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Posted: 6/27/2008 7:58:08 PM EDT
   For months I was told that I just had to join this site and that once I did, it would become an addiction. Well, now I finally have something worthy of posting. Let me regale you with a draw down tale...

   I arrived home after an exciting day of roller coaster riding to find that my father had yet again left the front door unlocked and the back door hanging wide open. This is actually quite common, despite my frequent protests. He seems to think that no one would ever try break in or anything.

   Irritated, I locked the front and back doors and did a cursory check of the upstairs rooms, but I didn't check the basement because it's super creepy down there. Dad had taken the dog, not that she'd be any help, so I was alone.

   I slipped into bed and was nearly asleep when I heard footsteps. Terrified, I waited and then heard them again. The basement! I should have checked the basement. They probably heard my keys and ran for cover.

   My heart was beating so fast and I thought,   "Oh my god, someone is really in the house, they're going to find me and kill me!" Then I remembered that I had a gun.
I put my glasses on, because there was no way I could get to the bathroom and put in my contacts, and grabbed my Smith and Wesson model 10 snub nose and my mag light. I opened the door to my room as softly as I could and tip toed excruciatingly slowly down the hallway.

   "Oh this is going to be terrible, I don't want to have to kill someone and deal with all that litigation" I thought as I rounded the corner into the living room.
The light was on in the kitchen, and that's when I could hear the dog. It was only my dad. I came into view and told him that leaving the doors unlocked and wide open was perhaps the worst thing that he could do for his health. I was so furious, but all he could say was, "Didn't you hear me talking to the dog?"


Needless to say, it was nearly impossible to get back to sleep.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8646/allypaintgp2.png

Edit:

Picture of me in Cozumel, and one of me and my little brother

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v188/40/31/62102238/n62102238_31661993_5841.jpg

http://photos-238.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v54/40/31/62102238/n62102238_30699891_3887.jpg
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 7:58:46 PM EDT
[#1]
In.

Link Posted: 6/27/2008 7:59:42 PM EDT
[#2]
Tag ed
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:00:09 PM EDT
[#3]
In on first page.

Good MS paint though.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:00:13 PM EDT
[#4]
and off we go...
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:00:14 PM EDT
[#5]
3 1/2 pages
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:00:40 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:01:07 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:01:41 PM EDT
[#8]
pics of u?
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:01:43 PM EDT
[#9]
First page.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:01:55 PM EDT
[#10]
In on 1. Should be good
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:02:22 PM EDT
[#11]
in
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:02:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Cool
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:02:23 PM EDT
[#13]
What the hell!  I can't tell if there's red hair there.  Am I just suppose to imagine there's red hair there!?
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:02:38 PM EDT
[#14]
shawnof thedead? is that you?
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:03:02 PM EDT
[#15]
Why isn't teh MS Paint pic in color?
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:04:40 PM EDT
[#16]
OK, I'm a little slow.....but I think we have wimminz!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:05:36 PM EDT
[#17]
Oh yeah, welcome to the boards who's ever troll account you are
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:05:58 PM EDT
[#18]
In for the epic to follow.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:06:43 PM EDT
[#19]
In on the win.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:06:51 PM EDT
[#20]
in
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:06:54 PM EDT
[#21]
why are you pointing that pistol at you vagina?
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:07:01 PM EDT
[#22]
TITS OR GTFO
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:07:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Hi Justin

Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:08:07 PM EDT
[#24]
TOGTFO... wait...
haha yeah, me "wimminz"
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:12:15 PM EDT
[#25]
In.  Pics or ban.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:16:17 PM EDT
[#26]
Wait a minute.... Male or Female?
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:17:30 PM EDT
[#27]
in
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:18:25 PM EDT
[#28]
in on this shit
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:20:44 PM EDT
[#29]
hawt
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:21:16 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:22:53 PM EDT
[#31]
In
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:25:14 PM EDT
[#32]

pics.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:25:36 PM EDT
[#33]
She's a girl.

She is a good friend of FoxyHuntress.

I'm not kidding.




IBTSS

Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:27:24 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
She's a girl.

She is a good friend of FoxyHuntress.

I'm not kidding.




IBTSS

www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jgeist/omg/shitstorm-flyer.jpg


You Bet.  
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:28:31 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
In.

on page 2
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:28:46 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She's a girl.

She is a good friend of FoxyHuntress.

I'm not kidding.




IBTSS

www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jgeist/omg/shitstorm-flyer.jpg


You Bet.  


tag for the sh*t to come
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:30:06 PM EDT
[#37]
Impressive MS paint skills.  Oh yeah, in on pg 2
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:30:10 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
She's a girl.

She is a good friend of FoxyHuntress.

I'm not kidding.

IBTSS

www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jgeist/omg/shitstorm-flyer.jpg


Well Foxy is pretty, and is cool. Mayber her friend gets a pass for now.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:30:18 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
She's a girl.

She is a good friend of FoxyHuntress.

I'm not kidding.


Weeeeeeeelll.....ok.

P_Phoenix, when you were approaching the kitchen with the maglight and snubbie, were you using the FBI, neck index, or Harris technique?
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:30:30 PM EDT
[#40]
I think we're going to need a picture of you to compare with the ms paint.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:30:50 PM EDT
[#41]
in
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:31:59 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
She's a girl.
She is a good friend of FoxyHuntress.

4 boobs better than 2!
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:34:13 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
TITS OR GTFO


Dammit I was gonna say that.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:34:43 PM EDT
[#44]
ya know....foxy had a pic of her on the first page of her thread....just sayin'
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:36:14 PM EDT
[#45]
wtf? chicks on the internet? We demand pics
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:36:16 PM EDT
[#46]
No one can beat the leg humpers.
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:38:59 PM EDT
[#47]
A/S/L?
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:39:46 PM EDT
[#48]
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:40:30 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 6/27/2008 8:44:25 PM EDT
[#50]
Send in the hounds!

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