1GR --  Serious bruises on my arm from a 10 day game of 'Slug Bug'.  And infected liver, and a fungus from TBD. A barely used clam digging permit (I got one! )

JAFO --  One seriously nice bottle of Dead Deer red wine.  Columbia river vintage.  

Da_Bunny -- A Olympic Arms baseball caps and a nasty rumor that I took a wimmens home from TGIFs.  (nice!)

2PW - A nice piece of a Washington State back porch.  I think I will use it to start my own deck one day.  Seed crop.

1GR's Uncle (jim?) a nice Puerto Vallarta shot glass.  The cheap bastard would not sell me his father-in-law's ashes, but damn sure took a Wendy's gift certificate for a shot glass.  bastard.  I like Wendy's and he lied about the candle.  there is NO TEQUILA in it after you burn out hte wax.  

I also brought back a nice target from 1GR's friend's ranch and a 'No Hunting Without Permission' sign.  Hey, it did not say 'No Stealing' and it will make a helluva souvenior.

I had a blast fellas.  Has A Big Unit and Phil were the two nicest gay men I met while there.

TRG

PS.  2PW gets an honorable mention for a lasting knee injury from when I was pushed through his back deck.  





And pink piggie slippers, baby!!!

The piggie slippers saved my life.  

First, I was suffering from near frostbite because 2wp made us remove our shoes on his hardwood floors.  I got told coes.  The piggies saved me from frostbite.

When we left to help 2pw install some sound equipment, they prevented me from dying of alcohol poisoning .

How?  

How?  I'll tell you.  Apparently, there is some unwritten rule in Washington bars that piggie slippers are NOT ALLOWED on a bar.  Who knew?  So, I got pissed and started drinking coffee.

On the way out of the bar...I can't go in to too many details, but I can tell you it involved 1GR lifting me OVER his head so I could show them to the hostess at some bar.   From what I have heard the left piggie asked the hostess, "Wanna get drunk and naked?"

When rebuffed, the right one asked "How about just naked?"

Bad little piggies.

Then I took the little piggies to the market!

They went on to save my life by allowing me to ice skate like a princess in a Safeway grocery store.  This is a critical point.  Without them, I would have been moving too quickly across the meat department (on the way to a page for "TheRedGoat, please report to the Deli.  TheredGoat, please report to the Deli") to notice the cops had arrived.

Luckily for us, it was just the volunteer fireguys.  The piggies declined asking them to go get drunk and naked with us...

They went on to save me from almost certain doom when 2wp's back deck tried to eat me alive. " Really outta get this ... FIXED!!!" (crashing through deck sound effect)

Additonally, in the near tragic bonfire, the piggies allowed me to have all-feet drive capability while avoiding the roadflares.  Amazing piggies.

Their last critical mission was to allow me to cross the snow to the GreenHound at 5AM.  Somehow, I had carried my real shoes to that vehicle earlier in the evening.

So, I felt that they needed a short trip to Texas for a little dry cleaning and then maybe a few more roadtrips on the way back home.  When they are finished here, I'll post pics of thier visit and send them UPS to the next owner.

They will be well travelled little piggies once they finally make it back home.

Roadtrip piggies!  Roadtrip!!

TRG

hmm.  All I have to say is...

VIVA LA PIGGIES!

Quoted: Mis-statemant of the night..."Boy, I thought TheRedGoat would be louder than this." (me before the real drinking got started)

I tried to warn you all...

TRG

Quoted: Cleary it's a lie that things in Texas are bigger.

 Is JAFO next to TRG in this pic?

Quoted: Those little piggy slippers don't happen to say "Dink Dink Dink!", do they? Looks like you had a great time with the WA crew.  Hope you didn't scare em TOO bad!

Scare 'em?  Hell half of them are in love... !

TRG

Quoted: Quoted: Cleary it's a lie that things in Texas are bigger. pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/858902/5228703/80621579.jpg  Is JAFO next to TRG in this pic?

Yeah, he's a giant.  That is the bottle of wine he gave me.  Oddly enough, I thought roses were for a first date, but... it is a nice wine.

TRG

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Cleary it's a lie that things in Texas are bigger. pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/858902/5228703/80621579.jpg  Is JAFO next to TRG in this pic? Yeah, he's a giant.  That is the bottle of wine he gave me.  Oddly enough, I thought roses were for a first date, but... it is a nice wine. TRG

 .  I bet your whole time there, you probably got one or two words out of him.

He made a new buddy...

TRG, TBD, and The Greenhound

Good to meet you Goat, 9Millie sends her best.

Quoted:  .  I bet your whole time there, you probably got one or two words out of him.

He got a handful of words:

"I heard we had to wine and dine you to get some Texas lovin', so drink up and I'll go find you a cracker to go with the wine."  

Quoted: Who got TheRedGoat his only PIE while in Washington?

Damnit, I knew I got pie, but I could NOT rememebr your username.  Thank you.  BTW, it was pumpkin, not SweetTater.

And I did enjoy it!

TRG

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Who got TheRedGoat his only PIE while in Washington? Damnit, I knew I got pie, but I could NOT rememebr your username.  Thank you.  BTW, it was pumpkin, not SweetTater. And I did enjoy it! TRG Of course it wasn't SweetTater pie...you left that in Texas. So, who is this "Pumpkin" that you speak of?????? And just how much did you enjoy it?????

And so it begins...  

The Washington boys just keep throwing me under the bus.

TRG

Quoted: milkfactory.typepad.com/milkfactory/see_no_evil.jpg

You know who was lying about the placement of my hands when I said goodbye.

TRG

Quoted: Let me know and we'll work out a deal.

Sounds like a deal with the to me.

Quoted: pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/858902/5228703/80703565.jpg

Izzat the bus he mentioned? If we ain't pulling him out from under it's cuz we can't see him.

Quoted: i hope yall are hiding the real pictures, those are so, so......................benign

Hush money has been liberally applied.  Some cameras may remain locked away for years.  Statute of limitations, you know...?

TRG

Quoted: she was a little bit kinky

You said you were going to tell him about Punkin before letting it get out of hand.