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fox2008

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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:21:42 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
Saw a girl reading this on the metro. Kind of wanted to talk to her just to see what the conversation would be like.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81EklJ04n7L._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg

Imagining: "So what are your interests?" "Oh, Nazis and meth".

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I’m imagining a very specific voice reading the audiobook

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Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33988 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 11:42:34 PM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By fox2008: I’m imagining a very specific voice reading the audiobook View Quote That guy from Rammstein?
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27293 EE 100% (37) WV, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 1:54:35 AM EDT [#3] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150385 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 9:50:24 AM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Oh shit skyfag expired View Quote
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150386 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 9:51:03 AM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/Cupace20240501014437276_png-3202593.JPG View Quote
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150387 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 9:52:07 AM EDT [#6] Oh shit! Someone bought me a membership. Thanks to whoever did.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150389 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 10:04:26 AM EDT [#7] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150391 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 10:05:05 AM EDT [#8] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150392 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 10:06:23 AM EDT [#9] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150395 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 10:07:28 AM EDT [#10]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50913 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 10:19:48 AM EDT [#11] https://www.udio.com/songs/4NgJQDcXCRjwVbBo7K5fn2
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33992 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 2:26:00 PM EDT [#12]
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 34003 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 5:15:21 PM EDT [#13] How to make GD more interesting: If autocorrect makes your post funnier. Just leave it.
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

exDefensorMilitas Purge the Commie, Abhor the Vegan Joined Oct 2013 Posts 16190 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 5:39:09 PM EDT [#14] Doc, you should put Harlem Shaker on Epidemic Sounds for Youtubers to start using. Legit Song.
	Shit like this is why you don't give typewriters to monkeys. - L_JE Colonialism, bringing ethnic diversity to a continent near you. - My Father Me being brief, this is like seeing a comet - Geralt55

CajunMojo CoonAss® Resident Oilfield Trash Joined Sep 2004 Posts 15052 EE 100% (3) LA, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 5:45:17 PM EDT [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: How to make GD more interesting: If autocorrect makes your post funnier. Just leave it. View Quote I use swipe text on my phone. It once changed "tomorrow" to "gonorrhea" on a work text. I caught it before i hit send, but took a screenshot.
	q3131: I can enjoy necrobeastialexhibitionism as much as the next guy, but homonecrobestailexhibitionism is just plain sick. Tomislav:If you truly love something, you need to shoot it, then set it on fire. (And then post pics!) كا

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 107638 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 5/1/2024 10:04:07 PM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: How to make GD more interesting: If autocorrect makes your post funnier. Just leave it. View Quote Based
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50928 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 5/2/2024 9:53:34 AM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By exDefensorMilitas: Doc, you should put Harlem Shaker on Epidemic Sounds for Youtubers to start using. Legit Song. View Quote Thanks I was noodling some mutations and started chasing a variant and dang if it did not groove https://www.udio.com/songs/n6w78KAa79uNpzt8af5bhB
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50929 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 5/2/2024 9:56:03 AM EDT [#18]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 34012 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 5/2/2024 10:57:04 AM EDT [#19]
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

CajunMojo CoonAss® Resident Oilfield Trash Joined Sep 2004 Posts 15059 EE 100% (3) LA, USA	Posted: 5/2/2024 2:53:17 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000008157-3203665.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000008155-3203666.jpg View Quote Attached File
	q3131: I can enjoy necrobeastialexhibitionism as much as the next guy, but homonecrobestailexhibitionism is just plain sick. Tomislav:If you truly love something, you need to shoot it, then set it on fire. (And then post pics!) كا

TxLawDog Member Joined Sep 2004 Posts 9087 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 5/2/2024 4:52:27 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: Oh shit! Someone bought me a membership. Thanks to whoever did. View Quote You're welcome. (Wasn't me)

JLH3 Living in Occupied Northern Sonora Joined Dec 2005 Posts 21526 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 12:58:47 AM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: How to make GD more interesting: If autocorrect makes your post funnier. Just leave it. View Quote Attached File
	"You want perfection, or nothing. The revolution was never perfect....We fight because we believe, we leave because we are disilliusioned, we come back because we are lost, we die because we are committed. - Jesus Raza, The Professionals

JLH3 Living in Occupied Northern Sonora Joined Dec 2005 Posts 21527 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 12:59:37 AM EDT [#23] Nightmare fuel Attached File
	"You want perfection, or nothing. The revolution was never perfect....We fight because we believe, we leave because we are disilliusioned, we come back because we are lost, we die because we are committed. - Jesus Raza, The Professionals

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 34048 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 10:32:13 AM EDT [Last Edit: Notcalifornialegal] [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By JLH3: Nightmare fuel https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86202/IMG_0138_jpeg-3204237.JPG View Quote Iron sight bros lining up to post about often red dots fail.
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

sierra-def Member Joined Aug 2022 Posts 8803 EE 100% (1) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 10:36:39 AM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000008147-3202962.jpg View Quote Attached File

JLH3 Living in Occupied Northern Sonora Joined Dec 2005 Posts 21530 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 4:15:31 PM EDT [#26] First we find out birds aren't real and now this. Attached File
	"You want perfection, or nothing. The revolution was never perfect....We fight because we believe, we leave because we are disilliusioned, we come back because we are lost, we die because we are committed. - Jesus Raza, The Professionals

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Posted: 5/3/2024 4:23:37 PM EDT

[#27]

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

Iron site bros lining up to post about often red dots fail.

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

Originally Posted By JLH3:
Nightmare fuel

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86202/IMG_0138_jpeg-3204237.JPG

Iron site bros lining up to post about often red dots fail.

How?

Never confuse motion with progress; never confuse a college degree with intelligence.

USN, Ret.

ecgRN I'm a Focker Joined Mar 2002 Posts 26445 EE 100% (27) CO, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 4:42:09 PM EDT [#28]
	Familiarity and prolonged exposure without incident leads to a loss of appreciation of risk.

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 18141 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 8:35:30 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By JLH3: First we find out birds aren't real and now this. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86202/IMG_0140_jpeg-3204589.JPG View Quote
	z - Deplorable Neanderthal

sgthatred Member Joined Oct 2009 Posts 3747 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 12:22:25 AM EDT [#30]
	If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

sgthatred Member Joined Oct 2009 Posts 3748 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 12:34:49 AM EDT [#31]
	If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50933 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 1:15:58 AM EDT [#32] i made a thing
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 34065 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 1:28:52 AM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/C9203816-D48D-443C-BA8F-2D3226760CE5-3204926.jpg i made a thing View Quote Ah yes. Excellent work. That thing looks exceedingly efficient for the task for which it was designed.
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50934 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 1:48:52 AM EDT [#34] perfect fit, first try
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150435 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 2:44:04 AM EDT [#35] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150436 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 2:44:45 AM EDT [#36]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150438 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 2:45:30 AM EDT [#37]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150439 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 2:46:04 AM EDT [#38]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150440 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 2:46:47 AM EDT [#39]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 107693 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 8:48:15 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/4109F1AE-C956-4CA4-A113-BFAF2F3D3ABF-3204936.jpg perfect fit, first try View Quote Mr zox plz What r u doing
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 107694 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 8:48:59 AM EDT [#41] I DIDN'T GO THROUGH 8 YEARS OF SHITPOSTING SCHOOL TO BE CALLED MR
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50935 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 8:51:17 AM EDT [#42]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 107695 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 8:52:29 AM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/1F4BD54B-7B14-4F56-9238-882BDD906F43-3205062.jpg View Quote No no I saw But y
	Originally Posted By p3590: You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9488 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 8:58:45 AM EDT [#44] It's a post for the hook on the bungee cord he uses to keep that panel in place. It's an espresso machine. No, it's a snow cone maker.
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

doc_Zox

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Posted: 5/4/2024 8:59:55 AM EDT

[Last Edit: doc_Zox] [#45]

Why the fuck a new car does not come with a universal phone mount is rather dumb.

oh, just suction cup this to the glass
or jam it on the air vent so it blocks the air vent
and damages the plastic hinge
or glue this knob to the dash

fuck that

also
why the fuck is there not a 5 volt usb port for a camera in the rear view mirror cluster?

https://dongar.tech/products/10pin-type-d

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

d16man pickin' and grinnin' Joined Feb 2013 Posts 80419 EE 100% (54) SC, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 9:01:44 AM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By FredMan: My seats suck https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77154/IMG_4368-3158260.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77154/IMG_4369-3158264.jpg View Quote Your ears will thank you.
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fox2008

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Posted: 5/4/2024 9:15:58 AM EDT

[#47]

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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/775404E8-2FB7-4DD0-BF28-2E0932EA2EC0-3205070.jpgWhy the fuck a new car does not come with a universal phone mount is rather dumb.

oh, just suction cup this to the glass
or jam it on the air vent so it blocks the air vent
and damages the plastic hinge
or glue this knob to the dash

fuck that

also
why the fuck is there not a 5 volt usb port for a camera in the rear view mirror cluster?

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Nice work on the bracket….I drank the magbak koolaid last year and now have mounts in all the vehicles, sxs, and bedroom nightstand. Next step, I need to mount one on an arm in the bathroom…..sit down, pull arm over, start YouTube video, shit like a true gentleman from the future.

EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 34067 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 9:29:04 AM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By d16man: Your ears will thank you. View Quote Bro you killed the On Patrol thread.
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

OverScoped HOTD Moderator Joined Sep 2010 Posts 70596 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 10:41:20 AM EDT [#49] Zip screws work
	https://www.ar15.com/forums/ar-15/Nice-lowers-and-help-out-a-good-organization-/4-776074/

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 150448 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 4:56:30 PM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I DIDN'T GO THROUGH 8 YEARS OF SHITPOSTING SCHOOL TO BE CALLED MR View Quote
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

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