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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:03:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OH MY GOD Tomorrow is 13 weeks. I might beat you. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:03:45 PM EDT
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But I won’t beat you off.
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:04:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:04:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryI’m peeing out my bungholio |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:04:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: *Stupid landscaping joke dot meme* Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus *Stupid landscaping joke dot meme* Thanks for doing the needful, buddy. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:05:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But I won’t beat you off. If you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then beat him off, will you even know whose penis is in your hand? |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:05:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus It would be nice to have someone take care of the yard |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:05:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m peeing out my bungholio I hope you got a padded toilet seat. Or a life alert for when your legs quit working. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:07:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope you got a padded toilet seat. Or a life alert for when your legs quit working. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’m peeing out my bungholio I hope you got a padded toilet seat. Or a life alert for when your legs quit working. At his age, he probably already has life alert. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:07:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryShe wants your soul. Because she doesn't have one. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:08:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tomorrow is 13 weeks.  I might beat you.Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: OH MY GOD Tomorrow is 13 weeks. I might beat you.Tomorrow is 52 weeks for me |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:08:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:08:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then beat him off, will you even know whose penis is in your hand? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: But I won’t beat you off. If you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then beat him off, will you even know whose penis is in your hand? 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:09:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope you got a padded toilet seat. Or a life alert for when your legs quit working. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’m peeing out my bungholio I hope you got a padded toilet seat. Or a life alert for when your legs quit working. This is going to be a long night Have to wake up around 3:30 and drink more of this shit |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:09:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: At his age, he probably already has life alert. I bet he's just laying on his stomach, naked in the backyard, and yelling "POOCANO" every time his guts rumble. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:09:40 PM EDT
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imagine
a new batman movie, but its elon musk instead of bruce wayne then immidietly just gets blasted by a crackhead with a High Point Firearms |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:10:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is going to be a long night Have to wake up around 3:30 and drink more of this shit Wake up. That's funny. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:10:41 PM EDT
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That is a thing I'm not looking forward to. Lots of history of cancer in my family there too, it's a must do.
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:12:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:13:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is a thing I'm not looking forward to. Lots of history of cancer in my family there too, it's a must do. My time to deal with that gets closer all the time. For now, I'll just make fun of AJ and pretend like I'll never be in the yard making poocanoes and waiting for my turn with the rusty butt camera. When it is my turn, I'm sure as shit not telling y'all. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:13:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet he's just laying on his stomach, naked in the backyard, and yelling "POOCANO" every time his guts rumble. 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:13:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm a big fan of everyone around me knowing how to do proper CPR  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Today was long and dumb Yesterday was a 16hr shift. Today I had a meeting and got to do CPR on a neighbor while going to mow at the old house.  He had ROSC when EMS loaded him up, hopefully he has some quality of life afterwards.  Then I mowed, trimmed, cleaned up the yard, tore out a floor for carpet install tomorrow, and moved some lumber, cinder blocks, and weights to the new house, and now I'm hanging out with my grumpy baby. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/177960/Screenshot_20220523-175148_png-2394692.JPG Well done on properly performed CPR. I'm a big fan of everyone around me knowing how to do proper CPR It can be really difficult to keep going past that 2 minute mark. Better to have people who can trade out. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:14:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:14:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OH MY GOD And there it blows! |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:16:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet he's just laying on his stomach, naked in the backyard, and yelling "POOCANO" every time his guts rumble. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: At his age, he probably already has life alert. I bet he's just laying on his stomach, naked in the backyard, and yelling "POOCANO" every time his guts rumble. 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:17:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is a thing I'm not looking forward to. Lots of history of cancer in my family there too, it's a must do. 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:18:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I bet he's just laying on his stomach, naked in the backyard, and yelling "POOCANO" every time his guts rumble. https://media4.giphy.com/media/3og0IT7fOlK6M5SBq0/giphy.gif
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:20:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It can be really difficult to keep going past that 2 minute mark. Better to have people who can trade out. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Today was long and dumb Yesterday was a 16hr shift. Today I had a meeting and got to do CPR on a neighbor while going to mow at the old house. He had ROSC when EMS loaded him up, hopefully he has some quality of life afterwards. Then I mowed, trimmed, cleaned up the yard, tore out a floor for carpet install tomorrow, and moved some lumber, cinder blocks, and weights to the new house, and now I'm hanging out with my grumpy baby. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/177960/Screenshot_20220523-175148_png-2394692.JPG Well done on properly performed CPR. I'm a big fan of everyone around me knowing how to do proper CPR It can be really difficult to keep going past that 2 minute mark. Better to have people who can trade out. Especially when the ED cot is elevated so the doc can intubate and the stool got lost. Even my 6'2" ass gets worn out with that; the 5'2" ED tech gals don't last long standing on their tippy toes for compressions like that, but they'll keep going well beyond exhausted if we don't make them swap out; gotta love them. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:21:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She wants your soul. Because she doesn't have one. Quote HistoryQuoted: She wants your soul. Because she doesn't have one. Jokes on her, I'm a ginger too
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:21:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: YES Quote HistoryI keep finding the right specimens |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:22:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet he's just laying on his stomach, naked in the backyard, and yelling "POOCANO" every time his guts rumble. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: At his age, he probably already has life alert. I bet he's just laying on his stomach, naked in the backyard, and yelling "POOCANO" every time his guts rumble. Damnit
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:23:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Especially when the ED cot is elevated so the doc can intubate and the stool got lost. Even my 6'2" ass gets worn out with that; the 5'2" ED tech gals don't last long standing on their tippy toes for compressions like that, but they'll keep going well beyond exhausted if we don't make them swap out; gotta love them. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Today was long and dumb Yesterday was a 16hr shift. Today I had a meeting and got to do CPR on a neighbor while going to mow at the old house. He had ROSC when EMS loaded him up, hopefully he has some quality of life afterwards. Then I mowed, trimmed, cleaned up the yard, tore out a floor for carpet install tomorrow, and moved some lumber, cinder blocks, and weights to the new house, and now I'm hanging out with my grumpy baby. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/177960/Screenshot_20220523-175148_png-2394692.JPG Well done on properly performed CPR. I'm a big fan of everyone around me knowing how to do proper CPR It can be really difficult to keep going past that 2 minute mark. Better to have people who can trade out. Especially when the ED cot is elevated so the doc can intubate and the stool got lost. Even my 6'2" ass gets worn out with that; the 5'2" ED tech gals don't last long standing on their tippy toes for compressions like that, but they'll keep going well beyond exhausted if we don't make them swap out; gotta love them. Y’all are special breed 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:24:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jokes on her, I'm a ginger too black hole of no soul |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:25:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jokes on her, I'm a ginger too Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She wants your soul. Because she doesn't have one. Jokes on her, I'm a ginger too Does that mean you guys could share stolen ones amongst yourselves? |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:25:08 PM EDT
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gingpocalypse
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:28:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:36:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My time to deal with that gets closer all the time. For now, I'll just make fun of AJ and pretend like I'll never be in the yard making poocanoes and waiting for my turn with the rusty butt camera. When it is my turn, I'm sure as shit not telling y'all. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That is a thing I'm not looking forward to. Lots of history of cancer in my family there too, it's a must do. My time to deal with that gets closer all the time. For now, I'll just make fun of AJ and pretend like I'll never be in the yard making poocanoes and waiting for my turn with the rusty butt camera. When it is my turn, I'm sure as shit not telling y'all. For all we know, you’ve already ridden that pony… |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:37:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For all we know, you’ve already ridden that pony… You'll never know. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:37:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryI dont want to know what you’re searching to find these |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:37:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Especially when the ED cot is elevated so the doc can intubate and the stool got lost. Even my 6'2" ass gets worn out with that; the 5'2" ED tech gals don't last long standing on their tippy toes for compressions like that, but they'll keep going well beyond exhausted if we don't make them swap out; gotta love them. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Today was long and dumb Yesterday was a 16hr shift. Today I had a meeting and got to do CPR on a neighbor while going to mow at the old house. He had ROSC when EMS loaded him up, hopefully he has some quality of life afterwards. Then I mowed, trimmed, cleaned up the yard, tore out a floor for carpet install tomorrow, and moved some lumber, cinder blocks, and weights to the new house, and now I'm hanging out with my grumpy baby. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/177960/Screenshot_20220523-175148_png-2394692.JPG Well done on properly performed CPR. I'm a big fan of everyone around me knowing how to do proper CPR It can be really difficult to keep going past that 2 minute mark. Better to have people who can trade out. Especially when the ED cot is elevated so the doc can intubate and the stool got lost. Even my 6'2" ass gets worn out with that; the 5'2" ED tech gals don't last long standing on their tippy toes for compressions like that, but they'll keep going well beyond exhausted if we don't make them swap out; gotta love them. I just climbed up with them and vaulted off when I heard CLEAR! |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:39:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I dont want to know what you’re searching to find these This isn't from your onlyfans live stream? |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:39:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll never know. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: For all we know, you’ve already ridden that pony… You'll never know. 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:39:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:41:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This isn't from your onlyfans live stream? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I dont want to know what you’re searching to find these This isn't from your onlyfans live stream? No 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:42:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 205.5 
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:42:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryPOOCANO!!! |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:43:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:43:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryThe first part of that movie was so awesome The second half was meh |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:51:09 PM EDT
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Got my divorce draft today. The bitch has no empathy. I wish i would have never taken her back before we got married. What a fucking mess
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Posted: 5/23/2022 8:52:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Got my divorce draft today. The bitch has no empathy. I wish i would have never taken her back before we got married. What a fucking mess Sorry man. Hope you have a bad ass lawyer |
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