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Posted: 3/3/2023 9:59:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So yesterday we had a team meeting with everyone in our IT department. CTO wanted to talk about the 3 day off-site meeting that upper management and the c-suite people had. One of the things discussed was the company tag line. So in the teams call chat, people started making joke comments of what it should be. Some of it was how we actually are actually a Texas aerospace company. Not one who moved here. So the manager over the dev guys says "we start our engines with Tannerite!"  Some of the others were things like "we're like SpaceX... But better." Or that our logo should be a cowboy riding a rocket."We light our rockets like we light our farts" "Blame Flamers Club"
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Posted: 3/3/2023 9:59:55 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  But.... TGIF  |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 9:59:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cocaine. Does coke make your eyes dilate? The Internet says yes. Crack yes. Coke.. depends on how much, and how it was ingested. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:00:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Don't make the Hunchback chase you...
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:00:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So yesterday we had a team meeting with everyone in our IT department. CTO wanted to talk about the 3 day off-site meeting that upper management and the c-suite people had. One of the things discussed was the company tag line. So in the teams call chat, people started making joke comments of what it should be. Some of it was how we actually are actually a Texas aerospace company. Not one who moved here. So the manager over the dev guys says "we start our engines with Tannerite!" Some of the others were things like "we're like SpaceX... But better." Or that our logo should be a cowboy riding a rocket.Those are always fun (for certain definitions of fun.) Let's get a bunch of engineers and IT geeks to do the work the fucking Marketing and BD idiots are being paid to do. I suffered through one of those once where a suggested company tag line was "Them boys ain't right." |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:01:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm stuck working.. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/272747181_5442638829086138_5078216013233-2732883.JPG Bring honor to your house and have one in my name. Having a pronunciation guide is so smart. I can't tell men from women's names let alone how to say them. Akouko Johnson and Ababbi Smith. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:01:21 PM EDT
[#7]
A tipped over Harley in the road? Where's the DUI that goes with it?
Kharn |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:01:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:01:47 PM EDT
[#9]
He dropped it?
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:01:49 PM EDT
[#10]
Volusia opens with a sleepy Harley.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:01:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Florida man ftw
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:01:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Those are always fun (for certain definitions of fun.) Let's get a bunch of engineers and IT geeks to do the work the fucking Marketing and BD idiots are being paid to do. I suffered through one of those once where a suggested company tag line was "Them boys ain't right." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So yesterday we had a team meeting with everyone in our IT department. CTO wanted to talk about the 3 day off-site meeting that upper management and the c-suite people had. One of the things discussed was the company tag line. So in the teams call chat, people started making joke comments of what it should be. Some of it was how we actually are actually a Texas aerospace company. Not one who moved here. So the manager over the dev guys says "we start our engines with Tannerite!" Some of the others were things like "we're like SpaceX... But better." Or that our logo should be a cowboy riding a rocket.Those are always fun (for certain definitions of fun.) Let's get a bunch of engineers and IT geeks to do the work the fucking Marketing and BD idiots are being paid to do. I suffered through one of those once where a suggested company tag line was "Them boys ain't right." The one we were using got snagged by someone else... |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:02:43 PM EDT
[#13]
She is naked under that robe
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:02:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Some of you are 30-45 second or more ahead of the feed on Philo and Peacock....
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:02:54 PM EDT
[#15]
If he gets cuffed for a DUI I will be surprised...
He has to talk himself into cuffs. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:03:01 PM EDT
[#16]
She's a big girl?
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:03:15 PM EDT
[#17]
"You think drinkin' has anything to do with you droppin' your bike?"
BAM!  Kharn |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:03:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Oh she ain't gonna be much help lifting that bike.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:03:45 PM EDT
[#19]
Let’s not be a smart ass?
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:03:46 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She is naked under that robe I'm naked under my cloths.. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:03:57 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She is naked under that robe Aren't we all. 
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:04:09 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Crack yes. Coke.. depends on how much, and how it was ingested. HD video on a big screen you can read the eye on some scenes. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:04:18 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh she ain't gonna be much help lifting that bike.  |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:04:27 PM EDT
[#24]
Good cop.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:04:31 PM EDT
[#25]
Ever see a grown man nakid
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:04:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:05:23 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm naked under my cloths.. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She is naked under that robe I'm naked under my cloths.. 
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:05:34 PM EDT
[#28]
-So many loud pipes nobody will die.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:05:40 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh she ain't gonna be much help lifting that bike. I was behind a 90# girl at a stoplight once, she couldn't reach the ground when stopped. The bike overweighed her and it went over. I jumped out to help right her softail, and she yelled at me. I watched her pick that 600# bike and jump on and ride it away. Needless to say I was taken aback. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:05:46 PM EDT
[#30]
Peacock!
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:05:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:05:48 PM EDT
[#32]
Dan loves to say "cock"
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:06:06 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: On the upside my week ended being involved with this. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/390973/p-9517627-074ccd7b75-b_55_660x440_201404-2732891.jpg I've been to Jersey! |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:06:22 PM EDT
[#34]
Hmmm Peacock $8/month... Philo $28/month ... what am I missing?
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:06:56 PM EDT
[#35]
Burn it in place?
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:06:59 PM EDT
[#36]
 What a bitch.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:07:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've been to Jersey! |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:07:06 PM EDT
[#38]
Why do you have a bike you cannot pick up?
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:07:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was behind a 90# girl at a stoplight once, she couldn't reach the ground when stopped. The bike overweighed her and it went over. I jumped out to help right her softail, and she yelled at me. I watched her pick that 600# bike and jump on and ride it away. Needless to say I was taken aback. My wife is 94 pounds and she carries her own weight. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:07:11 PM EDT
[#40]
When assholes collide
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:07:24 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm naked under my cloths.. Excuse me, sir, you dropped your "e".  |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:07:24 PM EDT
[#42]
This dude is weak and dishonorable
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:07:29 PM EDT
[#43]
Those two cops ought to help him.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:07:39 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hmmm Peacock $8/month... Philo $28/month ... what am I missing? Hallmark Channels? Because I have Philo because Hallmark, and to keep domestic peace for cancelling cable. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:08:03 PM EDT
[#45]
He needs better friends
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:08:13 PM EDT
[#46]
Scratch that.
Burn him in place. Save the bike. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:08:24 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Those |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:08:24 PM EDT
[#48]
Grown-ass man can't pick-up his own bike?
Florida man is pitiful.... |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:08:25 PM EDT
[#49]
You gain nothing by continuing to talk to these officers.
Shut up. Go inside |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 10:08:41 PM EDT
[#50]
LMFAO at the chyron.
Sounds like he needs some Boner Bears. |
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