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Posted: 8/21/2022 3:18:40 AM EDT
[#1]
 I've got some old but classic Shotgun News and Firearm News in the throne rooms. 
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Posted: 8/21/2022 3:19:39 AM EDT
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I usually take the phone now, but had a magazine rack for years. I am one that 9 out of 10 times business is not done in an instant and sometimes takes a few times. So unfortunate side effect is numb legs often enough.
some do it because its the only quiet time they get. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 3:24:38 AM EDT
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The ones saying that can't read in the shitter are also the same ones that can't walk down the street/hallway without having their nose buried in their phone
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Posted: 8/21/2022 3:29:26 AM EDT
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Nasty fuckers take their cell phone in the bathroom and expose it to all of the turd particles / piss droplets in the air.
No one ever saw the episode of Myth Busters where they left a toothbrush in a bathroom?   Mythbusters Toothbrush Fecal Matter |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 3:31:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok, you need to explain that one to me... Hillary had her secret server in the bath of a apartment in Denver. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 3:59:24 AM EDT
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It sounds like you are in a hurry and pushing the shit out.
That’s how you get hemorrhoids. Gotta relax and enjoy a good book while you let it fall out. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 4:00:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm more focused on pushing than reading. The whole concept of reading in the bathroom, preplanned, is bizarre. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I never take that long shitting. I'm more focused on pushing than reading. The whole concept of reading in the bathroom, preplanned, is bizarre. You are definitely going to get hemorrhoids. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 5:06:40 AM EDT
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Here I sit, broken ??....
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Posted: 8/21/2022 5:13:48 AM EDT
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Over and completely done in two minutes, no time to read.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 5:35:16 AM EDT
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I shit and get off the pot. I don't want shit particles all over my phone, or book/magazine.
I can clean/sanitize a phone every so often, but never heard of anyone doing it with paper books or magazines. Gross.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 5:36:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nasty fuckers take their cell phone in the bathroom and expose it to all of the turd particles / piss droplets in the air. No one ever saw the episode of Myth Busters where they left a toothbrush in a bathroom?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb-_KRh8asM
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Posted: 8/21/2022 5:39:58 AM EDT
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Back when paper magazines were a thing I had a pile of them in the bathroom.
I called them the Throne Scrolls. 
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Posted: 8/21/2022 5:40:14 AM EDT
[#13]
Why not? The inventor designed it with a shelf to put your reading materials and chocolate milk on, of course I use it.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 6:48:32 AM EDT
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Quoted: It seems like there is a common trope in TV that men go into the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine tucked under their arm. Do people actually do that? I go in there and I sit down and I get the business done. I'm not sitting there and reading the newspaper. Quite the opposite. I'm in and out. There's lots of tards out there living really kick ass lives. My ex wife is tarded. She's a pilot now. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:08:51 AM EDT
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Had an employee who would take his lunch, then a hour later take a newspaper into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes, I finally had enough and confronted him about it, his response waz that you can't control nature, so I told him your right, but I can control your timesheet, I told him for now on, take his dump at lunch time, or ill sign you out for your excess potty breaks, he decided to immediately quit, I was so heart broken.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:11:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not since the invention of smartphones, no. This. It's the only place people don't bother me. Before phones, I had a stack of magazines sitting on the top of the tank. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:14:50 AM EDT
[#17]
When else am I supposed to post?
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:16:26 AM EDT
[#18]
Why bother with reading material? In and out of the bathroom within one minute.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:27:07 AM EDT
[#19]
I’m more surprised that there are people who don’t.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:31:36 AM EDT
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Since I could read.
I mean, during my teens it was... "other material." |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:34:40 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes but only if my phone is charging So what that means is Apple, and the FIB/Nsa know every time I take a shit! Replace your bidet plug with a USB port device |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:39:01 AM EDT
[#22]
Someone obviously doesn't have kids or is a chick
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:51:14 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not since the invention of smartphones, no. I keep an android tablet in the bathroom & will play a few hands of bridge while in there. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:54:30 AM EDT
[#24]
I'm in no hurry when it's my time in the throne. At home it's my only peaceful moment. At work (no phones allowed) it gets boring, but better than in the office.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 7:59:42 AM EDT
[#25]
I just bring my phone so I can shit post on arfcom while I shit.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 8:00:58 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's called the library for a reason! The shitter is literally the only place I read printed material. I have magazine subscriptions just for my time in there. It's also the only place in the house where my wife and kid will leave me the hell alone for 15-20 minutes. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 8:01:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 30 years ago? Readers Digest. Now? Arfcom 1000% this |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 8:02:26 AM EDT
[#28]
I've got a weird hangup about taking my phone or tablet or computer in there with me.
I dunno, just seems weird (i know, I'm the weird one). For me it's gotta be a private, tranquil experience, with the fan running (not for stink, but for the white noise and blessed sense of isolation), and a nice vintage Shotgun News, where I can revisit a Kokalis article on some arcane machine gun. Sometimes I'll let a cat or two in if I'm feeling crazy. But regardless I gotta have my reading material. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 8:08:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here I sit, broken ??.... @osprey21 Came to ?? but only farted. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 8:19:45 AM EDT
[#30]
I pre-position reading material in my bathroom.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 8:33:46 AM EDT
[#31]
I never have
But dad always took the newspaper with him. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 9:26:40 AM EDT
[#32]
I spend quite a bit of time reading on the toilet.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 9:30:44 AM EDT
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There's really no wrong way to take a Democrat and wipe your Biden.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 9:38:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's called the library for a reason! These days my smartphone does the job, but I used to have a stack of magazines and books on the shelf near the throne. |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 9:39:59 AM EDT
[#35]
I had a boss that would read work stuff in the bathroom, make notes on it, and hand it back.
I would run the returned item through the scanner and immediately shred it. Kharn |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 9:40:43 AM EDT
[#36]
During the cricket world cups, I have heard broadcasts coming from the stalls. Outsourced IT department guys.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 9:50:35 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had a boss that would read work stuff in the bathroom, make notes on it, and hand it back. I would run the returned item through the scanner and immediately shred it. Kharn
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Posted: 8/21/2022 9:57:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2022 9:59:35 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ever since I was a kid. Same My wife was shocked that I did this when we first married. Now she does it too |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:02:55 AM EDT
[#40]
I am posting from the throne right now!
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:04:00 AM EDT
[#41]
Nah, I just keep my Kindle and a stack of books in there.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:05:51 AM EDT
[#42]
I knew a guy in the army that told me when he was a young soldier a Sergeant Major told him when you go take a shit instead of taking a porno magazine in there with you take an army manual and read it. It will give you an advantage over others in job and general Army knowledge
He took the advice and rose rapidly through the ranks to E-7 He then went to warrant officer school and recently just retired as a CW5. He gave credit to reading on the shitter giving him a heads up over contemporaries |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:10:54 AM EDT
[#43]
Older I get, I think about it. Not as quick as I use to be.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:12:58 AM EDT
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I do, my Dad did and so did his Dad. You’re weird if you don’t.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:14:42 AM EDT
[#45]
Book or my phone, totally.
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:22:12 AM EDT
[#46]
I’m on the throne right now
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:26:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:29:40 AM EDT
[#48]
Yes... I usually take my iPad Mini in there with me, and I read news or whatever.
I wish I could get in, drop my shit (literally) in 30 seconds and get out... but my bowels apparently don't work that way! |
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:31:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2022 10:31:24 AM EDT
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It's pretty much where my wife and I read car magazines.
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