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"Oh, you two want to show up late for duty? That's ok, I got something for you..." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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He did. He was a med service officer in 1-187 back in 2010-2011 timeframe. I've seen her in person. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Air Force pilot fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Army pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said, 'they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates' . The Naval Aviator started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties… St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' ....the Naval Aviator replied, 'These are Carols.' |
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When we got to Saudi Arabia for Desert Shield, we had to spend 24 hours in MOPP 4. Just for training. Every college student should have to spend 24 hours in MOPP 4. I know that wasn't as long as many have had to stay in it, but it was enough for me! View Quote |
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Quoted: Dude, during DS we were in MOPP 3 as we approached the LOD. Spent 4 days in that shit. Same suit for 4 days. View Quote Were you caught in the torrential downpours on the second day? We are in a desert, where rainfall is rare. The Army gets there to wage war and it fucking poured. |
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8 UP! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/8th_Infantry_Division_patch.svg/150px-8th_Infantry_Division_patch.svg.png The number is for the hours it took to fly across the ocean, which is represented by the blue. The arrow is the shaft you got up your backside when you got assigned to the 8th ID. In all honesty I loved being stationed in Mainz with the 8th ID, I can't think of anywhere better to be stationed in Germany for a combat arms soldier. Most of the places they stuck tankers and crunchies were middle of nowhere posts. View Quote |
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