Oof!

I’m not gonna give you any shit because i already know you wont do it again and you had the balls to admit it here

Was not following rule 1 lol

So you got that going for you...

Since you're alright and no "Major" injury we are required to use the Nelson HaHa meme and mutter "what a nincompoop!" as we hit post correct?

Feel free , all the boys at work have been sending me some pretty dank memes

Don't sweat it OP, these things happen.
>at friends apartment in college, just bought my first pistol from a gunshow (was 18)
>drinking with friends
>show them my new Jericho
>try to manually decock
>thumb slips on the hammer, NDing into the ceiling
>upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the cops

Second time
>at range
>showing friend pistol
>think gun is unloaded
>point at ground and show him how to rack and pull the trigger
>forgot loaded mag in
>shoot between his feet

Third time
>at parents house
>just bought a SIG from a guy
>try swapping the slides with another SIG I had
>forgot the other SIG slide was chambered
>pull trigger
>shoot parents' wall

Fourth time
>at my new house
>playing with friend's 5.56 AK
>release bolt
>slam fires into the ground

Fifth time
>showing a friend how to use it
>no idea how but a round got chambered
>show him how the trigger works
>pull trigger
>shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>thought maybe the house was haunted
>grab SIG
>physically clear it, (racked the slide three times), with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>round goes off

Seventh time
>friend brings me a used Glock, wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>didn't even realize the thing was loaded

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked
>he's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag in it and decided to release the bolt (I thought it fired from a closed bolt)
>pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall
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Ninth time
>Be drinking white claws
>Get a good buzz going
>Decide to play with Ruger Vaquero
>Forget I had it loaded with ratshot
>Accidentally pepper TV screen with tons of pellets

Tenth time
>buy a pistol with the hammer exposed
>thought if the hammer is down i dont need to keep it on safety
>show it to my bro
>he points it at wall facing moms side
>he pulls the trigger
>the hammer MOVES BY ITSELF from his retard strength
>gun goes off

Eleventh time
>typing list of ND's
>move hand from keyboard to mouse to hit post
>hand grabs pistol on desk
>shoot a 9x18 into wall

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

Ouch

Oddly specific

7.65mm and you needed a ride to the hospital?
You should have driven. That hole's not even a 1/3 of an inch. I own drill bits bigger.

Do you have a better picture of the exit wound?

I thought it didn’t exit and was about to throw out all my .32ACP pistols!

I hope you have a speedy recovery!

Meh. I've seen ear piercings wider than that.

Or dicked up his fuck hand.

Tex Grebner disapproves.

Oh we are Goering there.

Fucking ouch.

Damn!  I'm glad you weren't hurt worse.  Hope you heal up quickly!

Dammit, beat!

You did Nazi this coming?

Damn right. 'Murica!!!

Dumbass...

you can killed with a bullet

you can also get killed by some other random bullshit

shit happens / accidents happen

you will heal up in no time

Yeah, but you found the gif. Point to you.

Tis a flesh wound.

Give the man a hand!

Don’t take this the wrong way but if your pecker is small enough you will have a new flesh light for awhile lol. Hope it heals up man

This will never happen to me.

Speedy recovery to you.

<---------We should start a club.  Had my head in my ass and put a 9mm through my hand a few years ago , exited and removed about 1/2" out of the middle of my left pinky.

Yeah man, why aren't  you fucking that new hand puss with a pen???


But seriously that's sucks, hopefully there's not tendon or nerve damage man. Live and learn.

Or somebody standing next to you...

Got Heem!

Did you feel it at first OP?

Or did it take awhile since I'm sure your ears were like WTF!

What does Hitler have to do with this?

That shit had to hurt pretty good.

Watched a dude at a gun show put a .25 through his hand. Proceeded to apologize to everyone, wrapped his hand up in a T-Shirt, and bought the shitty Lorcin that did a number on his hand.

That MFer may have been a little tougher than me. I'll let you know if I ever blow a fucking hole in my hand.

You’re lucky it happened after the weight loss. Had it happened prior to losing the weight, Midcap may have tried to fuck it.

Damn bud
Heal up soon

They both did Nazi that coming. Well maybe Hitler did. Regardless, I’m Führious, Anne Frankly, this is wildly inappropriate to bring Hitler into this.

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Glad you're okay and will have a new interesting story. Since you're home alone the only other things hurt will be your wallet and your pride.

There are 4 basic rules and you failed at them all.. Glad you didnt get it worse but holy fuck dude.

No . . . it won't.

Took about 15 min before I felt it

For the future, you may wish to print out one of those pictures, to frame and hang above your work bench as a reminder that Darwin already missed you once.

That fucker rarely misses twice.

Also, I thought the PPK had a magazine disconnect like so many other euro pistols. Good to know that it does not.