I'm guessing 99.9% will not be someone you want to see nude.

"Big Nude Boat" offers a trip to "bare-adise" on a naked cruise from Florida


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"Big Nude Boat" offers a trip to "bare-adise" on a naked cruise from Florida
By Li Cohen

Updated on: May 2, 2024 / 8:20 AM EDT / CBS News


Like to travel light? One cruise ship soon to set sail from Florida is making sure all you need is the bare necessities – no shoes, no clothes but plenty of service.

The Big Nude Boat" will take travelers from Miami to the Caribbean on "an 11-day adventure back to Bare-adise," the website says. Setting sail from Feb. 3 through Valentine's Day 2025, the trip offers a "stress-free, clothes-free experience" during which up to 2,300 passengers can roam the ship in the nude while out at sea.

"It's our pleasure to provide you with the luxury of deciding what NOT to wear," Bare Necessities Tour and Travel says.

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Passengers won't be allowed to be naked when the ship is docked, but can ditch their usual attire once they are anchored or out on the water. And when clothing is optional, standard nudist etiquette must be abided by, the website says. When sitting, nude passengers must either wear a thong or sit on a towel or some kind of fabric. And while the self-serve buffet on the pool deck is a clothes-free area, passengers must be dressed for all dining room meals – and no, bathrobes don't count.

Photos and videos will also not be permitted unless all individuals being documented give consent.

"The Big Nude Boat" is just one of the cruises offered by Bare Necessities, which says on its website that the company has been "working to break down the barriers against social nudity and make clothing-optional vacationing a viable and acceptable option for all."

"Social nudity is not a sexual activity, and we strive to dispel the misconception that it is anything but natural and beautiful," the company says. "We have made strides in the acceptance of nude vacationing and our wide range of cruise charters are a testament to our success."

Hard pass.

Hell yeah.

You would need a shit ton of wipes for that cruise.

I bet playing cornhole will be a popular activity.

Username checks out.

Its rarely the ones you want to see

Fat chicks!?!

So ... there's a chance?

It's always fat old guys and fat old chicks.

I guess if it wasn't, they wouldn't have to advertise.

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Went on a holiday, came back with herpes.

Gross.

Fixt.

It’s never the ones you want to see naked.

The First Law of Nudism is the people who want to go nude in public are the ones you'd least want to see nude in public.

BIG ASS POST MENOPAUSAL FLOPPY TITTAYS!!

sink that boat and all the degenerates on it in minecraft

Imagine being a member of the crew.

Not necessarily; there's probably going to be a good percentage of Midcap-ian 30-something divorcees out on a post-breakup girl's vacation hoping to use what is left of their sex appeal to snare some rich old guy.

And don't discount the possibility hot OnlyFans sluts looking to boost their traffic and name recognition by doing personal appearances.

So it's likely not all going to be gelatinous land whales looking for action, although statistically-speaking that would be the way to bet.

In this case the company won't have to enforce its "No fraternization with passengers" rule; the crew will follow it willingly.  

The motion in the ocean

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Imagine the land whales

How many paper plates fit in a standard suitcase?

And at a 25:1 ratio at best.

Should have gone to the Monument Des Poissonieres...

Every seat on the boat will have more skid marks than a drag strip.

Oooh...the tattoo's make her SO sexy!

BAN HIM!!!!!!



Oh, and in before the "I'd hit it" or "Meh, I've done worse" comments.  

It’s interesting how many “Freedom “ lovers we have on this board.

I don't see anyone in this thread advocating for this cruise to be banned.

I do see a lot of people pointing out the very good reasons why they wouldn't set foot on that ship.

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Plus 10 to 1 sausage fest.

I’m gonna send that link to my buddy. He and his wife are swingers.

My wife and I got invited to go on a camping trip/motorcycle rally.  We like to camp, and although we don't ride motorcycles, a rally sounded fun.  What our friends failed to mention until we got there(about a 3hr drive), is that we'd be camping at a nudist campground.  My wife and I were the only clothed people the whole weekend, which was pretty damn awkward.  To make matters worse, my wife was pretty much the hottest chic there, so the amount of naked dudes, trying to explain to us the virtues of being a nudist was a bit much.   Not something I care to repeat!

That boat will have five square miles of scrotum on it.

There was the "sink the boat" comment, thinly veiled with "in minecraft" as if that comment makes it less heinous.

Exactly... Playboy cruise ship expectations will fall flat.

If you want to go see a bunch of shit you cannot unsee, this is the place to do it.

BNB is nothing new. There are cruises all over that offer a similar atmosphere. Paul Gauguin had them prior to Covid and it was a higher end S Pacific cruise. Discovery Yachts is now doing it but they are twice as much.

Windstar does the Med cruises too.

The swinger cruises may be more of GD's dream cruise, which is completely different than a nude/naturist cruise.

Another news article promoting degeneracy?  No need to check author Li Cohens early life...

Oh we're hard all right.

The VAST MAJORITY of people I do not want to see naked, so no.

And the ones I do want to see naked probably do not want to see ME naked.

I see no benefits to going on such a cruise.

I host those events all the time.  I just don't invite anyone else along besides the wife

"Five square miles of scrotum" would make the perfect name of a band that could play on the cruise.

Oh dear Lord it would be like being trapped in some horror movie.