I bet Florida sucks and N3w York blows and 5hat why there are so many tropical storms up and down the coast.

As a former Central Florida resident, I don't blame them one bit!

I lived in FL all my life until a few years ago, I miss a lot of things, but dealing with New Yorkers isn't one of them.

You forgot about the Jersey'ites.....when I lived on the Outter Banks, if you had Jersey tags, you were lucky not to have the car set on fire.  Trust me every one WANTED to do it

Like a typical New Yorker, you think we fucking care what you think.

lmao

Any state north of Virginia on the east coast is a foreign country

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A neutron bomb could explode in all in of NY and NJ and I wouldn't bat an eye.

New yorkers think everyone cares about new york.
Im watching hoping texas gets more representatives after the census

I believe if I had to live in NYC, I’d shoot myself in the dick.

And then be arrested

Being extradited.

I'm surprisingly OK with these odds.

Financially not a problem, freedom-wise you are spot on.  

You know that pretty much the entire country thinks that southern New Yorkers suck donkey balls, right?

If you are a gun toting 2A loving conservative you are more than welcome in the Gunshine state.   If you do not fit that description, well... we got no use for you living/voting here.  But please do come for vacation, spend lot's of money and go back where you came from...

bless your heart....

Love,

Florida Man

New Yorker in a conversation:

That moment when the "I heart NY" sticker crowd realize their pride and joy is really a 2nd world shit hole with pretty architecture.

I'll take Mexicans over New Yorkers any day

Snowbirds are the only thing keeping Florida red.

Pretty much same thing,so there is that.

The walls are closing in on OP. He's entering the Twilight Zone with obsessions of being smothered with donkey balls. We need to help him out. Is anyone able to ship him a couple pounds before he goes into a coma?

You know that pretty much the entire country knows that southern New Yorkers suck donkey balls, right?

Living in a socialist state that hates the Constitution is proof of a societal donkey balls eating epidemic.

Thread title :A Message from The Association of Southern New Yorkers Who Think Floridians Suck Donkey Balls

Is that the American Association of Southern New Yorkers?

I raff

Unfortunately after Virginia turned Blue it is is being overrun with foreigners.  

Yet to so called blue states kept giving us McCain and Romney.   How is your Democrat governor doing in Pennsylvania, Nevada, Virginia, North Caroling, Montana etc?  Must be because of all the rural voters being democrats.  Blaming the big cities for your democrat senators and governors is no excuse.  

Any state with most of the population in large cities is going Blue.  Just a fact of life.  

My new favorite quote:  

"The great cities are a pestilence to the morals, the health and the liberties of man."   -  Thomas Jefferson

We need a Great Wall of America to keep out the New England hordes.

Probably

Exactly. Nobody goes to NY except at gunpoint.

Chicago and Illinois are infinitely better than NYC and NY in general and even then, if we're not talking about pizza I still don't talk about how they did it back there. NY doesn't even have that much.

SERIOUSLY GFYS

The stars at night are big and bright...

this will go over well

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Im fine with new yawkers going to florida. What i dont like is they stop here in sc on the way and want leave afterward. Dawmed yankees takin over in my county

I talk alot of shit on NY. I'm from upstate NY.
I do it to serve as a warning to FloridaBros. Hell I even give them a detailed Cheat Sheet on how to defeat busy body "back home" types.
That same shit heel rambling endlessly about "back home", same fuckers that destroyed my former AO.

In the off chance after giving full thorough details of the how they accomplished this that and the other, I still hear Yankee Go home, or Why don't you go back and fight them and reclaim NY?

Simple.
They have far more voters. Far more money. NY is perhaps the most corrupt state in the union. Anyone who is a someone, has relatives or close friends in state/local .gov
Money talks. And they'll get their cake and eat it too. At your expense.
So that reduces your chances of legally defeating them to less than 1 half of 1 percent.

You'd have to go killdozer to full on revolution to get anything done.
And good luck with that when the remaining "conservatives" are mere rinos/cuckservatives that echo liberal logic and talking points. Or follow that, don't rock the boat and make waves mantra-controlled opposition.

Don't want Florida to fall to NYers?
You might want to change your state's economy from being reliant on them in hospitality/tourism, retirement/new housing/HOA construction.
Shit heels HATE anything that reduces their political credibility.
Having factories, mills, production and assembly plants, manufacturing, offshore drilling etc? That means people have money.
Can provide for them and theirs. Maybe have money on the side for toys/luxuries/putting the kids through college.
Keep unions out? Oh yeah. Now you've gone and kicked a lackeys dick in the dirt.

Might also want to do away with that 18-20 year old ban on buying firearms and redflag laws.
Might want to do open carry.
See...
"Back home"... firearms are seen as a bad thing. It makes the NYers altruistic cunt twitch seeing firearms. It scares them. They associate, feebly so, evil/bad behavior to an inanimate object. They're hyper emotional beings devoid of any logic what so ever.
Don't capitulate or compromise with the smarmy smug supercilious cunts.
It should be every Floridians duty to wave belt feds in the fuckers front yards shouting Look at how we do things here at our home!

You might also want to ride more motorcycles without helmets. Because back home that's a ticket.
When they feign outrage over that? Tell them.
Welcome to our home. We don't just do things different here, we do them better. Don't like it? I95 north bound is that way. Go on git. Don't stop for 20 hours.

See. It's very simple.
Floridians have been duped by their fellow cuckservatives no different than upstate was.
Florida literally is my former AOs economy but on a much larger scale.

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's fucking rain and say we can't have glorious steel mills, ammo/fire arm factories, oil rigs off the coast etc.
Only NIMBYs, transplants worried about Muh viewz and Muh property valuez, environazis, and progressive shitbags would oppose that sort of thing.
All that vacant property up in Daytona. Home of bike week. And you guys haven't twisted Harleys tit to put a production line in up there?
Fuck man. I would...

Lots of commercial property vacant before beer aids pandemic kicked off.
I'd have had HD in Daytona building bikes, if not entire bikes, then engines, frames, something...

Know what would warm the cockles of my heart? Buy an HOA. Give the residents 6 months to find somewhere else to go.
Buy them out. Make shoot houses out of the place. Bulldoze it. Put a factory a production plant hell plant a ton of trees as a private "preserve" an outdoor range, hell, make a place for kids to ride quads dirt bikes etc.

But Dat sweet snowbird money doh...
Fuck em. You don't need it. That's chump change and seasonal anyways compared to what could be and more steady and stable...

If a "conservative" comes out against changing the states economy? It's because they're in on the fix and grown complacent to how things are.
And buddy... let me tell you... Disney and the local tiki bar ain't gonna defend your right to keep and bear arms. Neither is that new construction builder and HOA. For their bread and butter is catering to, appeasing north east shit birds.

Guns scare the shit heels they're selling tropical paradise to no different than upstate NY rural slice of heaven.
Productive gainfully employed conservative minded individuals are intimidating because they won't take being taxed into oblivion to supper dead asses and the lazy that are professionals at gaming the system.

I moved to Florida to live in Florida not NY 2.0/NY lite.
We can do battle and win. You just have to cut the bullshit with Muh jobz and familyz when it comes time to do work.

Otherwise... you won't have a job or family to hide behind when safeact 2.0 comes along and arbitrarily labels you a felon in possession of an "illegal assault weapon".
That and do homework on cadidates. Stop voting straight R ticket. There be cuckservatives selling you and your future off for their personal profit/political profit,

Primary the cock suckers out.

Otherwise...
Enjoy being a snowbirds servant.
Fuck that noise. You're better than that. And that is how they see you when you're towing zero turns to mow their lawns.
Spraying their yards and houses with pesticides.
Detailing their cars.
Serving their food and drinks.

This state has a fuck ton of potential. I love it here I really do. Fuck NY valuez. Fuck Cuomo.
Fuck busy bodies that look down their noses upon you.
Fuck how things are done back home. I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone conservative minded.

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If you believe that there may be a bridge for sale dirt cheap in brooklyn...

New York and Florida both suck.

I said it.  

Very impressed you could hit something that small!

Holy shit!

Yet OP drags his northern ass to south Florida regularly i bet.