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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:30:08 AM EDT
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Money is irrelevant when you have that much power.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:30:23 AM EDT
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Of all the things to do in the world, this is what you think about?
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:30:42 AM EDT
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Considering his ability to choke someone long distance through the phone, the costs to employ him were negligible
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:31:55 AM EDT
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I don't know wtf you smoked but apparently it's amazing ??
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:31:58 AM EDT
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I’m honestly surprised they didn’t get investigated for insurance fraud after not one but two Death Stars were blown up by the same space terrorists. I mean c’mon that’s gotta look shady as fuck to the insurance company.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:34:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:35:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m honestly surprised they didn’t get investigated for insurance fraud after not one but two Death Stars were blown up by the same space terrorists. I mean c’mon that’s gotta look shady as fuck to the insurance company. Let alone the lawsuits from thousands of dead contractors |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:38:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Let alone the lawsuits from thousands of dead contractors Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’m honestly surprised they didn’t get investigated for insurance fraud after not one but two Death Stars were blown up by the same space terrorists. I mean c’mon that’s gotta look shady as fuck to the insurance company. Let alone the lawsuits from thousands of dead contractors Seriously, how in the hell did they avoid all that backlash? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:40:14 AM EDT
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He was a character in a movie.
His net worth is nothing as he did not actually exist. So about as much as Dr No but more than Dr Evil. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:41:09 AM EDT
[#10]
Death Star destruction was an inside job
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:41:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m honestly surprised they didn’t get investigated for insurance fraud after not one but two Death Stars were blown up by the same space terrorists. I mean c’mon that’s gotta look shady as fuck to the insurance company. I'm pretty sure they were underwritten by Aaron's of Alderaan. We know what happened there. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:42:39 AM EDT
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Well he made a lot of deals.....And altered them further.
  I Am Altering The Deal |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:50:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm pretty sure they were underwritten by Aaron's of Alderaan. We know what happened there. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’m honestly surprised they didn’t get investigated for insurance fraud after not one but two Death Stars were blown up by the same space terrorists. I mean c’mon that’s gotta look shady as fuck to the insurance company. I'm pretty sure they were underwritten by Aaron's of Alderaan. We know what happened there. You know, that actually makes sense. You can’t be investigated if you vaporize the planet your insurance company is located on. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:53:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Death Star destruction was an inside job Rogue One told us that is true. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:55:29 AM EDT
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Im actually impressed by this thread so far.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:55:56 AM EDT
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Probably comparable to putin
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:57:37 AM EDT
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The Red Dudes were the Emperor's Guard, Vader didn't have nor need any.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:59:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You know, that actually makes sense. You can’t be investigated if you vaporize the planet your insurance company is located on. That’s why you pick an insurance company with no DR plan, and management that doesn’t listen to the SRE’s. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 11:59:08 AM EDT
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Quoted: I was pondering the other day about how much Darth Vader made. He lived in that huge lava castle place. That must have cost some coin. I'm sure he had plenty of perks being the Emperor's lackey. 24 hour body guards...those red dudes. I mean, why did he need those guys? He could have killed all of them just by sneezing. Probably a fleet of shuttles at his disposal and that really big triangle space ship thing. He probably cost a ton in benefits, too. Can you imagine his medical bills? Once he hit family out of pocket...the Emperor's accountant was probably "Look at this shit...this dude is costing as much to keep alive as the Death Star is to maintain. We have to make a choice. Get rid of the Death Star". So they did. They let those 5 tiny space ships blow it up. I mean, what an embarrassment. I bet Vader threw Tarkin under the bus for that one. Can you imagine being a fly on the wall for that meeting? So Vader's all like, "I'm gonna get Luke. He's shakin' with The Force. Can't have that. Oh, BTW...the Death Star was cool. I'm willing to take a cut in benefits so we can build an even bigger piece of shit with room to fly space ships through so anyone can easily access all the vital internal components". The Emperor was all about that. "Great Idea" says the Emperor. "I'll remember this for your annual review. Good work, Vader". Then they were both dead! WTF? Anyhow...with all Vader's job perks and salary, how much was he worth? What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:00:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of all the things to do in the world, this is what you think about? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:02:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: I was pondering the other day about how much Darth Vader made. He lived in that huge lava castle place. That must have cost some coin. I'm sure he had plenty of perks being the Emperor's lackey. 24 hour body guards...those red dudes. I mean, why did he need those guys? He could have killed all of them just by sneezing. Probably a fleet of shuttles at his disposal and that really big triangle space ship thing. He probably cost a ton in benefits, too. Can you imagine his medical bills? Once he hit family out of pocket...the Emperor's accountant was probably "Look at this shit...this dude is costing as much to keep alive as the Death Star is to maintain. We have to make a choice. Get rid of the Death Star". So they did. They let those 5 tiny space ships blow it up. I mean, what an embarrassment. I bet Vader threw Tarkin under the bus for that one. Can you imagine being a fly on the wall for that meeting? So Vader's all like, "I'm gonna get Luke. He's shakin' with The Force. Can't have that. Oh, BTW...the Death Star was cool. I'm willing to take a cut in benefits so we can build an even bigger piece of shit with room to fly space ships through so anyone can easily access all the vital internal components". The Emperor was all about that. "Great Idea" says the Emperor. "I'll remember this for your annual review. Good work, Vader". Then they were both dead! WTF? Anyhow...with all Vader's job perks and salary, how much was he worth? The Troll is strong with this One... |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:04:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well he made a lot of deals.....And altered them further.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsW9MlYu31g |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:04:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He was a character in a movie. His net worth is nothing as he did not actually exist. So about as much as Dr No but more than Dr Evil. Hate to break it to you, but we're all just characters on the Internet. Our net worth is nothing and we do not actually exist. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:05:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm pretty sure they were underwritten by Aaron's of Alderaan. We know what happened there. That doesn't make sense - you blow up the insurance company AFTER they pay out, not before. The Empire already paid their premiums, blowing up the insurance company before the Death Star(s) only ensured that they wouldn't be paid on their claim. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:07:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That doesn't make sense - you blow up the insurance company AFTER they pay out, not before. The Empire already paid their premiums, blowing up the insurance company before the Death Star(s) only ensured that they wouldn't be paid on their claim. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm pretty sure they were underwritten by Aaron's of Alderaan. We know what happened there. That doesn't make sense - you blow up the insurance company AFTER they pay out, not before. The Empire already paid their premiums, blowing up the insurance company before the Death Star(s) only ensured that they wouldn't be paid on their claim. Yeah, but they knew they were going to be under investigation so they preemptively struck. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:07:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That doesn't make sense - you blow up the insurance company AFTER they pay out, not before. The Empire already paid their premiums, blowing up the insurance company before the Death Star(s) only ensured that they wouldn't be paid on their claim. Maybe its the other way around. The Death Star/Galactic Empire was the Insurer and Alderan didnt pay up in time. They got told to be poor somewhere else and just scattered those somewhere elses allll freaking over. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:08:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You know, that actually makes sense. You can’t be investigated if you vaporize the planet your insurance company is located on. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I’m honestly surprised they didn’t get investigated for insurance fraud after not one but two Death Stars were blown up by the same space terrorists. I mean c’mon that’s gotta look shady as fuck to the insurance company. I'm pretty sure they were underwritten by Aaron's of Alderaan. We know what happened there. You know, that actually makes sense. You can’t be investigated if you vaporize the planet your insurance company is located on. How do you collect from an insurance company you vaporized? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:08:55 PM EDT
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Just imagine how much the suit alone would have cost. I completely respect some of the cost saving measures Emperor Palpatine took.
 The top ten things YOU didn't know about Darth Vader's suit! |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:10:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of all the things to do in the world, this is what you think about? God forbid someone around here should have a spare moment to post anything other than a covid thread. And heaven help us if someone has a kooky thought that can lead to a fun discussion instead of the relentless Debbie Downer bullshit that GD is rife with. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:10:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you collect from an insurance company you vaporized? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I’m honestly surprised they didn’t get investigated for insurance fraud after not one but two Death Stars were blown up by the same space terrorists. I mean c’mon that’s gotta look shady as fuck to the insurance company. I'm pretty sure they were underwritten by Aaron's of Alderaan. We know what happened there. You know, that actually makes sense. You can’t be investigated if you vaporize the planet your insurance company is located on. How do you collect from an insurance company you vaporized? Obviously you couldn’t, they did it because they realized their plan had holes in it. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:11:30 PM EDT
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You don't know the POWER of the dark side of Vader's checking account.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:12:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Money is irrelevant when you have that much power. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:15:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't know the POWER of the dark side of Vader's checking account. Vader may have been on the dark side, but maybe his ledgers were in the red. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:15:51 PM EDT
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What about all the innocent contractors on the Death Star?
 Clerks - Death Star Contractors |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:16:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He was a character in a movie. His net worth is nothing as he did not actually exist. So about as much as Dr No but more than Dr Evil. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:16:37 PM EDT
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As a youngster, Anakin started out a penniless slave with a poor acting ability but midichlorian levels off the charts. He didn't date much after losing his legs, but he did have the snazziest Tie fighter with curved wings. His only real needs seemed to be a special seat with an outer shell and automatic helmet removal. All in all, Darth Vader's Net Worth was $1.5 million.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:18:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What about all the innocent contractors on the Death Star? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjAhttps://iaonline.theiia.org/blogs/Your-Voices/2021/Pages/On-the-Frontlines-An-Audit-Report-on-the-Galactic-Empire.aspx One of the investigative reports into the failure of the Galactic Empire. Finding No. 1: Employee Safety Is Not Prioritized Finding No. 2: Critical Infrastructure Projects Contained Single Points of Failure Finding No. 3: IT and Physical Access Controls Are Ineffective or Do Not Exist |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:19:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of all the things to do in the world, this is what you think about? Why bother posting then? Go cure cancer. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:21:32 PM EDT
[#39]
I've always wondered what his cock looked like?
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:30:09 PM EDT
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Cutting costs like no rails on ledges facilitated his salary
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:30:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've always wondered what his cock looked like? Mf you gay |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:31:35 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hate to break it to you, but we're all just characters on the Internet. Our net worth is nothing and we do not actually exist. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: He was a character in a movie. His net worth is nothing as he did not actually exist. So about as much as Dr No but more than Dr Evil. Hate to break it to you, but we're all just characters on the Internet. Our net worth is nothing and we do not actually exist. 
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:32:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe its the other way around. The Death Star/Galactic Empire was the Insurer and Alderan didnt pay up in time. They got told to be poor somewhere else and just scattered those somewhere elses allll freaking over. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That doesn't make sense - you blow up the insurance company AFTER they pay out, not before. The Empire already paid their premiums, blowing up the insurance company before the Death Star(s) only ensured that they wouldn't be paid on their claim. Maybe its the other way around. The Death Star/Galactic Empire was the Insurer and Alderan didnt pay up in time. They got told to be poor somewhere else and just scattered those somewhere elses allll freaking over. Maybe they did a short on the market? Bet against themselves? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:36:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of all the things to do in the world, this is what you think about? With how fucked up this country is I welcome a thread that takes my mind away from the collapse of this country. See yourself out if you don’t like mindless threads. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 12:57:08 PM EDT
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I think at that level of power, there is no need for currency. Everyone serves you, and you take what you want. Kinda like Putin. In real dollars, he is likely the richest man alive. He controls trillions in assets. Who is going to tell him he can't have something or can't do something? To a lesser extent, Kim Jong Un is the same. They don't need a salary. They wave a hand and make things so.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:12:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've always wondered what his cock looked like? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:20:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've always wondered what his cock looked like? 
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:22:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've always wondered what his cock looked like? Most straight men dream about Slave Leia but you do you. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:29:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:31:32 PM EDT
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 The Emperor's Phone Call | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim |
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