Holy. Shit.

I just laughed so hard.

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This is troof.

Chinese knock offs on Amazon yet?   Asking for a friend.

I think a modern dentist chair, maybe with some massage chair add-ons, could be used for a kinkorama.

I'd say that is the likely use case.

Kharn

A guy with a hand-crafted fuck chair is definitely not against oral.

Why would a real King worry about “pleasuring” women.

Chaucer 100% described oral sex on the ladies. So, yes. Yes there was. It might have had a bit more flavor and texture, but it was on the menu.

black light the chair?

Eeeeew, yuck! Bad enough reading the post about sootikins.

But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savourly er he was war of this.
Abak he stirte and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a woman hath no berd.

Wrong. I have lapped up the copious vaginal discharge of a lady friend like a dog drinking from a garden hose. It most certainly wasn’t urine.

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As @NavyDoc once pointed out, what organ is that coming from?

Hmmmm?

Where does it come from?

What can hold that amount of liquid down there?

What's that, there is an organ that can hold that liquid?

It's the bladder you say?

Huh.

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I guess he didn't need grippy socks at least.

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Feminists came up with the squirting thing so they could piss on guys and they'd be into it

You know what else is odorless and colorless and comes out the peehole?

Piss, when you've been drinking a lot of water. You know, so you'd have to piss and pretend it's "squirt".

I watched a documentary about King Arthur that seems to suggest otherwise.

I would love to read King Edwards pleasure journal.

For historic porn, 80’s and 90’s vintage Hustler and Playboys are probably better…

https://royalcentral.co.uk/features/the-many-mistresses-of-king-edward-vii-130998/

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Actual Sex Therapist checking in here.....

For those of you fascinated or appalled by this chair....King Edward wasn't alone.  Take a gander at Catherine the Great if you want to see a female example of sex positivity back in the day!

I first saw this chair a couple years ago and looked all over the internet trying to find a place selling them.  Even design schematics so I could build one.  None existed.  However, in sex/lifestyle/swinger's clubs these are known as frog chairs and are pretty common along with St. Andrew's crosses, tantra chairs, spanking benches, etc.  Most seem to have figured it out but the top helps to brace for missionary.  Modern versions aren't nearly as ornate.  Just simple 2x4's, plywood, and marine vinyl covered padding.   The museum rendering seems like one interpretation but I've seen the stick-figure drawings inserted with up to 3 women as well as an additional male.  Essentially, the chair is the focal point and everyone picks a spot.  

Not being able to find one to buy, I built my own....or at least a version of it.  Mine is more versatile, adaptable, and mobile  It's a spanking/fuck bench.  Has been used by 4 people simultaneously up until now but I can see 2-3 more being possible depending on the location. Mine is just two nesting skeletonized 2x4 boxes with padding on top and grips on the bottom so they don't slide around.  I built it from scraps I had after rebuilding my basement/bar.  Was pretty easy to build actually.  Just didn't realize how big it'd end up so now it gets stored in plain sight with a tablecloth over it.  

As for squirting....the Skene's gland was mentioned....that's the female version of the male's prostate.  Helps with pumping but it does not contain any significant quantity of liquid compared to the bladder, which is where the vast majority of the "fluid" is coming from.  It is...mostly...urine as a result.  Wanna argue?  Fine, let a gal "squirt" on your (hopefully waterproof) fitted sheet.  Then roll that sheet up into a ball and forget to wash it for a couple days.  Come back and get a good whiff of it and tell us all what it smells like.  

Glad to see ya'll commenting.  When it comes to 2A....no budging or compromising...PERIOD! When it comes to sex....step outside that comfort zone now and again.  Might surprise yourselves!

Newest copy pasta?

Exactly what I thought

Please elaborate.  I don't follow.

girls are laying on each others back. It's a double stacker.

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I don't think so. I mentioned this thread in the HF Predator Engine thread and Emt1581 gave a very thoughtful response on how a gas engine could/couldn't be used for sexy time shenanigans

I thought it would have looked more... Edwardian?

He's right you know

i've been dead inside for decades.

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Wasn't it CTG whose bench was supposedly designed to support her favorite...horse, safely?

Probably a good thought, and well before a certain Boeing engineer and his boyfriend "Big Ed" failed to pay heed.

The horse issue is iffy.  Widely rumored that she died while getting fucked by the horse which is supposedly not true.  Similar to Cleapatra filling a gourd with bees and using it as the first vibrator.  That's supposedly a falsehood as well.  But interesting that someone created the idea!

That tale (like the ones about necrophilia, etc.) are almost certainly fabricated.  That the old gal liked to fuck, however, is probably true.

awhile back I learned the word sootkin.

Google that one while having lunch

eta, already been done

learn new stuff everyday with gd🤷

Should see her coffee table and other furniture though!  Tried buying that to, but no one makes it.  Not even on Etsy!!  She was definitely a fan of cock!

if you're the king you make em police that up before the orgy