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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:55:47 PM EDT
[#1]
"Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:56:17 PM EDT
[#2]
She knows my weaknesses;I’m weak
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:56:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Go apple!
Go orange! Go banana! Ew, dad, this is blood! Correction—free blood! |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:57:07 PM EDT
[#4]
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A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? 
 Steamed Hams but it's voiced by Jeff Goldblum (HQ 1080p) |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:57:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:57:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:58:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:01:19 PM EDT
[#8]
“THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!”
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:01:48 PM EDT
[#9]
“You can run, but you can’t glide! USA! USA! USA!”
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:02:45 PM EDT
[#10]
"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
 Homer Simpson URUGUAY, U R GAY Moe approaches the podium. MOE Uh, hi, I'm Moe S. CROWD Hi, Moe. MOE Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up. The crowd gasps. SIDESHOW MEL Whatever did you do, Moe? MOE Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine. (crowd applaud) Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp! Ha ha! |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:03:40 PM EDT
[#11]
“Mr. Teeny, stop fiddling with the buttons, y-OH! NOW YOU’VE GOTTEN CHOCOLATE ALL OVER EVERYTHING!”
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:04:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Homer in awe: "Celebrities. Is there anything they don't know?"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:07:43 PM EDT
[#13]
"When I hold a gun in my hand, it makes me feel powerful; like how God must feel, when he holds a gun in his hand.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:10:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Bart Simpson:
'I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything." Barney: "Now where's me toothpick." |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:12:54 PM EDT
[#15]
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“THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!” 
 MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING! |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:14:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:17:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Three day weekend !!!
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:17:27 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
“THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!”
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:20:47 PM EDT
[#19]
"I have 3 kids and no money...why cant I have no kids and 3 money"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:23:51 PM EDT
[#20]
 Abe Simpson - Union Buster (The Axios Interview) |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:24:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:28:02 PM EDT
[#22]
 The Simpsons - I'm giving you the beating of your life |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:30:11 PM EDT
[#23]
most iconic has to be Nelson's HA HA!!!!!
not sure about the best... homer putting speed holes in his car is one of my favorite moments of the show ever. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:32:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Otto: They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing.
*wiggles fingers* Whoa! There they go. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:33:09 PM EDT
[#25]
Trying is the first step towards failure
Every moment I live is agony I don't wanna fight no union |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:35:35 PM EDT
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I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arbys! |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:35:58 PM EDT
[#27]
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Bunch of snot-faced puke bags. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:42:56 PM EDT
[#28]
We’re gonna paint your wagon, we’re gonna paint it fine!
We’re gonna use oil-based paint, because the wood is pine. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:44:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:46:03 PM EDT
[#30]
You all be tripping. What about the classics?
"Eat my shorts" or "Don't have a cow, man!" And...  The Simpsons:Many D'ohs of Homer |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:48:26 PM EDT
[#31]
"Three-day waiting period !?! But, I'm mad right now!"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:48:29 PM EDT
[#32]
“I’ve got the prescription for you, Doctor: Another hot beef injection!”
“What were you doing on vacation, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!” “Guide me in, Smithers...” |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:49:20 PM EDT
[#33]
I don't know how you pick just one?
Kid: "I'm so hungry i could eat this stick" Twins: "we're so hungry we could eat at Arby's" Kid: "here comes a grease ball!" Pizza delivery chef: "ohh, Luigi being you kids a free-a pizz-a, why you gotta make-a fun?" Bart: "Yea bull! Toss his salad!" |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:49:47 PM EDT
[#34]
"This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."
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Posted: 9/3/2018 10:59:34 PM EDT
[#35]
Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:01:32 PM EDT
[#36]
"Heh-heh; glad I'm not that guy" --Homer with some brilliantly biting dark comedy as usual
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:03:05 PM EDT
[#37]
See sig line.
Plus, from the Beer Baron episode: “Ah, I’m not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long!”  I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU MARGE... SO LONG! |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:03:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:07:59 PM EDT
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From memory:
They don''t call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass Army guy. Elm Street has always been the key to Springfield. The Greeks knew it, the Carthaginians knew it. And now you know it. Aww don't feel bad laddie, I was wrestling wolves when you were still at your mother's teat. Mister Terwilliger! Come quick, there's trouble down at the cement mixer! Have the Rolling Stones killed! You, sir, are worse than Hitler. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:08:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryHave used it more than once. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:10:07 PM EDT
[#41]
The goggles, they do nothing!
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:17:29 PM EDT
[#42]
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Beer. The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:22:27 PM EDT
[#43]
No TV and no beer make Homer something, something...
Go crazy? Don't mind if I do! |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:26:16 PM EDT
[#44]
Congrats on post number 12, while being here for 5 years
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:26:53 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryThat was great.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:27:27 PM EDT
[#46]
I’m not NOT licking toads...
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:32:33 PM EDT
[#47]
"Amanda Hugginkiss - I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss."
"Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? " |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 11:50:08 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Amanda Hugginkiss - I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss." "Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? " |
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Posted: 9/4/2018 12:14:01 AM EDT
[#49]
It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jambaroo around here!
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Posted: 9/4/2018 12:21:58 AM EDT
[#50]
 Two knives |
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