Posted: 10/29/2007 9:25:29 PM EDT

[#31]

Entertaining fiction.

Posted: 10/29/2007 9:29:29 PM EDT

[#32]

Full of fucking win.

Posted: 10/29/2007 9:33:50 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Another MySpace horror story. When will that damned site finally be shut down for good?

Good god, I hope never. Think of the hilarity that we wouldn't have if there was no myspace...

Posted: 10/29/2007 9:43:18 PM EDT

[#34]

That was great

Posted: 10/29/2007 9:51:13 PM EDT

[#35]

AHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: 10/29/2007 9:56:30 PM EDT

[#36]

Hilarious.

Posted: 10/29/2007 11:32:49 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
The item was removed from ebay. I thought the only thing you couldn't sell there were gun parts.

eBay has a habit of randomly canceling items... In fact, I had an item canceled that I was trying to sell. I had BOUGHT the thing on eBay a year prior! Combine that with the fact that it's 90% chinese spam now... It's hard enough dealing with the scams from here in the US, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna buy something on freaking eBay from someone in Hong Kong!

Posted: 10/29/2007 11:42:34 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Full of fucking win.

+1 Yes it is.

Posted: 10/29/2007 11:52:40 PM EDT

[#39]

Greatest auction evaaaaar!

Posted: 10/29/2007 11:57:27 PM EDT

[#40]

dang, that was funny

Posted: 10/30/2007 12:00:33 AM EDT

[#41]

ROFL holy shit that is funny. im glad he got her in the end, and got that guy as well. Oh well, there are more fish in the sea

Posted: 10/30/2007 12:15:25 AM EDT

[#42]

Her name wasn't Valerie, was it? If my ex stood naked in a high wind her exhaust-pipe would whistle like a Coke bottle...

Posted: 10/30/2007 12:35:27 AM EDT

[#43]

Oh sweet revenge!

Posted: 10/30/2007 5:29:54 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Okay, I'll be the first to ask: What's his ARFCOM screen name?

That chick got pwned! but good.

So who has posted a recent divorce/breakup thread?

Posted: 10/30/2007 5:37:32 AM EDT

[#45]

LOL, Revenge, s dish served well...cold.

Posted: 10/30/2007 5:39:19 AM EDT

[#46]

Payback is a b*tch, ain't it? I like the guy though, he realized that her girl was screwing with another man and rather than go apesh*t on her; the devil horns popped out of his head and he hatched a sweet scheme to get back at his cheating GF.

KUDOS!

now SIIHPAPP!!!

Don't taze me, bro!

Posted: 10/30/2007 5:42:39 AM EDT

[#47]

win.

Posted: 10/30/2007 5:56:23 AM EDT

[#48]

If this guy can found he should be given a lifetime membership here at ARFCOM and he should have the screen name: Godfather.

Posted: 10/30/2007 6:03:52 AM EDT

[#49]

BigDozer66

Posted: 10/30/2007 6:10:21 AM EDT

[#50]

One up the bum.....no harm done...

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