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Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:37:39 AM EDT
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Queers and steers? And hunting deer at feeders? Next you'll be telling me peckers are bigger there too.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:37:57 AM EDT
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The lack of public land to shoot, ride and hunt on sounds like kind of a bummer.
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That avatar is dubbleplusgood now...a penguin with a beehive hairdo!


Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:38:11 AM EDT
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Texas has one irredeemable thing that negates all of it's positives....it's full of Texans that are full of themselves....
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:39:21 AM EDT
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Id live in TN if I didn't live in Texas. Your BBQ sucks though.
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Your BBQ sucks fam.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:39:32 AM EDT
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I can drive 10 minutes and shoot/hunt on 1000s of acres of public land. I like Texas, but the lack of places you can disappear on for the day, without any fees, makes it unlivable for me.
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I like to visit Texas,  but this guy is right.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:39:45 AM EDT
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Says the Texan with purple hair and nose ring.
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Don't forget the dildos

Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:40:51 AM EDT
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I was born in Texas lived there until I was 29.  Family has lived in the same area of a Texas since 1865.  While it was a great state, there’s to many loony toons living there from other states trying to make it a democratic shit palace. I will hopefully spend my days north of the red river and die in Indian territory of old age if the pot needles don’t get me.
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Carpet Baggers?

Okay, I am sorry, that was an unacceptable low blow.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:40:51 AM EDT
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Successfully secede and I will agree.

But then on a technicality have to immediately retract it.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:42:03 AM EDT
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Other states have it way better in terms of natural beauty or abundance. NorCal to Western Washington is the most beautiful area in the US (and maybe in the world outside the tropics).

Texas is the best state purely due to the near nationalistic culture most Texans have. It's actually really hard place to live historically. You had to have a lot of grit living here with a harsh climate and before the Comanche were eventually put down. It was the last portion of the frontier to be settled.

I think that's really cool and I am happy to be here.


Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:43:28 AM EDT
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So I'm going to be honest. I've been around the country many  times. There's no state better than Texas.( except Montana)

We're bigger. Except Alaska but no one lives there.(While we are number four in size two of the three states bigger than us, Calf and Tx they are very similar and there is nothing  worthy of being called superior about them as is evident by all the people leaving them for Montana)

We invented and perfected Tex-Mex.(We did not steal any thing from a another country and call it ours)

We're more ecologically diverse than you.

We have Whataburger.( a good hamburger is standard just about anywhere here)

We launch Rockets.(We try not to launch our rockets, {Minuteman}.

Dr Pepper.

Our BBQ is superior Brisket> Pulled Pork.

Cost of living.(Our cost of living is lower than yours)

No state income tax.( I'll give you that one)

We were our own country once.(So what?)

I could go on.(Most Texans usually do)

Wherever you're from. It doesn't matter. I don't even care why you disagree. We literally don't think about your state.(yep a self centered guy, must be from Texas.)

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I also notice you folks have problems handling a little cold weather.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:44:03 AM EDT
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Texas is the home of Arfcom.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:45:10 AM EDT
[#12]
As shitty as WA is now, we had open carry and could buy shockwaves long before Texas could.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:45:12 AM EDT
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So I'm going to be honest. I've been around the country many  times. There's no state better than Texas.

We're bigger. Except Alaska but no one lives there.

who cares?

We invented and perfected Tex-Mex.

A knockoff of Mexican food?

We're more ecologically diverse than you.

Maybe it's nice out west, but it's ugly as shit here.

We have Whataburger.

Big deal

We launch Rockets.

True, but we aren't the only ones

Dr Pepper.

Gross.

Our BBQ is superior Brisket> Pulled Pork.

That's true.

Cost of living.



No state income tax.

True, but the real best state doesn't either.

We were our own country once.

Thank Tennessee that you aren't a Mexican

I could go on.

Wherever you're from. It doesn't matter. I don't even care why you disagree. We literally don't think about your state.

Cool.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:45:52 AM EDT
[#14]
Texas is the best. My native home!
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:48:22 AM EDT
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We're bigger. Except Alaska but no one lives there.

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Texas is quite a bit bigger than Alaska. Most of Alaska is Fedboi land that can't be owned by the citizens of the state.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:49:00 AM EDT
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ok boomer
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:53:29 AM EDT
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TallLankey Texan, me love Governor Abbott.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:53:45 AM EDT
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Not a boomer.  Not really proud to be a millennial though either
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:53:48 AM EDT
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Snowflakes make Texans run. Tough folks above 60 degrees tho.
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I was in Seattle during a “hot” spell once. It was  almost 100 degrees
People died.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 12:59:49 AM EDT
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I was in Seattle during a “hot” spell once. It was  almost 100 degrees
People died.
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People die in TX from heat and cold. It happens most places.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:00:53 AM EDT
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I find your statement highly suspect, considering you currently reside in a state that elected a semi functioning retard.
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Get back to me in 10 or 12 years when some "Latinx womyn" or "Beto" is your governor.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:03:20 AM EDT
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No mountains
Little public land

Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:03:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:04:03 AM EDT
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Curious, if you happen to be traveling and the rare combination of Vegan, Crossfit obsessed, and from Texas, how do you choose what to bring up in the first .001 of the conversation?



Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:04:40 AM EDT
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Abortion.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:05:22 AM EDT
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DoN't meSs wITh texaS. Unless your feds raiding and killing a compound. Or illegals walking across a river whenever they get the notion. Or you're from California.

Plus you have Austin. And Crenshaw
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:05:40 AM EDT
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Texas, where men are men and the sheep are afraid.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:07:00 AM EDT
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Depends. Are you traveling in a Tesla?
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:07:46 AM EDT
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I find your statement highly suspect, considering you currently reside in a state that elected a semi functioning retard.
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I lived in Texas for a good chunk of my life.  I loved the idea of Texas.  The problem is, the reality of Texas is that it is California, Junior.  It is the shi**iest place I have ever lived.


I find your statement highly suspect, considering you currently reside in a state that elected a semi functioning retard.


Laughs in Shelia Jackson Lee and Dan Crenshaw
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:08:22 AM EDT
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I’ve lived in TX, know many people there. Like it.

But…
It’s a sliding scale. As a gun owner, KS, AZ and maybe some others are much better.

That, and I feel like State and local gov’t are getting way more intrusive there. Too many lib staters? Don’t know.

Also, for the record, your BBQ is good. The best? Come on man, there are other spices than salt and pepper…
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:08:45 AM EDT
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remeber when Oklahoma and texas went to "war" over a bridge in 1931?? yea... Oklahoma won.  
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:08:51 AM EDT
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At least half of y’all show appreciation to Tennessee.

We answered the call, there is no Texas without Tennessee.

Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:20:00 AM EDT
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It gets a little cooler in the 26 counties of the panhandle in winter.  
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:21:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:22:56 AM EDT
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Some parts of west Texas are alright.

East Texas is the east, and no one likes the east or easterners.

West is best.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:23:22 AM EDT
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People die in TX from heat and cold. It happens most places.
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Don’t talk to plains people about weather.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:28:51 AM EDT
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Montana gotcha beat, yo
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:30:00 AM EDT
[#38]
OP is correct. Texas is the best and my state sucks. Everybody should move to Texas.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:33:27 AM EDT
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You spelled Shiner Bock wrong
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Lonestar Beer.

You spelled Shiner Bock wrong
No, he spelled Piss wrong, and you spelled Mediocre Beer wrong.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:37:03 AM EDT
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Brownell's is headquartered in Iowa.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:37:17 AM EDT
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So I'm going to be honest. I've been around the country many  times. There's no state better than Texas.

We're bigger. Except Alaska but no one lives there.

      Much like Alaska, most of TX is uninhabitable wasteland, but Alaska is pretty.

We invented and perfected Tex-Mex.

      OK?

We're more ecologically diverse than you.

      Wastelands are like that sometimes

We have Whataburger.

     Whatacrap. I don't understand obsession with burger joints, they all suck ass.

We launch Rockets.

     Florida is better at it.

Dr Pepper.

     Canned locally or regionally; was it invented in Texas or something?

Our BBQ is superior Brisket> Pulled Pork.

     I've eaten "great BBQ" all the fuck over this nation, hands-down the best is found in Missouri and Kansas.
     Everything else is school cafeteria slop.

Cost of living.

     Bet it's cheaper to live in Resume Speed, Iowa than it is in Dallas

No state income tax.

     Florida

We were our own country once.

      Once is not really anything to brag about.

I could go on.

      Don't

Wherever you're from. It doesn't matter. I don't even care why you disagree. We literally don't think about your state.




J/K, love where you live and you'll love your life.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:38:39 AM EDT
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Ok, I wont. But people die there too from heat and cold.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:45:49 AM EDT
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I'm in San Antonio right this minute. Let me tell you a story:

-Your parking garages don't even fit a full size truck
-Nobody uses their turn signals
-Taxi drivers think they are still in Mogadishu
-Road construction sucks. It sucks to the 10th degree in Texas
-Every single person we ran across was friendly as hell. Very impressive.
-Tattoo artists are better than what we have in Alaska
-Everyone in Texas that we had any real conversation with wants to come to Alaska. I'm thinking that doesn't reciprocate.
-We went to some restaurant that has dudes running around with big skewers full of all kinds of meat, ready to carve some onto your plate at a seconds notice.
-Drink service is slow as fuck
-Hail here in TX is big as fuck and hurts on fresh ink
-It's easier to find a badass truck in TX than in AK
-You'll see fags making out in the airport in TX right away. Never seen that in AK.
-People in TX give zero fucks about the posted speed limits.
-I lived in the Twin Cities area for many years, that is NOTHING compared to the madness at least between Houston and San Antonio.

I have zero ragrets about coming here. I was able to see my enlisted daughter for a couple dinners before she goes to Okinawa. Happy about that. I gained a new to me truck, and what I feel will be an amazing road trip with my queen back to Seattle starting in the wee hours tomorrow morning. However, I will never come back.

Forgot to mention. The dang Louisiana crayfish cooker we found at Buckeeys looks amazing! Wish I could safely bring one home for our crab boils but I know some shit heel would steal it out of the new truck.

ETA. You literally do care about my state or you wouldn't have mentioned it.

Nobody lives in Alaska.....especially Texans because they would bitch out.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:45:50 AM EDT
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Tex-Mex is shit.

Who the fuck puts Cheez Whiz on a burrito?

Rest of the list is agreeable.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:50:43 AM EDT
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Been to Texas, I was eager to leave., No public land at all.  No mountains, did I mention no public lands.

Yep, Alaska is not only bigger but better in every way.  But hey, yiu stay there, we don’t need anymore people here.

Thanks
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Texas was also blue too. Home of LBJ.

A lot of Californians moving there.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 1:51:38 AM EDT
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Snip - We're more ecologically diverse than you.


Do you have 7 National forest,
208 major rivers  steelhead, 5 kinds of salmon  2 species and 4 subspecies deer free range elk herds and Bears and lions all over the state?

Link Posted: 3/3/2023 2:20:12 AM EDT
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Laughs in Shelia Jackson Lee and Dan Crenshaw
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I lived in Texas for a good chunk of my life.  I loved the idea of Texas.  The problem is, the reality of Texas is that it is California, Junior.  It is the shi**iest place I have ever lived.


I find your statement highly suspect, considering you currently reside in a state that elected a semi functioning retard.


Laughs in Shelia Jackson Lee and Dan Crenshaw

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Link Posted: 3/3/2023 2:25:46 AM EDT
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That's your list?

That's all you think you have?

Subjective at best.

Perhaps if you'd learn to make proper chili, you'd be able to see why you're so totally wrong.
Link Posted: 3/3/2023 2:26:17 AM EDT
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