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Posted: 9/5/2013 10:02:53 AM EDT

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Even if there's something uglier, I don't want to see it. That's my all time least favorite vehicle.

Ironically...it was tested in a target market of college aged and slightly older outdoorsy types. It meets every one of their requirements....but it's ugly as shit...so it didn't sell well.

ETA: Ok...the multipla gives it a run for the money...

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The Pontiac Aztec easily has that beat, and I'm sure there's something uglier than that.

Even if there's something uglier, I don't want to see it. That's my all time least favorite vehicle.

Ironically...it was tested in a target market of college aged and slightly older outdoorsy types. It meets every one of their requirements....but it's ugly as shit...so it didn't sell well.

ETA: Ok...the multipla gives it a run for the money...

I loved my 2002 Aztec. I had a FWD version with mid range options. The AWD was a little too expensive so I got a FWD version with mid range options. That car would go anywhere. It had great ground clearance. The interior was spacious and well thought out. It isa great car. I gave it to my step sister 5years ago and she still drives it.

Funny note, the blue book value on it went back up by about $500 after Breaking Bad got popular.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:03:50 AM EDT

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I'd vote for 99% of the garbage put out in the last ten years. At least once a week, I look across an intersection and wonder WTF am I seeing? The toasters, the "smart" car and its copies, most of them make a '57 Rambler wagon look downright sexy.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:03:58 AM EDT

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I think you meant to post the FIAT Multipla

http://www.hdwallpapersdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Fiat-71.jpg

The first time I saw one in Europe I almost threw up on the spot.

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WTF is that thing

Kill it with fire

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:08:19 AM EDT

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I loved my 2002 Aztec. I had a FWD version with mid range options. The AWD was a little too expensive so I got a FWD version with mid range options. That car would go anywhere. It had great ground clearance. The interior was spacious and well thought out. It isa great car. I gave it to my step sister 5years ago and she still drives it.

Funny note, the blue book value on it went back up by about $500 after Breaking Bad got popular.

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The Pontiac Aztec easily has that beat, and I'm sure there's something uglier than that.

Even if there's something uglier, I don't want to see it. That's my all time least favorite vehicle.

Ironically...it was tested in a target market of college aged and slightly older outdoorsy types. It meets every one of their requirements....but it's ugly as shit...so it didn't sell well.

ETA: Ok...the multipla gives it a run for the money...

I loved my 2002 Aztec. I had a FWD version with mid range options. The AWD was a little too expensive so I got a FWD version with mid range options. That car would go anywhere. It had great ground clearance. The interior was spacious and well thought out. It isa great car. I gave it to my step sister 5years ago and she still drives it.

Funny note, the blue book value on it went back up by about $500 after Breaking Bad got popular.

I've heard them referred to as "Vaginamobiles" - not very pretty from the outside, but once you get inside it's not so bad"

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:08:27 AM EDT

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The Tata magic iris, own it and like magic all the tatas will disappear from your life.

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We have a winner.

Whatever substance made the designers think that was OK, I want some

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:09:07 AM EDT

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East German Trabant................that and the Yugo

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:13:02 AM EDT

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Aztec for car, Avalanche for truck. Worst, ever.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:13:37 AM EDT

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Oh I thought you were talking about this abomination. This is one of those cars that I see on the road where I can't help but think, out of all of the other cars on the dealer lot, the driver chose that one to fork over thousands of dollars for.

http://www.briggsnissan.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Nissan-Offers-Some-New-Features-for-2013-Nissan-Cube.jpg

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That one is pretty bad. Looks like it could be the Jetson's refrigerator.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:18:18 AM EDT

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I think you meant to post the FIAT Multipla

http://www.hdwallpapersdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Fiat-71.jpg

The first time I saw one in Europe I almost threw up on the spot.

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This was the one I was going to post if nobody else did. It will be hard to top.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:20:03 AM EDT

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Most of you are too young to remember seeing the Worst Car Ever Built on the road:

The wagon version was, well, worse:

The Pacer had its charms, if you were fond of poor gas mileage, loved rust, and didn't mind walking to your destination.

It was clear that Detroit was doomed when the Pacer actually went into production.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:21:24 AM EDT

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The Mitsuoka Orochi. The lines are decent, but that fuckin' front end...yeesh.

Although nothing yet tops the Fiat Multipla or that Tata turdpile. Make the Aztek look like something Bond would drive in comparison.

And I like the looks of the car int he OP. I would totally drive that.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:21:48 AM EDT

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I'd rock that. Looks cool.

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+1

Uglier cars are:

Almost anything AMC made except the Rambler. Pacer and Gremlin were ugly.

Renault LeCar and SMARTcar are ugly with no hope.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:21:49 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/5/2013 10:23:45 AM EDT

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You obviously aren't familiar with the following:

http://www.motorstown.com/images/amc-pacer-wagon-04.jpg

AMC Pacer Wagon

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I agree with your choice.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:24:03 AM EDT

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Hey I own a white one of these

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:25:47 AM EDT

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Sheeet a dayum set of twinkies up on that bitch that mo fo be rocking.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:32:39 AM EDT

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I'd rock that. Looks cool.

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Me too!

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:32:46 AM EDT

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I think you meant to post the FIAT Multipla

http://www.hdwallpapersdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Fiat-71.jpg

The first time I saw one in Europe I almost threw up on the spot.

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Thanks, man, I just ate lunch...

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:43:32 AM EDT

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The Pontiac Aztec easily has that beat, and I'm sure there's something uglier than that.

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This.

ETA: Nevermind, the Multipla wins.

Posted: 9/5/2013 10:46:46 AM EDT

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I thought is was this:

http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Pontiac/pontiac-Aztek-manu-01_HR_01.jpg

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Posted: 9/5/2013 10:58:42 AM EDT

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The Tata magic iris, own it and like magic all the tatas will disappear from your life.

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Actually I think that has an OK alien kind of look to it. OP car wa definitely ugly but so much time has passed that it now is an interesting, bizarre antique.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:02:00 AM EDT

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The "FJ" emblem always looks like a scrunched up "FU".

The Toyota FU

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:02:41 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/5/2013 11:04:12 AM EDT

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The Pontiac Aztec easily has that beat, and I'm sure there's something uglier than that.

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Yep, I came here expecting to see the Aztec.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:06:39 AM EDT

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My first car:

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:08:18 AM EDT

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I think you meant to post the FIAT Multipla

http://www.hdwallpapersdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Fiat-71.jpg

The first time I saw one in Europe I almost threw up on the spot.

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Winner winner chicken dinner

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:09:03 AM EDT

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My first car:

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/DriftPunch/media/citation.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DriftPunch/citation.jpg</a>

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The Frankenstein of Detroit

and

Motor Trends Car of the Year for 1980

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:10:20 AM EDT

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My first car:

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/DriftPunch/media/citation.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DriftPunch/citation.jpg</a>

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Was it a total piece of shit? I was starting to mechanic about that time. I worked on a lot of those that were totally screwed up.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:11:24 AM EDT

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I'd rock that. Looks cool.

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+1. OP is a tard

THIS is ugly:

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:11:28 AM EDT

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I keep lookin' that the front end of that '59 Scimitar and I keep thinking "Angry Birds... Angry Birds..."

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:11:31 AM EDT

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ETA: Citroens are a special kind of ugly too.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/02/citroen-ds.jpg

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Definitely the consensus ugliest car ever.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:11:52 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/5/2013 11:12:05 AM EDT

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Not gonna lie, I would drive the wagon

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:12:54 AM EDT

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+1. OP is a tard

THIS is ugly:
http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/800/draft_lens19448363module158929752photo_13361541560_aa_z.jpg

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I'd rock that. Looks cool.

+1. OP is a tard

THIS is ugly:
http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/800/draft_lens19448363module158929752photo_13361541560_aa_z.jpg

Oh c'mon

A buff here and there and new coat of paint will make that beautiful

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:15:32 AM EDT

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Would drive.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:17:27 AM EDT

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Oh I thought you were talking about this abomination. This is one of those cars that I see on the road where I can't help but think, out of all of the other cars on the dealer lot, the driver chose that one to fork over thousands of dollars for.

http://www.briggsnissan.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Nissan-Offers-Some-New-Features-for-2013-Nissan-Cube.jpg

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Winner. Or loser. Whatever, but those things are SO ugly. Way worse than the Aztek.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:21:49 AM EDT

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Not even close.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:24:26 AM EDT

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Yes! Even Nissan can have a brain fart. What were they thinking with this ugly turdpile?

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:24:52 AM EDT

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A Bentley that rides the short bus.....

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2011/01/lead1a-2011-bentley-mulsanne-review.jpg

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A Bentley that IS the short bus...

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:26:22 AM EDT

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That's actually pretty sexy.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:26:33 AM EDT

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FPNI

I'd drive that... not even close to the ugliest I've seen, let alone ever made.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:26:46 AM EDT

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I see you that and raise you this:

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:28:50 AM EDT

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Your post isn't complete without :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8

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Yes, that is ugly but these are ugly too.

Isetta
http://www.thanxgibbing.de/thanxhp/auto/image/bmw_izetta_1.jpg

Peel P-50
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4532540299936798&pid=1.7

Dumb car
http://moblog.net/media/k/o/s/kostika/i-hate-smart-cars.jpg

And not all of them were made in Europe.
http://data.motor-talk.de/data/galleries/0/123/6937/6822600/amc-pacer-29387.jpg

Your post isn't complete without :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:33:49 AM EDT

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Car in the OP looks pretty cool. Unlike the AMC Pacer

ETA beat twice!

Someone else already got the SmartKar as well.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:34:38 AM EDT

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My first car:

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/DriftPunch/media/citation.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DriftPunch/citation.jpg</a>

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Room for five, front wheel drive--its the new chevy of the 80s.
RWD stands for rong wheel drive when it comes to the citation--its one of the few cars that can drive only on the front wheels if it has a boat trailer attached.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PvBZIFa-aQ

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:34:44 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/5/2013 11:36:47 AM EDT

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aztec is still the worst..

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End of discussion.

Posted: 9/5/2013 11:37:16 AM EDT

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The Pontiac Aztec easily has that beat, and I'm sure there's something uglier than that.

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The Asstec looks like the concept for the car was broken up into components (roof, front end, doors, etc) and each component was designed by a separate committee with no communication between them.... then slapped together by lobotomized chimps.