Tonight was one for the record books. At about 6:00, I was sitting in my townhouse watching the Alaska State Troopers marathon on Nat Geo, when I heard a knock at my door. So I head over, look through the peep hole, and see some energy company guy standing there, for the second time in a month. I open the door, and he starts his spiel about how I can save all kinds of money, which I politely decline. He keeps going. I decline again. He keeps going. I begin to shut the door, and he says (with a 'tude) "Well I guess you can just go ahead not saving money." I replied, "Okay man, good luck." Again with the same attitude, he replies "Whatever, I don't need luck." I didn't respond, but I did chuckle. As he gets to the bottom of the stairs, he starts attempting to mock the chuckle, with a really loud "HARDARHARDARHARDAR." This kinda pissed me off. So, I call my friend across the way, to warn her not to answer their door, and she tells me how she already dealt with the guy earlier, and he had been incredibly rude to her. I decide that whoever employs this catfish needs to know who they have working in the field for them. This is where it gets good.

I look outside, and see him entering the building across the parking lot. I head over, and go in. I said, "Hey buddy, I didn't get your name and company." I don't think he recognized me at first, because he gave me the company name. It dawned on him right when he had just finished showing me his name tag. I start walking away, and he says, "go ahead, it's not going to do you any fucking good, I own the company." I kept walking, and replied that we would see. I get about a quarter of the way across the lot back toward my place, when I hear "Yeah Bitch, run your fucking mouth and then walk away." I stopped, turned around, and said "Man you're something else." He starts walking toward me, and starts the whole "what motherfucker you don't want to do anything now?" I said something about him fucking off, and he kept closing on me. I took a semi-defensive posture, and waited to see what he would do. He kept going on and on, motherfucking me up and down. I was slowly backing away, maintaining sight of his hands. He stopped about five feet away from me, still motherfucking me. I told him that I was going to call the cops, and he called my bluff, saying that he had a permit or whatever to be there.

In a weird turn of events, he starts telling me how much money he makes, which made me chuckle again. He then proceeds to tell me how much money he's been saving everyone, and that if I wanted to "do something" he had witnesses that would finger me as the aggressor. Okay, guy. Then out of the car beside him, comes his partner, a chick of about 20 or so. A hottie, I might add. I asked her if this was how her employer expects employees to act. He goes on, saying that if I'm going to talk shit I better be willing to deal with it. I look at her, and she asks, "well, were you talking shit?" I L O fucking L at that one, and start  moseying on back across the lot, to the tune of, "Yeah you fucking pussy piece of shit, motherfucker, etc. "


I get back inside, and see him pull away in his white 1995 Toyota Camry LOL. I start researching this guy and his company online, and find that the PA AG is taking (took?) action against his company.

The company:



The guy:


His exact dress tonight:



I know it was the right thing, but man is it hard to take that kind of shit from a little 140 pound spraggot. I'm going to call the company, but I don't know what good it will do. I highly doubt that a shady company will care what their shady people do. Anyways, there you have it.

I posted this on my home state's forum, so that everyone would know (not that they didn't already) to avoid these clowns. Figured I would do the same for any Pennsylvanians here, as well.

You opened the door?? Why?

Agreed, that was mistake number one.

Pics of hottie coworker?

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Didn't get any. She was VERY cute though.

Sometimes I open the door....

But seeing a angry redneck with a suppressed G3 or MP5 open the door tends to cause people to reconsider their choice of a career in door to door solicitation.

There was blading at 45 today, yes?

You handled that better than I would have.

This is why you always answer the door with a belt fed

I'm just posting to say I actually read all that.

I'd give it maybe 40-44 degrees. I didn't go full 45.

Is taking "a semi-defensive posture" anything like blading at 45 degrees?

Same here

LO fucking L

ETA: no red laser on fuck boy's chest

Fail But CSB

I'm thinking it's more of a cant, than a full on blade. 

Ginger or Mary Anne cute?

Shoulda kicked his ass and taken his girl.
Welcome to Trumps America motherfucker.
(Thats what you say as you are standing over him,pissing in his face.)

I find it kind of odd that assuming you know who your local utility companies are that you'd open the door or open the door without a weapon. But since it went down the way you said it did, I'd have had to made the comment to the hottie that she certainly didn't look like a lesbian. Been hard to not bitch slap the bitch (dude).

Can you ms paint a defensive posture?

Lol I guess it's time to go make Facebook troll accounts and terrorize him.

I had a weapon, from start to finish. I agree though, I should have just ignored the knock.

Well, were you talking shit?

Just kidding OP. I can imagine what that must have been like, sometimes our mind is telling us to walk the fuck away when our balls are telling us to man up. Hope that asshole gets his just desserts.

I hate solicitors but I did have one funny encounter a few years ago.  I'm watching TV with my wife and her friend and someone knocks on the door.  I look out the peep hole and see a cute looking lady holding some papers.  I open the door and she starts talking before I can even say hello.  She's selling news paper subscriptions and hands me a free newspaper while being all flirty and shit.  I'm looking at her silently smiling and nodding then without breaking eye contact I point to the "no solicitors" sign clearly stuck at eye level on my door.  She looks over to what I'm pointing at and gets super fucking embarrassed and I handed her the paper back and go sit back down on the couch.  As soon as my wife asked what's up the paper lady walk down the sidewalk in front of the bay window of our living room and shoots some serious eye daggers at me.  My wife and her friend laughed pretty hard about that.

Sucks about your story though.

It's 22.5°.

He is lucky, were I live, you knock on a door as 6 in the evening, most of us answer with a drawn pistol in our hands, you never know who is fucking around when you live in the sticks and if we go visiting, we always call before we go.

Semi-defensive.

Those guys come around here from time to time. Annoying as hell.

I have a house in Youngstown if you'd like to rent it while you formulate your revenge?

Or a danger noodle.

This.

I look forward to him knocking on my door...even look more forward to posting about it.

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Pretty much the way it is in my little rural world. Everyone who knows me here knows not to come rolling up unless it's a certified, boni fide, cross-eyed emergency.

Perhaps ya'll should erect/post some No Soliciting signs.

FIFY

Any company that still relies on door to door solicitation is doing it all wrong in today's electronic society.

Walk outside and close the door. "Lady, lady, I'm damn glad to see ya'". "You gotta rubber on ya"? "My ol' lady brought a hot looking friend over and I'm fresh out of condoms". "Help me, please!"

I read that, and I want my minute back.

Do you have a newsletter? 

Ed

Avoidance not escalation...

Yeah, it's at this point in the story that I stopped reading and then raced through the thread for pics.

So much disappoint.  No pics of hottie, no blading AAR, etc.

I caught one talking to one of my tenants and heard him say "I'm from the power company"

That passed me off right away because I could tell my tenant (a single older woman) thought he was actually from PP&L

I walked right up and said "just so you know he doesn't work for PP&L he just wants you to think he does"

The look on his face was priceless

1. Make distance.

Get a restraining order/order of protection against him.

That's "Doctorate in the Interwebz" worthy shit

OP, were you armed? Or just planned on jacking him off?

I was. VBOB IWB at 4:00.

lol while I appreciate that, it's not my goal. If anything, the company needs to know.