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Posted: 5/3/2024 10:27:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: W202fan90]
I’ll start:
1) I won’t sleep in a strangers bed, but don’t have any issues with sleeping in a hotel room bed. 2) I don’t like eating other people’s “home made” cooking for some reason, but I’ll eat at a crappy restaurant or bar/pub any time. 3) I won’t sleep on anything other than flax linen. I am a human furnace, and sweat my ass off when I sleep, so my discovery of flax linen was life-changing. No more sweaty, wet sheets when I wake up. |
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Automatic counting. If I hear a target shooting at a neighbors , no matter what I’m doing, I can tell you if they shot 87 times. Driving across a bridge, I know how many expansion joints are in it when I get to the other side.
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you win weirdo
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I'm exceptionally handsome, hilarious, and humble.
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I can bend the top joint of both thumbs backwards at a 90 degree angle. And I can wiggle my ears.
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Author of Contact Front, Glory Boy, Wholesale Slaughter and other military science fiction.
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I talk to myself. Out loud. Usually to remember something. Sometimes I sing what I need to remember. Kinda like Samuel Jackson's character in the Long Kiss Goodnight. It works.
I also will not take the first item on the shelf in a store. I take the item behind the front item and put the front one back on the shelf. Not just a few items here and there, or only food items, everything in the buggy. I can touch the tip of my pinky to the palm of my hand without using my thumb to make it touch. Only with my left hand, right hand is "normal." Attached File |
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"The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
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[ ] Lay down for bed, pretty much count backwards from 10 and go to sleep. Then I get exactly 8 hours of sleep, +/- by 10 minutes.
[ ] Ability to chew ice cream [ ] Immune to COVID [ ] Grow ear hair only out of my left ear |
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Originally Posted By kingston_fisher: I talk to myself. Out loud. Usually to remember something. Sometimes I sing what I need to remember. Kinda like Samuel Jackson's character in the Long Kiss Goodnight. It works. View Quote Sheeeeiiiiiiiit. This counts as a “quirk”? Guess I’ll have to add another to my list. |
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Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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I talk very fast will very often say the same thing twice to make sure people understand me.
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
I always know the speed limit even if I've not seen the speed limit sign
I auto count as well Babies like me Cats like me I always catch the spice jar that falls from the cupboard- almost spidey-sense like my hair and fingernails grow extremely fast I can dice an onion with no ill effect to my eyes. If/when my wife cooks, she has me dice the onion. Literally no effect on me. |
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I get annoyed with people walking around with coffee cups, mugs etc. ( I don’t allow my employees to walk around the project sites with coffee mugs or cups. Drink that in your car or office. Workers are busy working and you are there strolling around on a fucking coffee break)
I hate it when people wine and cry about not having coffee in the morning. No I dont drink coffee. I never wear clothes that are red- orange- yellow. No bright colors. I hate polo shirts. I get pissed off when my managers wear polos. I tell them to change shirts. I don’t sleep in a bed. Only couches. I have to clean my ears. Digging down with an ear spoon or q -tip. I like watching ear wax removal videos. Its gross but satisfying. I love flossing my teeth. Those dental picks are awesome and use them when driving. |
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Here’s another:
I HATE peanut butter, but will eat an entire jar of roasted peanuts in one sitting. |
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Brontosauritis of the penis.
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Originally Posted By W202fan90: Nice! You don’t have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, do you? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By W202fan90: Originally Posted By RikWriter: I can bend the top joint of both thumbs backwards at a 90 degree angle. And I can wiggle my ears. Nice! You don’t have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, do you? If I do, no one's ever told me. |
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Author of Contact Front, Glory Boy, Wholesale Slaughter and other military science fiction.
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Originally Posted By evilyoda: I have to clean my ears. Digging down with an ear spoon or q -tip. I like watching ear wax removal videos. Its gross but satisfying. View Quote I also have a strange obsession with using a q-tip to clean my ears. The nerve stimulation of the middle ear from the q-tip feels fucking amazing. |
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Zero cavities or fillings at nearly at an age where every single person I know has them or they have horrible teeth. My teeth are great.
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I ate a turd once. Have you ever eaten HORSE SHIT!?
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When it's dry I slap some things with the back of my hand before touching them.
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Originally Posted By RikWriter: If I do, no one's ever told me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Are you tall, lanky, and thin? Any other hyper-mobile joints? Originally Posted By xerxes2695: I ate a turd once. Have you ever eaten HORSE SHIT!? No sir, I am not a Philadelphia Eagles fan. |
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2023 retard account.
booooooooooo |
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Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
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Obscure quotes for every occasion.
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"It is a political convention. The criminals will be on the inside." -ParityError
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Don't particularly like having my hair of fingernails cut.
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Originally Posted By W202fan90: I’ll start: 1) I won’t sleep in a strangers bed, but don’t have any issues with sleeping in a hotel room bed. View Quote I'm the same way, and it's the main reason why I won't stay at an Airbnb. |
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I like to listen to the same song over and over again.
I can listen to one song on repeat while on a 2hr drive. |
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Originally Posted By Dynamo: I'm the same way, and it's the main reason why I won't stay at an Airbnb. View Quote Yep. I have never stayed an Airbnb/VRBO for the exact same reason. Hell, I even hated sleeping in my dad’s childhood bed when we went to visit my Grandma over Christmas break. |
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"It is a political convention. The criminals will be on the inside." -ParityError
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The weirdest thing about me is how perfect I am.
Or maybe that I'm both a paratrooper and a mountaineering instructor and am afraid of heights. |
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Lightning from the Sky, Thunder from the Sea!
Twitter/Instagram: benunsuppressed https://americanpioneercorps.org |
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I'm really really good at starting fires.
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Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
I collect antique sexual devices
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Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle we humbly pray.
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I only eat cheese on pizza or in fried mozzarella sticks, period.
I hate the sound of a ringing phone, my phone stays on vibrate and only my alarms make noise. I refuse to eat tuna because of the way it smells. |
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I don't like pooping at not my home. Unless it's an emergency, I'll hold it all day.
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For your pleasure or your pain, society is a game.
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