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They're ambush predators. Once a big one latches on its really fucking hard to get away... those short teeth you're taking about are curved to the rear and theres a lot of them. View Quote Maybe I am totally missing how quick they are, but it seems that if the thing got a hold of your leg you'd have some time to work the problem, kill that motherfucker, and get your damn leg extracted. |
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That would be the time to use the human skills of targeting its eyes, prying its jaws open, knifing the thing like a sewing machine, pounding its skull with a rock, etc. Maybe I am totally missing how quick they are, but it seems that if the thing got a hold of your leg you'd have some time to work the problem, kill that motherfucker, and get your damn leg extracted. View Quote |
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Lots of boots and belts!
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Longest snakes in the world. Anacondas are bulkier but way less aggressive.
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I'd be royally pissed off living down there and finding those damned snakes.
Florida needs to wake the hell up and let the rednecks loose. A few snake drives would be a good start. Need to train up some dogs, too, smart dogs that know to bark and keep their distance. |
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That would be the time to use the human skills of targeting its eyes, prying its jaws open, knifing the thing like a sewing machine, pounding its skull with a rock, etc. Maybe I am totally missing how quick they are, but it seems that if the thing got a hold of your leg you'd have some time to work the problem, kill that motherfucker, and get your damn leg extracted. View Quote You don’t think it would bite, then wrap, then squeeze in less than a second? |
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It sounds like you think it’ll bite your leg, then start trying to swallow you. You don’t think it would bite, then wrap, then squeeze in less than a second? View Quote *Bunnies were already dead when fed to the snake. |
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This is why I live in cold places. You don't get bullshit like that in cold places.
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The photo posted here is real. Look closely. You can see the decomposition and broken leg. Nat Geo was involved in that one.
The fake one was an anaconda from South America if I remember right. The woman one was real. A 54 year old lady it snatched right from her yard. It's not the bite, it's the coiling. By the time you realize it bit you, you have about three seconds before it squeezes the air from your lungs. The weight on this one is greatly exaggerated, but even the rock isn't going to peel a 200 pound 20 foot snake off him once it gets hold, even if it doesn't eat him. |
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That’s a really nice set of boots in the making, right there. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
That’s a really nice set of boots in the making, right there. |
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But how the fuck does it "catch" the human? I mean, it's a constrictor, right? So it has really tiny fangs. Wouldn't a person be able to just jump the fuck out of the way before it could throw those coils on?? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted: @ludder093 OK looking at the pic again and closer I concede that you're correct and it very likely couldn't eat that man but it's not too far from what it could ingest. The body of the snake could easily contain that man, it likely wouldn't be able to get past the shoulders. It's not uncommon for it to happen though including full grown/slighter build men. |
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I'd be royally pissed off living down there and finding those damned snakes. Florida needs to wake the hell up and let the rednecks loose. A few snake drives would be a good start. Need to train up some dogs, too, smart dogs that know to bark and keep their distance. View Quote Failed To Load Title |
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Quoted: It sounds like you think it'll bite your leg, then start trying to swallow you. You don't think it would bite, then wrap, then squeeze in less than a second? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: It sounds like you think it'll bite your leg, then start trying to swallow you. You don't think it would bite, then wrap, then squeeze in less than a second? Quoted:
Actually based on what mine did to the bunnies* this evening it would bite, pull you off your feet, spin you around, flip you over, whack you on the ground, and then wrap you up. *Bunnies were already dead when fed to the snake. If I'm ever in the woods in FL I'll be doing magdumps at every snake-shaped fallen branch and log I see. |
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They're ambush predators. Once a big one latches on its really fucking hard to get away... those short teeth you're taking about are curved to the rear and theres a lot of them. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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But how the fuck does it "catch" the human? I mean, it's a constrictor, right? So it has really tiny fangs. Wouldn't a person be able to just jump the fuck out of the way before it could throw those coils on?? Whoomp there it is. Stupid pokes Anaconda Or if you and your pals really need a new set of boots. Hunting python by leg At Africa (Anaconda ) |
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Florida will not just have an open season them. Why is beyond me.
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I'd be royally pissed off living down there and finding those damned snakes. Florida needs to wake the hell up and let the rednecks loose. A few snake drives would be a good start. Need to train up some dogs, too, smart dogs that know to bark and keep their distance. View Quote Latest News :- Heroic Man Saves A Deer From A Python Man shoots massive python in head to save herd of goats |
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Now, young Grasshopper, you understand what it takes to be FloridaMan. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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If I'm ever in the woods in FL I'll be doing magdumps at every snake-shaped fallen branch and log I see. Florida plays for keeps. |
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Florida will not just have an open season them. Why is beyond me. View Quote Everything I’ve looked at they are catching or trapping them. Failed To Load Title |
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Quoted: And it is not like it is a standard you can meet and be GTG. That shit is always changing. Before it was killer mangrove monkeys. Then irrate iquanas. This time it is pythons. Next time it’ll be a large number of mambas. After that who knows, kamodo dragons? Florida plays for keeps. View Quote |
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View Quote I remember reading a comcast cable worker was bitten by a green mamba a few years ago near Hollywood Fl I think in the yard working on somebody’s cable. |
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It's always open season on invasive species... Go on down to south Fl and go snake hunting. Everyone's welcome to do their part. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Florida will not just have an open season them. Why is beyond me. If you could go after them like they do nutria that would be a blast. Nutria Hunting in Louisiana swamp Louisiana Airboat Action with Bruce Mitchell The Alligator Man - "Field Test" |
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That would be the time to use the human skills of targeting its eyes, prying its jaws open, knifing the thing like a sewing machine, pounding its skull with a rock, etc. Maybe I am totally missing how quick they are, but it seems that if the thing got a hold of your leg you'd have some time to work the problem, kill that motherfucker, and get your damn leg extracted. View Quote Ultra aggressive. He was a 40 pounding snake and when he grabbed the gauntlet gloves I had to use when moving him it felt like my hand was in a vise and it was wrapped around my arm and shoulder before I could react. My better half was able to unwrap him from the tail. |
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Unfortunately those huge snakes are becoming more common in FL now. The ones big enough to eat a human big...
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They're right in there boys; go get 'em. Take as many as you want. https://i.imgur.com/oF5HOma.jpg https://i.imgur.com/pUVCtpn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/NDQZ3gd.jpg View Quote |
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That’s a lot of boots, belts and maybe a vest or three.
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LoL. Yer Dag, he’s a good swimmer? https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/aerial-view-florida-everglades-swamp-78454541.jpg See the dark brown area that fills up ~70% of South Florida? Snek Country. There’s only 2 roads E-W, none roads N-S http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/362000/Satellite-of-Florida-597362.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'd be royally pissed off living down there and finding those damned snakes. Florida needs to wake the hell up and let the rednecks loose. A few snake drives would be a good start. Need to train up some dogs, too, smart dogs that know to bark and keep their distance. Yer Dag, he’s a good swimmer? https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/aerial-view-florida-everglades-swamp-78454541.jpg See the dark brown area that fills up ~70% of South Florida? Snek Country. There’s only 2 roads E-W, none roads N-S http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/362000/Satellite-of-Florida-597362.jpg |
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