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Posted: 5/17/2022 8:26:28 PM EDT

Last Tuesday I laparoscopic gall bladder removal with peripheral nerve block. Until today I
thought things were going normal until I noticed clearish odorless fluid draining from 2 of the lower incision.

Then I went to pee this evening and found my pecker has swollen up with fluid!!

Yeah I called the docs office. He didn’t think it was from the surgery he says to call my urologist.

So I’m waiting on the call now from the uro. What says ArfDocs?

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:33:13 PM EDT

[#1]

Bonafide case of Dickfer!!! Maybe a small hole in your perineum, leaking thru into the corpora cavernosa? Never heard of this one.

Dibs on guns and ammo.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:34:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Wife will be requesting more surgeries.

Get well bud.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:35:08 PM EDT

[#3]

Is OP pissing (2) streams?...

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:35:39 PM EDT

[#4]

Put your gigantic swollen dick on the table and squeeze the fluid out with your wife's boyfriend's rolling pin.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:36:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Pictures would help...

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:36:37 PM EDT

[#6]

Is your scrotum swollen too? Normal skin color or purple, like it is filled with blood?

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:37:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Pic of swollen pecker?

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:38:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/17/2022 8:38:50 PM EDT

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Fuck waiting on a call back, I'd go to the ER post haste.

ETA: go to ER, at registration desk, slap your dick on the table and say "it's never been this small before, something is very wrong!"

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:39:32 PM EDT

[#10]

I say you're gonna die. Bye!

I am not a doctor, but I have stayed at a holiday inn.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:39:53 PM EDT

[#11]

You've gotta drain it. If it pops on it's own, you could lose it.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:40:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/17/2022 8:40:32 PM EDT

[#13]

Was your son stung by a bee on a camping trip? Could it have also stung your schlong?

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:40:37 PM EDT

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This

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:40:44 PM EDT

[#15]

If my dick was swollen I would head to the ER.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:41:24 PM EDT

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All of this, especially the pecker on the desk. Sometimes hospital bureaucracy can be overwhelming but it stands no chance against a properly wielded desk pecker.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:41:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/17/2022 8:41:45 PM EDT

[#18]

Pics?!?

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:42:01 PM EDT

[#19]

Have you tried masturbating to see if the swelling goes down?

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:43:21 PM EDT

[#20]

If you have had a procedure in the last week, I would be highly suspicious that whatever problem you have is directly related.

If there is anything wrong with my dick I’m going directly to the emergency room.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:45:54 PM EDT

[#21]

In. Go to the ER now.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:47:01 PM EDT

[#22]

7:45pm and you’re waiting on a callback from a urologist? Okay.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:47:31 PM EDT

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Stop it.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:48:43 PM EDT

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Last Tuesday I laparoscopic gall bladder removal with peripheral nerve block. Until today I
thought things were going normal until I noticed clearish odorless fluid draining from 2 of the lower incision.

Then I went to pee this evening and found my pecker has swollen up with fluid!!

Yeah I called the docs office. He didn't think it was from the surgery he says to call my urologist.

So I'm waiting on the call now from the uro. What says ArfDocs?

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Man that's awful, what a BS response from your doctor.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:49:36 PM EDT

[#25]

>Got pain meds and Viagra confused.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:50:42 PM EDT

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Last Tuesday I laparoscopic gall bladder removal with peripheral nerve block. Until today I
thought things were going normal until I noticed clearish odorless fluid draining from 2 of the lower incision.

Then I went to pee this evening and found my pecker has swollen up with fluid!!

Yeah I called the docs office. He didn’t think it was from the surgery he says to call my urologist.

So I’m waiting on the call now from the uro. What says ArfDocs?

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I'd be in urgent care right now if that were me.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:51:19 PM EDT

[#27]

Nicked your bladder? (Not the gall one)?

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:51:52 PM EDT

[#28]

In and Out before pics!

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:53:37 PM EDT

[#29]

At least take pictures so you can post on your Tinder account.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:54:01 PM EDT

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You probably can't be seen under the swollen member anyway.

OP, I hope you're trolling.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:55:19 PM EDT

[#31]

Has it lasted more than 4 hours?

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:56:28 PM EDT

[#32]

OP was brave enough.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:57:16 PM EDT

[#33]

PROOF PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS

SCIENS WAS WRONG

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:58:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/17/2022 8:58:35 PM EDT

[#35]

I'd head to ER and demand a inspection.

Posted: 5/17/2022 8:59:24 PM EDT

[#36]

You need a new doctor

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:00:00 PM EDT

[#37]

Furiously buggering a goose whilst simultaneously slamming it's neck in a drawer is your only chance for survival!

Make sure you post the vid.

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:00:40 PM EDT

[#38]

Slam it in the truck door.

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:00:46 PM EDT

[#39]

Call your friends and brag about it.

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:02:05 PM EDT

[#40]

That would be more than a bit concerning to me.

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:02:05 PM EDT

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When I call a doctor's office the first thing I get is a preliminary recording that says, "If this is an emergency go to the Emergency Room."

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:02:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/17/2022 9:03:30 PM EDT

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You are becoming a man, my son.

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:05:13 PM EDT

[#44]

Serious answer:

Insoflation and laparoscopic surgery do not end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions.

ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never ~~denying~~ admitting mistakes or accidents.

Nobody will stand up for you but you

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Posted: 5/17/2022 9:06:52 PM EDT

[#45]

Lap chole & “peripheral nerve block?”

What peripheral nerve? Pudendal?

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:07:01 PM EDT

[#46]

Why did ou have a peripheral nerve block for a laparoscopic gallbladder surgery?

Posted: 5/17/2022 9:08:43 PM EDT

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Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions.

ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never denying mistakes or accidents.

Nobody will stand up for you but you

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Are you having a stroke?