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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:58:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: DrFrige]
I told the grooms father that I was going to hide about 50 slim Jim's in my suit jacket and sell them on the side He was displeased with me
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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:59:31 PM EDT
[#1]
Will there be free alcohol?
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:01:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Misery and disappointment
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:01:44 PM EDT
[#3]
A mixed bag on the food but guaranteed a bunch of limp wristed guys looking to get laid, it should be a target rich environment for you!
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:02:15 PM EDT
[#4]
hippie chicks.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:02:20 PM EDT
[#5]
Going to a gay couples wedding huh...
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:06:04 PM EDT
[#6]
You should show up dressed as Lord Humongous with an army in tow.
Or failing that, all the leather you can comfortably wear. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:06:13 PM EDT
[#7]
Lots of Subarus in the parking lot?
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:07:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: WDEagle]
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:07:46 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Drumbic: Going to a gay couples wedding huh... |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:07:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:09:29 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By NY12ga: Lots of Subarus in the parking lot? Great! Then I will fit right in We just bought a Subaru a few months ago. however, it is the wilderness edition |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:10:11 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryA BACON SUIT??? why didn't I post this earlier???? |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:11:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DrRemulak: Will there be free alcohol? |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:11:16 PM EDT
[#14]
Im sure I will be branded a faggot, but some vegan dishes are delicious.
I know this is GD, but you don’t have to eat an 87 oz prime ribeye every single day of the year. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:12:07 PM EDT
[#15]
I know what I would expect….not to be there
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:14:06 PM EDT
[#16]
A divorce
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:14:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: Im sure I will be branded a faggot, but some vegan dishes are delicious. I know this is GD, but you don’t have to eat an 87 oz prime ribeye every single day of the year. 
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TN, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:14:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: Im sure I will be branded a faggot, but some vegan dishes are delicious. I know this is GD, but you don’t have to eat an 87 oz prime ribeye every single day of the year. I will never know if this is true. |
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KY, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:14:43 PM EDT
[#19]
Probably some of the best food you have ever had in your life mixed with fried processed crap. The cake Probably won't be that good. You're gonna meet some cool people and some total losers like any other wedding.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:14:58 PM EDT
[#20]
So...not only no meat....but no cheese assortment....no deserts with dairy....no chocolates....or cream for coffee...or shrimp cocktail....or anything else remotely typical.
I guess enjoy the assortment of mixed greens and soy-based products. A vegan wedding cake....sounds amazing. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:15:42 PM EDT
[#21]
I'd fry up a couple pounds of bacon and have them in a Ziploc for snacking during the whole thing.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:16:09 PM EDT
[#22]
A vegan wedding? Prepare for copious amounts of insufferable bores willing to tell the rest of the world who is right and who is wrong.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:16:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Kingdead]
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I don't want to know your dietary restrictions or who you like to fuck. Keep all that shit to yourself and we can be friends. ETA: Not directed at OP.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:17:54 PM EDT
[#24]
Vegan wedding ?
Sorry boss, but fuck that ! Maybe stop at an In-an-Out and splurge for the wedding party to stop their misery and drop it off out of respect, but that's about as far as I would go with that crap. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:18:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jeepnstein: A vegan wedding? Prepare for copious amounts of insufferable bores willing to tell the rest of the world who is right and who is wrong. You talking about the wedding or GD? |
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USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:18:54 PM EDT
[#26]
You will be the only Alpha Male in room
Chances of a threesome with bridesmaids will be high |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:19:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WDEagle: You talking about the wedding or GD? |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:19:41 PM EDT
[#28]
Sadness
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IA, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:19:54 PM EDT
[#29]
Cousin had a vegan wedding. They dodged a bullet. Didnt tell anyone that one of the main "meals" was nut based.
Also put all the scraps/leftovers in a compost bid w worms. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:20:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: Im sure I will be branded a faggot, but some vegan dishes are delicious. I know this is GD, but you don't have to eat an 87 oz prime ribeye every single day of the year. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:20:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WDEagle: https://pm1.aminoapps.com/6803/b26bd38a46ce06b7fc04d27f205e0031ddbfa886v2_hq.jpg  OP- I would be more concerned with the type of people that you will be sharing your night with, rather than the food. I make vegan bang bang cauliflower for my wife, and it is really friggin good. So are the buffalo cauliflower sandwiches she loves. Some of the shit is pretty tasty. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:21:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Call pizza hut or whom ever and have a meat lovers pizza delivered right when you sit down
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:22:33 PM EDT
[#33]
Stand up and give a toast.
"Tonight, the groom will find out if his bride is a new age girl... if she don't eat the meat but she sure like the bone!" |
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TN, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:22:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: Im sure I will be branded a faggot, but some vegan dishes are delicious. I know this is GD, but you don’t have to eat an 87 oz prime ribeye every single day of the year.  Now that that's out of the way, OP should ride a bicycle to the wedding wearing spandex and a CrossFit shirt. See if you can out-douche the entire crowd. Bonus points if you vape or can learn by the wedding. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:22:50 PM EDT
[#35]
Have door dash deliver a bunch of hamburgers during the ceremony.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:22:57 PM EDT
[#36]
Have a meat lovers pizza delivered.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:33:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: RogueSpear2023]
[#37]
Lots of women looking for a real man. Maybe have a local steak house deliver some steak for the groomsmen.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:36:17 PM EDT
[#38]
Anonymously give the happy couple a few t-bones as a wedding gift.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:39:14 PM EDT
[#39]
Well, the food probably isn't going to be much to write home about. I'd probably eat before I go and have a few drinks when I get there.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:41:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: RattleCanAR]
[#40]
Momma is an insane vegan, baby gets a BBQ rib.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:42:30 PM EDT
[#41]
DoorDash form a steakhouse
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:43:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Nefarious1]
[#42]
Pies bumpin' Pies?
Wear a t-shirt that says "My Sausage is Vegan Rated"? or "Free Breast Exams Upon Request" or "I'm Here for the Start of the Train Wreck" or "Which Way to the 30 Something, Desperate Bridesmaids?" or "Body by Steak". Tada! |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:43:58 PM EDT
[#43]
Leaving hungry.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:46:49 PM EDT
[#44]
Also that's a little annoying of the wedding coordinator/bride/groom/whatever to force their dietary restrictions on all of their guests. I don't think I'd go to this wedding just based on that alone.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:47:34 PM EDT
[#45]
A carrot in your ass.
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USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:47:35 PM EDT
[#46]
I went to a vegan wedding a few years ago. The food sucked ass (some kind of grilled mushrooms and vegan Mac and cheese as an entree) and I shit my guts out at the wedding. They’re divorced already. It was a sign.
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:48:54 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DrRemulak: Will there be free alcohol? Yeast died to make alcohol. You MURDERER!!!!!!!! 
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:49:47 PM EDT
[#48]
Tell them you're into CrossFit and let the one-up-man-ship begin!!!!!!
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OR, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:50:54 PM EDT
[#49]
Didn’t have any issues, but that was Vermont. I think they’re all vegan there
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Posted: 5/17/2024 9:55:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: bodybagger]
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Yea-Right: Tell them you're into CrossFit and let the one-up-man-ship begin!!!!!! Came to post this lol!  Put a nice cooked steak or pork chop in a ziplock in your pocket. Sneak it onto your plate and sit next to a grandpa that's already complaining about the food. When he asks tell him you just have to ask the servers. Watch hilarity unfold. |
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