There is a certain women's perfume that gives me sneezing fits. I don't know the name of it but I recognize the smell immediately and prepare for the inevitable. It reminds me of an old lady fragrance, very strong floral smell.

My wife used to wear this stuff called Opium. I told her she needed to use it right before we went out the door or we were going to be late.

I never buy cologne for myself but my wife tends to get it as gifts for Christmas and stuff. I’ve got some teakwood that smells really good and probably obsession would be my favorite.  There’s another one with leather in the name that she got me for whatever anniversary it is were leather is the gift and that stuff is pretty nice as well and not very expensive if I recall. Oh actually there is one that I just thought of that I got a year or two ago that is supposedly the same fragrance that George Washington primarily used although the essential oils are different now because of manufacturing processes but apparently it’s what he liked and it’s called Caswell Massey VI. Ain’t gonna lie I kind of like that one

Beard oil and beard balm. Pick something out that has a good smell.

Dudes wear way too much perfume

Eau de penis. Drives women wild.

Got my Creed sampler in yesterday....the Green Irish Tweed is no bullshit

Bay Rum

Hydraulic oil and red-dye diesel. Seems to work well enough

Break free.

If a woman smells that and likes it I know she's the right kind of woman.

OFF bug spray #3

None, it all stinks.