In one week I'll be at kink camp - AMA

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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22578 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 7:55:24 PM EDT Girlfriend is coming over tomorrow and we are going to pack up for our week and a half at kink camp. It's normally 9 days, but I'm Staff this year so we are going up a couple days early. What do you want to know? Answers might be declined to protect the innocent (and my account), but I'll be as truthful as I can.
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nvroundman Member Joined May 2011 Posts 7351 EE 100% (14) NV, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 7:56:16 PM EDT [#1] Wtf is a kink camp?
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ManiacRat Member Joined May 2005 Posts 11069 EE 100% (8) TX, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 7:56:42 PM EDT [#2] FPNI

Curmudgeon762 Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 6244 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 7:57:43 PM EDT [#3] Attached File

DrKlahn Joined Oct 2021 Posts 2759 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 7:58:01 PM EDT [#4] How often is rule 34 expressed by the participants ?

Pavelow16478 Member Joined Dec 2005 Posts 11783 EE 100% (34) USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 7:58:43 PM EDT [#5] In on this train wreck

Sartorius Heh heh. You said member. Joined Mar 2006 Posts 11904 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 7:59:38 PM EDT [#6] You're "Staff this year"? Was that pun intended or not?
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Bottle Joined May 2023 Posts 863 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:00:10 PM EDT [#8] God damn you fuckers are weird

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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22579 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:01:11 PM EDT [#11] A bunch of people get together at an old school camp (cabins, dining hall, pool, etc.) and do things to each other. Sex, BDSM, cocktail parties, happy hours, swimming (though the pool will be frigid). There are 2 "play spaces" aka dungeons with furniture and equipment, as well as cleaning and safer sex supplies.
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RarestRX Likes District 9 More than You Joined Jul 2006 Posts 37045 EE 100% (24) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:02:20 PM EDT [#12] Let me know how the kitten play and puppy play go.
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22580 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:02:31 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By DrKlahn: How often is rule 34 expressed by the participants ? View Quote Frequently. I've seen some shit. (Fortunately, not literally.)
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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:02:37 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By R2point0:
A bunch of people get together at an old school camp (cabins, dining hall, pool, etc.) and do things to each other. Sex, BDSM, cocktail parties, happy hours, swimming (though the pool will be frigid). There are 2 "play spaces" aka dungeons with furniture and equipment, as well as cleaning and safer sex supplies.

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Amateur hour.

Try Las Vegas champ.

AKFF Thread Killer Joined Sep 2008 Posts 16952 EE 100% (26) AK, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:02:41 PM EDT [#16] I don’t understand. The last camp I attended we played ping pong and paddled on the lake. Will you also be using ping pong balls and paddles?
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nsw8148 Member Joined Jan 2008 Posts 6582 EE 0% (0) AK, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:02:56 PM EDT [#17] What is the level of attractiveness of the people that usually attend?
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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:03:22 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By R2point0:
A bunch of people get together at an old school camp (cabins, dining hall, pool, etc.) and do things to each other. Sex, BDSM, cocktail parties, happy hours, swimming (though the pool will be frigid). There are 2 "play spaces" aka dungeons with furniture and equipment, as well as cleaning and safer sex supplies.

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Holy fuck I am sheltered.

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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:04:14 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By R2point0:
Frequently. I've seen some shit. (Fortunately, not literally.)

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Originally Posted By DrKlahn:
How often is rule 34 expressed by the participants
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Frequently. I've seen some shit. (Fortunately, not literally.)

Oh man, no schneizer?? 👎🏿

R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22581 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:04:21 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By Sartorius: You're "Staff this year"? Was that pun intended or not? View Quote Literally the truth. We don't get paid, but we get in for free. I'm on gate duty and part of "security" - apparently I'm one of the scarier guys there.
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Kanati Member Joined Mar 2011 Posts 15131 EE 100% (4) USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:05:44 PM EDT [#21] Sounds like a fur con with extra steps.

R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22582 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:06:04 PM EDT [Last Edit: R2point0] [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By RarestRX: Let me know how the kitten play and puppy play go. View Quote Pups are the bane of my existence. YKINMKBYKIOK, but fuck are they annoying. Same with Littles. Catgirls are at least cute and aren't as annoying as the puppies.
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ban-hater Member Joined Oct 2004 Posts 9274 EE 100% (223) USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:06:35 PM EDT [#23] Attached File I predict epicness from this thread.

fighter443 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 11342 EE 100% (26) NY, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:07:27 PM EDT [#24]

Curmudgeon762 Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 6245 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:07:37 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By R2point0: Literally the truth. We don't get paid, but we get in for free. I'm on gate duty and part of "security" - apparently I'm one of the scarier guys there. View Quote So it’s s guys camp?

R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22583 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:08:49 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By AKFF: I don't understand. The last camp I attended we played ping pong and paddled on the lake. Will you also be using ping pong balls and paddles? View Quote Ping pong balls? Probably not - too small for some things, to big for others. Paddlin'? Oh yes, there will be a paddlin'. Many, many times.
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Aguas Joined Jul 2006 Posts 1766 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:09:03 PM EDT [#28] I only come to this site anymore for the weird entertainment value. I suppose i am grateful to you, OP.

Echd Joined Oct 2008 Posts 25647 EE 100% (61) USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:09:56 PM EDT [#29] The people who do this stuff are never the people you want to see doing this stuff...

R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22584 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:10:30 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By nsw8148: What is the level of attractiveness of the people that usually attend? View Quote About what you'd expect - not very. There are some young cute girls and young men, but most are middle aged and, well, we've let ourselves go a bit. But the attraction is generally not visual.
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whiskerz Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 133502 EE 100% (34) USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:12:57 PM EDT [#31] Is your safe word fahrvergnugen ?
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22585 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:12:58 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By Kanati: Sounds like a fur con with extra steps. View Quote Generally the furries stick to their own. You really can't do a lot in a fur suit other than stand their and sweat; we've had a few, but not many. That being said the camp is one of the largest pony play events on the east coast.
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Waldo World's Foremost Glock Hater Joined Nov 2000 Posts 65398 EE 100% (10) WV, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:13:29 PM EDT [#33] IDK WTF that is, but it sounds like you need a lot of lube.
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spork Member Joined Mar 2003 Posts 4270 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:14:11 PM EDT [#34] Did you discover your enjoyment for CBT by accident?
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22586 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:14:59 PM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By fighter443: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/122302/IMG_3400-3216811.png View Quote We generally go with: "Yellow"= ease up "Red"= stop right now! "Safeword!"= Outside assistance needed immediately!
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22587 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:16:24 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: So it's s guys camp? View Quote Probably about 55:45 women:men. That's counting the trans people at face value.
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22588 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:17:58 PM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By Waldo: IDK WTF that is, but it sounds like you need a lot of lube. View Quote Generally people bring their own - everyone has a preference. But yes, lots of lube. And gloves.
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22589 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:18:51 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By spork: Did you discover your enjoyment for CBT by accident? View Quote That's my GF's thing, not mine - there are plenty of other guys for her to practice on.
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Raccoonwhisperer Joined Jul 2014 Posts 1483 EE 100% (1) OR, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:19:58 PM EDT [#39] Since you're "on the inside", I have a question.... Does the "upside-down pineapple in the shopping cart" trick really work?

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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:23:52 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Raccoonwhisperer:
Since you're "on the inside", I have a question....

Does the "upside-down pineapple in the shopping cart" trick really work?

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The pineapple thing is swingers. There is actually very little overlap between the two communities. Rules and expectations are different for each.

I do know that swingers have sort of taken the pineapple as their thing, but historically the pineapple has been a symbol of hospitality for over a hundred years.

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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:24:16 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By R2point0:
A bunch of people get together at an old school camp (cabins, dining hall, pool, etc.) and do things to each other. Sex, BDSM, cocktail parties, happy hours, swimming (though the pool will be frigid). There are 2 "play spaces" aka dungeons with furniture and equipment, as well as cleaning and safer sex supplies.

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Oh, so a Satin's membership drive for a one way ticket to Hell for all eternity.

Cool, Rock on.

R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22591 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:25:58 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By Jackslack: Oh, so a Satin's membership drive for a one way ticket to Hell for all eternity. Cool, Rock on. View Quote Ah yes, the Church Lady. I've been expecting you. Sit down, make yourself comfortable.
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Sartorius Heh heh. You said member. Joined Mar 2006 Posts 11906 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:26:24 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By R2point0: Generally the furries stick to their own. You really can't do a lot in a fur suit other than stand their and sweat; we've had a few, but not many. That being said the camp is one of the largest pony play events on the east coast. View Quote Every response has another term in it that I never wanted to know.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:26:32 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By R2point0:
That's my GF's thing, not mine - there are plenty of other guys for her to practice on.

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Originally Posted By spork:
Did you discover your enjoyment for CBT by accident?

That's my GF's thing, not mine - there are plenty of other guys for her to practice on.

What is CBT?

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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22592 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:28:55 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By DrKlahn: Oh man, no schneizer?? View Quote Oh, people do it, but for sanitary reasons it generally happens in the woods or some other secluded place. Because as a group we're all very accepting, but no one wants to see that shit - literally.
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macman37 The One Man Wrecking Machine Joined Mar 2003 Posts 126106 EE 100% (36) MI, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:29:11 PM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By spork: Did you discover your enjoyment for CBT by accident? View Quote I know I’m going to regret this, but wtf is cbt?
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Arty8 Member Joined Apr 2003 Posts 10284 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/17/2024 8:29:41 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By Hatari: Wait, do I need to get a pleasure journal for this thread? View Quote This