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Surprised Clark?
If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now Eddie. |
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"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"
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Just watched that last night with the fiancee and her family. Annual Christmas tradition
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Clark: "Tis the season to be merry" Hottie at the counter: "That's funny, my name's Merry" Clark: "No shit" It's a bit nipply out. Did I say nipple? "Can I take something out for you?" |
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View Quote my holiday line up Planes trains and automobiles Christmas vacation Its a wonderful life. |
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Fun fact:
The Griswolds' neighbor's house is the same house Murtaugh and his family lived in all the "Lethal Weapon" movies. |
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Love it when their cunty tragically hip DINK neighbors get their comeuppance
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Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
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One of my all time favorite movies. My boys and I watch it every year.
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Clark: "Tis the season to be merry" Hottie at the counter: "That's funny, my name's Merry" Clark: "No shit" It's a bit nipply out. Did I say nipple? "Can I take something out for you?" <wheezy> |
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Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic. View Quote Do you think it matters Eddie? |
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Can I refill your egg nog for you?...get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead ?
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Yep. It's time to start getting Christmas movies lined up. Anyone want to start a 2014 Christmas movie thread? Gremlins Add: A Christmas Story The Man Who Saved Christmas Lethal Weapon bad santa The Ref |
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"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah"
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Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
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This is a full blown, four alarm Holiday emergency here. We're going to press on and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin' Kay!
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Pretty sure National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is best National Lampoon's Vacation.
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One of the funniest fucking movies ever. We watch it ever year at Christmas and if its on TV.
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IMO, this is the most underappreciated scene from the movie!! It cracks me up every time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I lose it at that scene every time! http://media.giphy.com/media/ZMuOP6Radhd6g/giphy.gif IMO, this is the most underappreciated scene from the movie!! It cracks me up every time. The cat scene was pretty good....and the squirrel wasn't bad either..... |
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"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
"Fixed the Newl post!" "That tree wouldn't fit in our yard!" |
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"You gotta lotta nerve talking to me that way, Griswold."
"I wasn't talking to you..." |
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There are really funny parts to that movie but the end where everyone screams at each other for 10 minutes really sucks. A decent ending wouldhave made it much better.
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I watched this movie solely as a result of the recommendations from this thread.
I was VERY disappointed. I thought it sucked. |
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