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Link Posted: 9/16/2010 9:13:06 AM EDT
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It's like I have all these jokes trying to get out at once and they're all jammed up with each other, like when the Three Stooges all try to get through a door at the same time.


LOL, Thats better than this whole fucking thread, just thinking about that!!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 9:17:35 AM EDT
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Cops should have shot him on the spot...


Which spot?  He left several...
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 9:20:34 AM EDT
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Actually, if you've ever gone to pick up one of those 100 packs of shotshells, and it slipped out of your hand, theres a good chance we've met....
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:30:53 AM EDT
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I've got to hand it to him, that took balls.


Use your own hands.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:31:56 AM EDT
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Wow, sick man.  Do you think his lawyer can get him off?


I see what you did there.....


Another sick lawyer jerkoff.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:35:23 AM EDT
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I've got to hand it to him, that took balls.


Ahem.  What you did there, I see it.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:35:29 AM EDT
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am i the only person who hates the trumped up battery charges?  whats wrong with lewd/lasc behavior or indecency in public, or whatever they bust you with for peeing in public that automatically turns you into a sex offender?

sure the guys is fucking nuts and definitely needs to lose his job, sex offender status, a good beatdown and jail time but fuck, trumped up charges are fucked up.  I just cant fucking stand trumped up charges.


I agree that was my first thought.

The battery of a child charge because they might touch him semen left on the floor is bullshit in my opinion.

The other charge fits and is deserved.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:35:49 AM EDT
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Wow, sick man. Do you think his lawyer can get him off?


And what you did there, I see it too.

Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:39:12 AM EDT
[#9]
Walmarts toy selection sucks
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:41:18 AM EDT
[#10]
Florida is one weird fucked up state.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:50:00 AM EDT
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Florida.....

Forgive them Lord, they know not what they do.


Says the guy from Louisiana, a nest of villany and deviance if there ever was one.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:52:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/16/2010 10:54:24 AM EDT
[#13]
The insane amount of sexual repression in this country
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:03:38 PM EDT
[#14]
They charged him with battery because someone might have come into contact with the semen?  
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:07:45 PM EDT
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They charged him with battery because someone might have come into contact with the semen?  


Yeah, that does seem like a bit much. I'm pretty sure that a nominal charge of "aggravated flogging of the bishop in public, with intent to see it to completion" would suffice.



 
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:11:24 PM EDT
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Cops should have shot him on the spot...




Which spot?  He left several...






 



Is this Costco?






Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:33:07 PM EDT
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The insane amount of sexual repression in this country


Yes, because it's soooo difficult for guys like him to find real pr0n nowadays...the perverts have to go to Wal Mart and steal SI.  

Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:37:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Light Saber, huh?




Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:39:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:45:44 PM EDT
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I'm assuming he's a marijuana user




Ummm....what?




Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.



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