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home_alone1 Member Joined Jun 2011 Posts 8374 EE 100% (17) OK, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 9:35:14 PM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By Cypher15: There are 4 basic rules and you failed at them all.. Glad you didnt get it worse but holy fuck dude. View Quote That’s how you accidentally shoot yourself … things didn’t go right

Mech2007 Joined Nov 2007 Posts 144520 EE 100% (3) NY, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 9:36:34 PM EDT [#2] STIGMATA!!!

Taboot 1 Man Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Joined Dec 2008 Posts 50387 EE 0% (0) ZWE	Posted: 5/3/2024 9:36:49 PM EDT [#3] Fuck man. Sorry. That shit must hurt.
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rb889 Joined Mar 2014 Posts 14405 EE 100% (8) VA, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 9:38:11 PM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By grumpycoconut: 7.65mm and you needed a ride to the hospital? You should have driven. That hole's not even a 1/3 of an inch. I own drill bits bigger. View Quote To quote an old girlfriend, anything stuck in you where you’re not supposed to stick things feels about 15 times bigger than it actually is.

swolliepop Member Joined Sep 2020 Posts 3765 EE 100% (3) GA, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 10:01:08 PM EDT [#5] sorry that happened, feel better soon.

MrKandiyohi Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 9007 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 5/3/2024 10:03:53 PM EDT [#6] If you did the "Hitler", is your wife/GF willing to do the "Eva Braun"?

ecgRN I'm a Focker Joined Mar 2002 Posts 26447 EE 100% (27) CO, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 1:31:12 AM EDT [#7] Tired to catch this. I'm no Remo Williams. <----
	Familiarity and prolonged exposure without incident leads to a loss of appreciation of risk.

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Posted: 5/4/2024 1:31:54 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By home_alone1:

That’s how you accidentally shoot yourself … things didn’t go right

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Originally Posted By home_alone1:

Originally Posted By Cypher15:
There are 4 basic rules and you failed at them all.. Glad you didnt get it worse but holy fuck dude.

That’s how you accidentally shoot yourself … things didn’t go right

Yes. Yes it is.

Familiarity and prolonged exposure without incident leads to a loss of appreciation of risk.

hbilly Joined May 2011 Posts 11761 EE 100% (30) USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 2:21:27 AM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By nvgeologist: Hitler and I Grammer macht frei. View Quote Mr. Hilter would approve Mr. Hilter and the Minehead by-election - Monty Pythons Flying Circus – S01E12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWIyVRNAxCg

mpdphil

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Posted: 5/4/2024 1:19:19 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Sebastian_MacMaine:
Don't sweat it OP, these things happen.
>at friends apartment in college, just bought my first pistol from a gunshow (was 18)
>drinking with friends
>show them my new Jericho
>try to manually decock
>thumb slips on the hammer, NDing into the ceiling
>upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the cops

Second time
>at range
>showing friend pistol
>think gun is unloaded
>point at ground and show him how to rack and pull the trigger
>forgot loaded mag in
>shoot between his feet

Third time
>at parents house
>just bought a SIG from a guy
>try swapping the slides with another SIG I had
>forgot the other SIG slide was chambered
>pull trigger
>shoot parents' wall

Fourth time
>at my new house
>playing with friend's 5.56 AK
>release bolt
>slam fires into the ground

Fifth time
>showing a friend how to use it
>no idea how but a round got chambered
>show him how the trigger works
>pull trigger
>shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>thought maybe the house was haunted
>grab SIG
>physically clear it, (racked the slide three times), with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>round goes off

Seventh time
>friend brings me a used Glock, wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>didn't even realize the thing was loaded

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked
>he's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag in it and decided to release the bolt (I thought it fired from a closed bolt)
>pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall
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Ninth time
>Be drinking white claws
>Get a good buzz going
>Decide to play with Ruger Vaquero
>Forget I had it loaded with ratshot
>Accidentally pepper TV screen with tons of pellets

Tenth time
>buy a pistol with the hammer exposed
>thought if the hammer is down i dont need to keep it on safety
>show it to my bro
>he points it at wall facing moms side
>he pulls the trigger
>the hammer MOVES BY ITSELF from his retard strength
>gun goes off

Eleventh time
>typing list of ND's
>move hand from keyboard to mouse to hit post
>hand grabs pistol on desk
>shoot a 9x18 into wall

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

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This never gets old. I’ll take a McChicken!

d16man pickin' and grinnin' Joined Feb 2013 Posts 80455 EE 100% (54) SC, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 1:22:58 PM EDT [#11] Damn...glad it wasn't worse.
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11boomboom Member Joined Oct 2020 Posts 7896 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/4/2024 1:28:54 PM EDT [#12] It takes a lot to post something like this. Good teaching moment. Hopefully, you heal fast and aren't in too much pain. Get well soon, OP.
	Why is the sky blue? What makes the green grass grow?

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Posted: 5/4/2024 1:36:31 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By home_alone1:

Surgeon said mine won’t require surgery , told me it didn’t hit anything important lol . I was able to put a tourniquet on to stop the bleeding then bandage it up with combat gauss and wrap it up before taking the tourniquet back off. It really isn’t that bad. Smarts pretty good but probably no more than just breaking a hand punching something .

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Not an expert but, shouldn't you apply pressure, pack wound, apply hemostatic dressing as a first step? Tourniquet only upon failure to stop bleeding, and once applied not removed unless by a doctor?

Thanks for sharing, we all need to avoid complacency.

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Posted: 5/4/2024 1:40:00 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By AlabamaFan64:
Worked with a guy a long time ago that shot himself through the calf, breaking the fibula, exiting then going through the foot into the floor underneath. This was a PPK in .380. He was practicing drawing the pistol when it went off. He said that scenes on TV where people were shot and kept fighting on were bullshit, lol. He said he would pass out from the pain, then come to and pass out again. I remember he had more than one surgery and was in a cast for months. I know the fibula was fractured with multiple fractures in the foot.

Good luck with your rehab, hopefully not too painful or permanent damage.

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My daughter did a compound fracture of her tib/fib. They were sticking out the front of her leg. This was at a ski resort. There was another boy with a broken leg beside her as they waited for their respective rides.

Her remark: "He was screaming like a little bitch".

They splinted her leg with cardboard and plastic wrap and my wife drove her to the hospital. No pain killers. No screaming. No fainting. She was 16.

The other day....at age 20, in college, she face times my wife showing a little slice on her finger from cutting veggies asking if she should go to the hospital and that she nearly passed out from the blood sight.

What the hell happened to my tough little girl?

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WILSON Laissez-faire Joined Nov 2000 Posts 60199 EE 100% (187) IL, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 4:41:02 PM EDT [#15] Oh cool! (Very glad the new vent-hole isn't in your chest!)
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Posted: 5/6/2024 4:56:04 PM EDT

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Somewhere around 1981 one of my helpers (a very experienced carpenter) put a 16d nail right through his right kneecap and DEEP into the bone (right up to the nail-head with one of the larger pneumatic nail-guns.

We had to carry him in the back of my old F350 because his knee was locked up at about 80^o so tight, he couldn't fit in the passenger seal without screaming like a 8-YO girl. We were forced to lay him in the back of the truck sideways,.... until we got to the hospital.

Took three husky doctors over six hours to get that damned nail out (in three pieces).

There's no longer any doubt about it; Microsoft's solitaire game is cheating me!

Brassrainbows Joined Mar 2019 Posts 1727 EE 100% (30) OR, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 5:02:39 PM EDT [#17] Jesus!

djkest Member Joined Jan 2008 Posts 19454 EE 100% (10) CO, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 5:09:38 PM EDT [#18] About 10 years ago I had an ND. I will never forget it and how worried my wife was. I regret most that I made her upset. I was pointed at the floor in front of my legs. I am more careful now.
	Proud millennial.

MFP_4073 Joined Jan 2006 Posts 9651 EE 100% (2) NC, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 5:12:08 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By 11boomboom: It takes a lot to post something like this. Good teaching moment. Hopefully, you heal fast and aren't in too much pain. Get well soon, OP. View Quote this be safe everybody

JerkStore Member Joined Mar 2004 Posts 15368 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 5:12:59 PM EDT [#20] Holey left hand, Batman!
	Better than you

Cobra-Commander Not Jeff Joined Sep 2009 Posts 6846 EE 100% (24) NH, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 5:24:37 PM EDT [#21] Who de-cocks a pistol with their hand over or in front of the muzzle?
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motoguzzi Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 21792 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 5:25:54 PM EDT [#22] This is where my OCB helps, drop the mag and cycle slide three times.
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Posted: 5/6/2024 5:28:25 PM EDT

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Assume you went to a doctor.

what was that like? did you tell them you shot yourself, were the police or a police report done?

Inquiring minds want to know.

BTW: clerk at a local 7/11 had his hand bandaged up for a few weeks. Few weeks later I pull in next to his truck and(finally) notice a bullet hole in the door. Very evident it was from the inside out.

Ask him about it and yes he somehow shot himself thru the hand and bullet passed thru the door.
Roy

rdsr Member Joined Mar 2004 Posts 4525 EE 100% (10) CA, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 5:31:04 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By Cobra-Commander: Who de-cocks a pistol with their hand over or in front of the muzzle? View Quote We know at least one person who did. Roy

richtherake Joined Oct 2010 Posts 6842 EE 100% (79) MI, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 5:31:18 PM EDT [#25] Glad you're okay, OP and good on you for posting about it. I've shot myself 8 times but that's our little secret

Ohio A proud resident of "Fly-Over" country Joined Mar 2003 Posts 42694 EE 100% (1) OH, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 8:10:33 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By nvgeologist: Hitler and I Grammer macht frei. View Quote For next time. Attached File
	Originally Posted By Det0nate: It takes a special kind of retard to argue the wrong side of second grade spelling. What made you pick that particular quote for your sig-line? --Swindle1984

Ohio A proud resident of "Fly-Over" country Joined Mar 2003 Posts 42695 EE 100% (1) OH, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 8:15:48 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By Cobra-Commander: Who de-cocks a pistol with their hand over or in front of the muzzle? View Quote Well, OP *used* to.
	Originally Posted By Det0nate: It takes a special kind of retard to argue the wrong side of second grade spelling. What made you pick that particular quote for your sig-line? --Swindle1984

DamascusKnifemaker NCOCS Raven Joined Aug 2005 Posts 35912 EE 100% (13) NV, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 8:34:02 PM EDT [#28] Ouch! Glad you will heal up and not have any lasting ill effects. Did you get reported to the man?
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Precious87 Member Joined Jun 2023 Posts 1329 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 8:37:24 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By Ciraxis: The stranger is gonna be great now View Quote
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catrepair Joined Apr 2009 Posts 2866 EE 100% (6) CA, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 8:39:08 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By DevilDog0402: Wow. That was dumb. At least nobody was killed. View Quote Its about time someone called it. JFC.

Dangermouse78 Nothing to see here Joined Dec 2009 Posts 12246 EE 100% (7) NM, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 8:40:46 PM EDT [#31] Sorry to hear it OP. I shared my story a few years ago. Bad day at work, mind was somewhere else, & BANG! Luckily I got the blast & not the bullet. It happens, it shouldn’t but it does. It’s a lesson I’ll never forget. It also taught me that some things can wait. Attached File
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Posted: 5/6/2024 8:41:40 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By home_alone1:
Took about 15 min before I felt it

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Yeah same when I sliced my finger down the middle with a deli slicer. Someone got my attention and I looked away and continued the task. There's weird fat blobs inside your finger and another fun fact is it does not bleed right away. Very weird day.

Anyways, I'm sure you'll get piled on enough so I'll just quote Mr_H:

"If your weapons firing procedure is the same as your weapons clearing procedure you need to rethink your procedures."

Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe.

With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map

Rob940 You cannot see my evil behind my cuteness Joined Sep 2001 Posts 7457 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 5/6/2024 8:49:49 PM EDT [#33] So did the police get involved and what did they say if they were? Around here hospitals call them if someone comes in with a gsw.
	Rob