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Originally Posted By migradog: Bacon goes on both hamburgers and hot dags. To say it is only for eggs can only mean that you are communist. I don't listen to communists and will put ketchup on my bacon cheeseburger. View Quote Bacon goes on literally everything. Everything, including steak. |
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What is a democrat? Someone who wants everything you have, except for your job.
Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could see their corporate sponsors. |
Rules are for cucks.
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Sideways :(
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Originally Posted By FGracing: For example. Ketchup on a hot dog is a no go. Unless you are a kid or a commie. Mustard goes on a hot dog. One the other side, mustard has no place being on a hamburger. That's just wrong on so many levels. Ketchup only, mayo can make it only if you have lettuce, pickles, onions and tomato. Breakfast meats... Sausage is the only meat that can span all of the ordinary breakfast foods. Eggs, pancakes, waffles, biscuits and gravy, etc. Bacon and corned beef hash is only for eggs. Don't even get me started on Canadian bacon. That shit is ham and yet another reason I don't trust Canadians. Scrapple can make the jump in a pinch. I also look suspiciously at adult males who eat vanilla ice cream cones with rainbow sprinkles. ETA cereal milk is liquid gold, to toss the milk after you ate the cereal is just stupid. View Quote |
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Don't tell me what to put on my hot dog.
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OP is very concerned about consuming meat. Especially the lips and assholes based meat.
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Originally Posted By FGracing: For example. Ketchup on a hot dog is a no go. Unless you are a kid or a commie. Mustard goes on a hot dog. One the other side, mustard has no place being on a hamburger. That's just wrong on so many levels. Ketchup only, mayo can make it only if you have lettuce, pickles, onions and tomato. Breakfast meats... Sausage is the only meat that can span all of the ordinary breakfast foods. Eggs, pancakes, waffles, biscuits and gravy, etc. Bacon and corned beef hash is only for eggs. Don't even get me started on Canadian bacon. That shit is ham and yet another reason I don't trust Canadians. Scrapple can make the jump in a pinch. I also look suspiciously at adult males who eat vanilla ice cream cones with rainbow sprinkles. ETA cereal milk is liquid gold, to toss the milk after you ate the cereal is just stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc View Quote Screw you, i put ketchup on hot dogs. And Cole slaw. And onions. I don’t know, or care to know, what a scrapple is. Sounds like Yankee food. Real men make their own peach ice cream. ETA: And corned beef hash? Never had that either. |
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Originally Posted By DarthGrind: We could be friends. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By DarthGrind: Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan: You know what really makes me sick? It's what you put on your hot dog. Nobody - I mean NOBODY - puts ketchup on a hot dog! Originally Posted By harpua: What if I put mayo on a hot dog? We could be friends. Damn, I’m gonna heave. That’s disgusting. |
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Originally Posted By ZW17: Steak can have much more seasoning than just salt and pepper, but it NEVER has a dipping sauce, ever. View Quote I have found Slap Ya Mama seasoning works well on steak. Plus it works well with this movie scene. Tastes so good make you wana slap yo mama |
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Originally Posted By NickGunar:
There is no shit show here. Everything is all in fun. |
There is no difference between good flan and bad flan.
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Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe per diem - Seize the expense check |
wrong.
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Originally Posted By FGracing: For example. Ketchup on a hot dog is a no go. Unless you are a kid or a commie. Mustard goes on a hot dog. One the other side, mustard has no place being on a hamburger. That's just wrong on so many levels. Ketchup only, mayo can make it only if you have lettuce, pickles, onions and tomato. Breakfast meats... Sausage is the only meat that can span all of the ordinary breakfast foods. Eggs, pancakes, waffles, biscuits and gravy, etc. Bacon and corned beef hash is only for eggs. Don't even get me started on Canadian bacon. That shit is ham and yet another reason I don't trust Canadians. Scrapple can make the jump in a pinch. I also look suspiciously at adult males who eat vanilla ice cream cones with rainbow sprinkles. ETA cereal milk is liquid gold, to toss the milk after you ate the cereal is just stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc View Quote Its back bacon, you hoser! Great White North: Back-Bacon and Long Underwear |
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Slap yo mama season is a bayou seasoning.
Not my first or ever second choice for steak, but it’s legal in my man book. Just don’t dip that meat in A1, 57, Pee & Perry, or other garbage dipping sauce. |
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What is a democrat? Someone who wants everything you have, except for your job.
Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could see their corporate sponsors. |
Onions, cooked until blackened in the fat of the beef.
Mustard. Pickles. That’s a burger. Ketchup? Save that for your dino shaped chicken nuggets. |
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Think of all the stupid shit people are doing these days... and your concern is someone putting ketchup on a hot dog or mustard on a burger?
Here's a rule for you, don't worry about the exact positioning of the sofa when the house is on fire. |
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There are 100 kinds of people, those who can both understand binary and extrapolate from incomplete information…
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Originally Posted By FGracing: For example. Ketchup on a hot dog is a no go. Unless you are a kid or a commie. Mustard goes on a hot dog. One the other side, mustard has no place being on a hamburger. That's just wrong on so many levels. Ketchup only, mayo can make it only if you have lettuce, pickles, onions and tomato. Breakfast meats... Sausage is the only meat that can span all of the ordinary breakfast foods. Eggs, pancakes, waffles, biscuits and gravy, etc. Bacon and corned beef hash is only for eggs. Don't even get me started on Canadian bacon. That shit is ham and yet another reason I don't trust Canadians. Scrapple can make the jump in a pinch. I also look suspiciously at adult males who eat vanilla ice cream cones with rainbow sprinkles. ETA cereal milk is liquid gold, to toss the milk after you ate the cereal is just stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc View Quote Ketchup on anything = Rainbow Sprinkles. Cereal with milk? Are you 5? |
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Rating “Troll” because “barely coherent rant” was not an option.
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Let's Go Red Wings!
Beautifying the world one logo at a time since 1993. Soli Deo Gloria |
Some right some wrong. Mustard on hot dogs yes. Also mustard on burgers yes.
Catsup nowhere. Sweet shit does not belong on meat. |
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Originally Posted By ZW17: Slap yo mama season is a bayou seasoning. Not my first or ever second choice for steak, but it’s legal in my man book. Just don’t dip that meat in A1, 57, Pee & Perry, or other garbage dipping sauce. View Quote As a former Yankee, I put Slap Ya Mama on many things. It's versatile. |
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Originally Posted By NickGunar:
There is no shit show here. Everything is all in fun. |
OP def eats weiners
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Mom used to put bacon in her waffle batter... bacon, butter, syrup... sweet Jesus!
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I put ketchup, mayo and mustard on hotdogs and burgers.
SO WHAT NOW?! |
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Originally Posted By FGracing: For example. Ketchup on a hot dog is a no go. Unless you are a kid or a commie. Mustard goes on a hot dog. One the other side, mustard has no place being on a hamburger. That's just wrong on so many levels. Ketchup only, mayo can make it only if you have lettuce, pickles, onions and tomato. Breakfast meats... Sausage is the only meat that can span all of the ordinary breakfast foods. Eggs, pancakes, waffles, biscuits and gravy, etc. Bacon and corned beef hash is only for eggs. Don't even get me started on Canadian bacon. That shit is ham and yet another reason I don't trust Canadians. Scrapple can make the jump in a pinch. I also look suspiciously at adult males who eat vanilla ice cream cones with rainbow sprinkles. ETA cereal milk is liquid gold, to toss the milk after you ate the cereal is just stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc View Quote Attached File |
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OP would make a great politician. Making rules about things that are best left to FREEDOM!
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"You go to a supermarket and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” – Neil Young re: AIDS
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Originally Posted By FGracing: For example. Ketchup on a hot dog is a no go. Unless you are a kid or a commie. Mustard goes on a hot dog. One the other side, mustard has no place being on a hamburger. That's just wrong on so many levels. Ketchup only, mayo can make it only if you have lettuce, pickles, onions and tomato. Breakfast meats... Sausage is the only meat that can span all of the ordinary breakfast foods. Eggs, pancakes, waffles, biscuits and gravy, etc. Bacon and corned beef hash is only for eggs. Don't even get me started on Canadian bacon. That shit is ham and yet another reason I don't trust Canadians. Scrapple can make the jump in a pinch. I also look suspiciously at adult males who eat vanilla ice cream cones with rainbow sprinkles. ETA cereal milk is liquid gold, to toss the milk after you ate the cereal is just stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc View Quote Mustard is just fine on a burger. Ketchup goes on fries and corn dogs. Canadian bacon / ham is a good thing. Steak and eggs is a thing as well, at least for men. |
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every gun makes its own tune
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Originally Posted By ZW17: Bacon goes on literally everything. Everything, including steak. View Quote Bacon is pretty damn good in a milk shake, Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington VA used to have a Bacon Bourbon Milk Shake that was outstanding. It is also excellent in Bloody Mary's. It goes on lettuce. You are correct Bacon does go on literally everything. |
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every gun makes its own tune
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OP’s location does not check out. I was sure he was from Ohio with his stupid takes.
Mustard is poisonous. It is a dumb thing to eat. Grown men don’t eat cereal. Sausage, ham, and bacon in all forms are good any time. It’s almost midnight, I’m thinking I might get a bratwurst and wrap it in ham and bacon. |
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Chili, cheese, onions, go on hotdogs.
Ketchup is optional. Mustard, a dab will do ya. And does it really matter? When you're your at the race track you put on anything you can russell up. Real commies would kill for Ketchup or for anything a little extra. Not like those want to be commies. |
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Originally Posted By BuddyChryst: OP’s location does not check out. I was sure he was from Ohio with his stupid takes. Mustard is poisonous. It is a dumb thing to eat. Grown men don’t eat cereal. Sausage, ham, and bacon in all forms are good any time. It’s almost midnight, I’m thinking I might get a bratwurst and wrap it in ham and bacon. View Quote Enjoy this. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Liverwurst-on-toast-with-onions-and-mustard-/5-2722873/ |
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Originally Posted By NickGunar:
There is no shit show here. Everything is all in fun. |
Originally Posted By powderhound: Violation! My wife does that, it's gross. View Quote I never tried mayo on a hot dog until I saw Latinos doing it at my job. A pickle wedge fresh jalapeño slices and mayo, pretty dank. Of course, a proper hot dog is served “all the way” chili, yellow mustard, onions, and slaw. Guess what state I grew up in |
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The amount of stupid in this thread leaves me with no hope for the future.
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Originally Posted By FGracing: Enjoy this. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Liverwurst-on-toast-with-onions-and-mustard-/5-2722873/ View Quote Never had that with mustard but willing to learn. |
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Originally Posted By 1245xx: Screw you, i put ketchup on hot dogs. And Cole slaw. And onions. I don’t know, or care to know, what a scrapple is. Sounds like Yankee food. Real men make their own peach ice cream. ETA: And corned beef hash? Never had that either. View Quote Scrapple is pork scraps and cornmeal. I was gonna say it's def not a yankee thing but i guess it comes from pa. Corned beef hash is fucking amazing it's ground corned beef and potatoes. You don't want the housemade stuff with pulled/shredded corned beef though, you want the cheapest canned stuff forgotten about as it sears to a crisp on a griddle that hasn't been properly cleaned for at least two presidential administrations. |
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every gun makes its own tune
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OP has the creativity of a line cook.
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That is the worst. freaking. food. rule list. Ever.
Scrapple?? It’s just bottom feeder Spam… No bacon in… honestly, anything. Any food group… Brussels sprouts. Even effing Brussels Sprouts (roasted..) are better with bacon. As is ANYTHING vegan. Fight me. And? Anything breakfast. Damn straight better have bacon. Again, fight me. Boo, OP. Boo. |
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Call me "Phuroah”
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Haven’t had ketchup or mustard in the house in years. Well I did have a little jar of Sierra Nevada porter mustard I use when making herb crusted rack of lamb. Come to think of it I’m not even sure the last time we had hot dogs in my house. As for burgers, just mayo, preferably chipotle mayo but the brand I like I can only find in socal.
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Ketchup is a cover flavor - it is used to overwhelm and hide the flavor of a food. If you need it on a burger - the burger must have really sucked.
Of course, ketchup can also be a vegetable - in which whatever you put it on is just a delivery system. I would not waste meat as a delivery system (although it does help hide the taste of meatloaf) - but potatoes are a fine way to get ketchup in your mouth. |
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McDonalds has sold more burgers than anyone else. Billions of them. 6 million a day. They put mustard on them. OP is wrong.
And say what you will about the quality of McDonalds food, but their sales record is unassailable. You might not like it, but pretty much everyone else does. That said, they aren't in my personal top ten. But a burger without mustard is a sad, hollow, disappointment, no matter who made it. As for ketchup on hotdogs, it's optional. If the only condiments you have are ketchup and mustard, then go ahead and put them both on. If you have chili sauce, diced onions and cheese, skip the ketchup and keep the mustard. |
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Originally Posted By Obo2: Hot dogs are for children in general and you can put whatever the fuck you want on that shit. Mustard and mayo is absolutely delicious on a burger, not a fan of ketchup. There are no rules for breakfast meats any of those other things you mentioned are sides for the breakfast meat and bacon goes with everything. Your rules are made up and wrong. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Obo2: Originally Posted By FGracing: For example. Ketchup on a hot dog is a no go. Unless you are a kid or a commie. Mustard goes on a hot dog. One the other side, mustard has no place being on a hamburger. That's just wrong on so many levels. Ketchup only, mayo can make it only if you have lettuce, pickles, onions and tomato. Breakfast meats... Sausage is the only meat that can span all of the ordinary breakfast foods. Eggs, pancakes, waffles, biscuits and gravy, etc. Bacon and corned beef hash is only for eggs. Don't even get me started on Canadian bacon. That shit is ham and yet another reason I don't trust Canadians. Scrapple can make the jump in a pinch. I also look suspiciously at adult males who eat vanilla ice cream cones with rainbow sprinkles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc Hot dogs are for children in general and you can put whatever the fuck you want on that shit. Mustard and mayo is absolutely delicious on a burger, not a fan of ketchup. There are no rules for breakfast meats any of those other things you mentioned are sides for the breakfast meat and bacon goes with everything. Your rules are made up and wrong. You’re both fucking wrong. A crispy burnt grilled hotdog loaded with ketchup, mustard, relish, and chopped onion is American as fuck. |
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Originally Posted By Jambalaya: McDonalds has sold more burgers than anyone else. Billions of them. 6 million a day. They put mustard on them. OP is wrong. And say what you will about the quality of McDonalds food, but their sales record is unassailable. You might not like it, but pretty much everyone else does. That said, they aren't in my personal top ten. But a burger without mustard is a sad, hollow, disappointment, no matter who made it. As for ketchup on hotdogs, it's optional. If the only condiments you have are ketchup and mustard, then go ahead and put them both on. If you have chili sauce, diced onions and cheese, skip the ketchup and keep the mustard. View Quote This, Sir. Is gospel. Bravo. |
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Call me "Phuroah”
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Originally Posted By Jambalaya: McDonalds has sold more burgers than anyone else. Billions of them. 6 million a day. They put mustard on them. OP is wrong. And say what you will about the quality of McDonalds food, but their sales record is unassailable. You might not like it, but pretty much everyone else does. That said, they aren't in my personal top ten. But a burger without mustard is a sad, hollow, disappointment, no matter who made it. As for ketchup on hotdogs, it's optional. If the only condiments you have are ketchup and mustard, then go ahead and put them both on. If you have chili sauce, diced onions and cheese, skip the ketchup and keep the mustard. View Quote You might be surprised to know mustard is not put on McDonalds hamburgers all across the country. |
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Originally Posted By NickGunar:
There is no shit show here. Everything is all in fun. |
Retired and spending Millennial/Zoomer money
ID, USA
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Originally Posted By FGracing: You might be surprised to know mustard is not put on McDonalds hamburgers all across the country. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By FGracing: Originally Posted By Jambalaya: McDonalds has sold more burgers than anyone else. Billions of them. 6 million a day. They put mustard on them. OP is wrong. And say what you will about the quality of McDonalds food, but their sales record is unassailable. You might not like it, but pretty much everyone else does. That said, they aren't in my personal top ten. But a burger without mustard is a sad, hollow, disappointment, no matter who made it. As for ketchup on hotdogs, it's optional. If the only condiments you have are ketchup and mustard, then go ahead and put them both on. If you have chili sauce, diced onions and cheese, skip the ketchup and keep the mustard. You might be surprised to know mustard is not put on McDonalds hamburgers all across the country. Ketchup is |
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher
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Originally Posted By migradog: Originally Posted By FGracing: Originally Posted By Jambalaya: McDonalds has sold more burgers than anyone else. Billions of them. 6 million a day. They put mustard on them. OP is wrong. And say what you will about the quality of McDonalds food, but their sales record is unassailable. You might not like it, but pretty much everyone else does. That said, they aren't in my personal top ten. But a burger without mustard is a sad, hollow, disappointment, no matter who made it. As for ketchup on hotdogs, it's optional. If the only condiments you have are ketchup and mustard, then go ahead and put them both on. If you have chili sauce, diced onions and cheese, skip the ketchup and keep the mustard. You might be surprised to know mustard is not put on McDonalds hamburgers all across the country. Ketchup is Exactly. One more example of why it is the winner. |
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Originally Posted By NickGunar:
There is no shit show here. Everything is all in fun. |
I don't eat mayo or cheese on a burger anyway and ketchup is perfectly fine for gas station roller dogs. Dijon mustard for all other hotdogs. Both have to have lots of onions and jalapenos. Come to think of it so do my hamburgers.
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