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Posted: 6/2/2008 6:25:32 PM EDT

seriously WTf

ok so hanging out by the pool cooking 2 chicks and 1 dude some up hey that smells good

start up a conversation about bbbq, eat some food hang out and drink for a few

then chick says, hey listen were all going to fuck in apt ___ you should stop by tonight

me:

<--- in that order

anyway i dont' have too much time i todl them i have to drop some shit off at my place

one of the chicks si cute other one a littel chubby

i'm considering goign but still feel kinda weird showooing up to some randome dudes place ot fuck

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:26:01 PM EDT

[#1]

Just do it.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:26:34 PM EDT

[#2]

You will have to buy orgy clothes and a van and grow a mustache.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:26:50 PM EDT

[#3]

SIIHPAPP or GTFO.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:27:06 PM EDT

[#4]

How gigundous is 'kinda chubby"?

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:27:17 PM EDT

[#5]

Go for it and SIIHPAPP.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:27:21 PM EDT

[#6]

Are you seriously considering it?

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:27:26 PM EDT

[#7]

Second one tonight

Sounds like a robbery/beat down in the making

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:27:30 PM EDT

[#8]

Scene from Old School

Ding Dong....Yeah I am here for the gang bang

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:27:41 PM EDT

[#9]

Do it, and AAR is a must or ban

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:27:47 PM EDT

[#10]

just wrap it and slap it

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:27:48 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
You will have to buy orgy clothes and a van and grow a mustache.

proper term would be pornstache

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:28:06 PM EDT

[#12]

Go, post AAR and MS Paint.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:28:18 PM EDT

[#13]

One way or the other ... yer gonna die from the results of this ... Dibs on your guns.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:28:27 PM EDT

[#14]

Pics if you go.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:28:46 PM EDT

[#15]

The hotty is a well-crafted post op tranny. The fatty will give you the best head. After she straps on and pounds the post-op tranny.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:28:57 PM EDT

[#16]

Well if you can't spell or type, might as well fuck.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:29:23 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
You will have to buy orgy clothes and a van and grow a mustache.

Seinfeld's the man

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:29:47 PM EDT

[#18]

What was the dudes expression to the invite?

Watch yer cornhole bud

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:29:50 PM EDT

[#19]

dude seriously

how much time is appropriate before showing up ?

i'm kind a 50/50 on goign but still alitetl wierded out

chubby chick is cute chubby

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:30:07 PM EDT

[#20]

So who's in the market for a couple of kidneys?

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:30:21 PM EDT

[#21]

wrap it and GO!

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:30:51 PM EDT

[#22]

You might end up taking it like a man, Id pass

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:30:52 PM EDT

[#23]

Watch yer cornhole dude

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:31:04 PM EDT

[#24]

take a camcorder with ya, but you'll probably just get rolled..

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:31:10 PM EDT

[#25]

Wrap it and tap it!

CJ

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:31:21 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Go, post AAR and MS Paint.

+100

If they don't rob and kill you this could be a great story

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:31:26 PM EDT

[#27]

Your going to be ass raped. BAIL

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:31:28 PM EDT

[#28]

needs more,

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:31:30 PM EDT

[#29]

oh this WILL be epic

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:31:30 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Well if you can't spell or type, might as well fuck.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:32:05 PM EDT

[#31]

Dammit, someone around here is going to end up in a tubfull of ice water minus a kidney...might as well be you. Cheers.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:32:39 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Second one tonight

Sounds like a robbery/beat down in the making

+1
Bathtub full of ice, kidney missing, etc.

<eta> Damn, 34 seconds too slow.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:32:59 PM EDT

[#33]

pics or it didnt happen.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:33:45 PM EDT

[#34]

Go but keep an eye on the dude.

Remember, if your balls touch or you make eye contact it becomes gay sex no matter how many women are involved.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:34:23 PM EDT

[#35]

Tag for the Failure with MS paint.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:34:34 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Your going to be ass raped. BAIL

Assraped, robbed, beated, assraped, humilated and assraped

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:34:37 PM EDT

[#37]

Take protection, condoms and a 1911. Just in case.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:34:46 PM EDT

[#38]

YOU MUST GO, FOR ALL OF US!

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:34:57 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You will have to buy orgy clothes and a van and grow a mustache.

proper term would be pornstache

Really? I always called it "molestsache"

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:35:26 PM EDT

[#40]

pics or didn't happen.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:35:34 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Take protection, condoms and a 1911. Just in case.

fick ui dont' have runbberes i'll have to run to the stoer

not sure abltu all of tha t

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:35:56 PM EDT

[#42]

I love giving bad advice to drunk people. Sometimes it's the only way they'll learn.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:35:59 PM EDT

[#43]

If you don't know them it probably isn't safe to do this. You don't know what their real intention is (i.e. rob you).

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:36:00 PM EDT

[#44]

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:36:01 PM EDT

[#45]

AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome)
Genital Warts
Gonorhea
Syphylis
Herpes
Chlamydia
Pubic Lice or Crabs
Hepatitis

All this and MORE! (sore butthole from man rape) can be yours! Limited time only!

I'd stay away from the random sex.

*Edited to remove non-male STD condition

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:36:11 PM EDT

[#46]

There's going to be more sword fighting tonight than a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:36:32 PM EDT

[#47]

"Hi, Im here for the gang bang?"

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:36:44 PM EDT

[#48]

Dude just fuckin do it. These people seem legit.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:37:05 PM EDT

[#49]

Be safe and have fun

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:37:33 PM EDT

[#50]

You better get going. I don't think there's such a thing as "fashionably late" to an orgy.

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