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Link Posted: 12/24/2019 3:37:57 PM EDT
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Princess cupcake says happy holidays!
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a cat
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a cat
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With a knife in its mouth.
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Ah, missed the knife. Thanks.
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We saw this lovely lamp while out shopping

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Link Posted: 1/1/2020 4:23:29 AM EDT
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For my first defense against the cats....

I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up.

Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw?

I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline.

Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines.

After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers.    Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing).

Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip.

Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb.

Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose.   I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet.
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https://boingboing.net/2018/02/10/press-this-bizarre-kitty-lamp.html
Link Posted: 1/1/2020 8:13:50 PM EDT
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For my first defense against the cats....

I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up.

Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw?

I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline.

Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines.

After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers.    Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing).

Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip.

Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb.

Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose.   I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet.
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For my first defense against the cats....

I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up.

Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw?

I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline.

Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines.

After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers.    Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing).

Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip.

Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb.

Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose.   I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet.
Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?  It's creative thinking like this that will allow a few of us to have a safe refuge (probably on an island somewhere) after they take over everything else.
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Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?  It's creative thinking like this that will allow a few of us to have a safe refuge (probably on an island somewhere) after they take over everything else.
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For my first defense against the cats....

I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up.

Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw?

I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline.

Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines.

After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers.    Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing).

Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip.

Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb.

Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose.   I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet.
Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?  It's creative thinking like this that will allow a few of us to have a safe refuge (probably on an island somewhere) after they take over everything else.
Upon further reflection, I renounce my misguided and potentially evil ways in favor of our new feline overlords.  Since they have access to the internet (obviously), uglygun should either have these defenses in place now or be working to make them effective immediately, since he painted a giant laser-pointer target on his back with his post.

As for myself, I have several well-pampered felines in my household and fervently hope after the revolution I shall be allowed to remain as an un-neutered servitor.
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For my first defense against the cats....

I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up.

Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw?

I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline.

Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines.

After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers.    Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing).

Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip.

Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb.

Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose.   I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet.
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Don't forget the cucumber barricades.
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Pic I took of my sister's cat. Might be good sauce.
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Link Posted: 1/14/2020 12:11:33 AM EDT
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WTF was this?
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You either have a cat loving neighbor, or a pissed off neighbor.
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It's a Karen and the Cat meme.
Link Posted: 1/15/2020 12:12:37 AM EDT
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It's a Karen and the Cat meme.
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It's a Karen and the Cat meme.
THAT is Karen???
Link Posted: 1/15/2020 12:54:36 AM EDT
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THAT is Karen???
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It's a Karen and the Cat meme.
THAT is Karen???
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Of course not, Silly.
That's the cat.


The other one is Karen.
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You either have a cat loving neighbor, or a pissed off neighbor.
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You either have a cat loving neighbor, or a pissed off neighbor.
Neighbor next door in Winchester is allergic to cats

Guess who's two outdoor cats hang out his house

And on too of his car

And on his deck
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