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That right there is a smart cat.
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For my first defense against the cats.... I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up. Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw? I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline. Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines. After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers. Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing). Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip. Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb. Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose. I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193816_Instagram_jpg-1213604.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193828_Instagram_jpg-1213605.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193835_Instagram_jpg-1213606.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193844_Instagram_jpg-1213608.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193849_Instagram_jpg-1213609.JPG I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up. Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw? I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline. Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines. After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers. Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing). Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip. Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb. Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose. I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet. |
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Where can I subscribe to your newsletter? It's creative thinking like this that will allow a few of us to have a safe refuge (probably on an island somewhere) after they take over everything else. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193816_Instagram_jpg-1213604.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193828_Instagram_jpg-1213605.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193835_Instagram_jpg-1213606.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193844_Instagram_jpg-1213608.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254435/Screenshot_20191229-193849_Instagram_jpg-1213609.JPG I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up. Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw? I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline. Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines. After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers. Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing). Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip. Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb. Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose. I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet. As for myself, I have several well-pampered felines in my household and fervently hope after the revolution I shall be allowed to remain as an un-neutered servitor. |
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Quoted: For my first defense against the cats.... I would lay down a football field worth of little squares of painter's tape placed sticky side up. Have you ever seen the retreat made by a cat that gets a piece of tape stuck on it's paw? I have, it is a flash of fur that is nothing more than a blurry outline. Through that field of painters tape I would have automated laser pointers tracking back and forth to catch off guard whatever ADHD riddled "timmy" type low IQ felines. After that I would play sound of the "running your thumb down the tines of a comb" audio track ona perfectly tuned set of speakers. Some percentage of those cats will be stopped in their tracks as they start coughing up imaginary hairballs(youtube it, it's a thing). Then there will be my live bait stations of mice and small wounded birds that have been rolled in catnip. Those are just the outter layers of my defenses before you get to giant pyramid of conveyer rollers that no cat could ever climb. Sitting on top of it will be me with my garden hose. I figure I could hold off at least 2000 cats with my feline ninja warrior gauntlet. View Quote |
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Pic I took of my sister's cat. Might be good sauce.
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You either have a cat loving neighbor, or a pissed off neighbor.
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You either have a cat loving neighbor, or a pissed off neighbor. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
You either have a cat loving neighbor, or a pissed off neighbor. Guess who's two outdoor cats hang out his house And on too of his car And on his deck |
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