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Posted: 12/26/2022 9:43:01 PM EDT
Can you machine a part? Can you design a system? Can you BS your way through it all?
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:46:00 PM EDT
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Procrastinating significantly and still managing to produce something satisfactory, at the expense of my mental health.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:46:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Sarcasm and cynicism
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:47:03 PM EDT
[#3]
If society went tits up, I'd like to be in the company of a good machinist (or toolmaker)
We can get parts spinning easy enough, that's when we need the skill of those who can control the spin!
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:47:09 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm the comic relief.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:47:09 PM EDT
[#5]
my autistic super power is noticing everything.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:48:41 PM EDT
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go sit in the corner and drool and murmer....
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:50:02 PM EDT
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go sit in the corner and drool and murmer....
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my autistic super power is noticing everything.

go sit in the corner and drool and murmer....
it's a curse not a blessing
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:50:06 PM EDT
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My Dad used to say, "If you can't razzle and dazzle with intelligence, you baffle them with bullshit."

I have nothing else to contribute to this discussion for I am good at nothing.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:51:16 PM EDT
[#9]
I was a machinist and now I shoot clay targets and reload shot shells.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:51:32 PM EDT
[#10]
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
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Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:51:43 PM EDT
[#11]
I’m pretty good with a bowstaff.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:51:47 PM EDT
[#12]
I have no skills.  

Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:52:17 PM EDT
[#13]
This:

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Procrastinating significantly and still managing to produce something satisfactory, at the expense of my mental health.
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And this:

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Sarcasm and cynicism
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But, Idk, when I'm being sarcastic, people think I'm for realz...

Anywho, woman who worked with me once said, 'You see things that other people can't see'

She was alluding to my skill to analyze crap I guess. Yea, I look at something and can point out shit other people can't.

Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:53:05 PM EDT
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If society went tits up, I'd like to be in the company of a good machinist (or toolmaker)
We can get parts spinning easy enough, that's when we need the skill of those who can control the spin!
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when your little spinning thing wont spin call me, preferably before you try making it spin yourself.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:53:34 PM EDT
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you would get the bits spinning so those that can make, would,,,,,,,,, make!
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:53:37 PM EDT
[#16]
buying stuff online, making phone calls, writing emails, attending meetings, solving problems.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:53:38 PM EDT
[#17]
Not catching fish, ice fishing.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:54:11 PM EDT
[#18]
I’m able to efficiently dispose of leftovers.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:54:19 PM EDT
[#19]
A fair marksman
Amateur gunsmith and machinist
Musician and songwriter
Knifemaker
Leather worker
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:54:32 PM EDT
[#20]
My skillsets include trying to dazzle folks while playing a guitar
Building things, remodeling, etc.
Designing floorplans
Shooting
Maintaining firearms
Teaching those who want to learn to shoot
Advising them on the right weapon for the application
discussing in groups
praying for people
listening to those wiser than me
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:54:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:54:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Not panicking when I probably should.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:55:23 PM EDT
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Buahaha   That's good.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:55:30 PM EDT
[#24]
I can tie my shoes and wave bye bye. I think that qualifies me for a seat in congress.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:55:42 PM EDT
[#25]
Making perfectly normal social interactions awkward.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:56:13 PM EDT
[#26]
Needling people
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:56:17 PM EDT
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I'm the Fuckin Man
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:56:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Analysis. I'm good at figuring out how things work, and seeing how they suck and where to improve them.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:57:30 PM EDT
[#29]
I was a professional DJ and bartender. You're gonna need a party when society comes to a crashing halt.


Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:58:19 PM EDT
[#30]
On occasion I’ve made a wheat plant to produce fruit.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:58:52 PM EDT
[#31]
I can lick my finger in the wind  and determine where my fart is going to offend!
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:59:41 PM EDT
[#32]
I can make holsters.  

Really though my skill is using search engines.  Can figure out how to do anything.  My brain has adapted to figuring out the right search terms to find anything I need.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 9:59:56 PM EDT
[#33]
I can BS my way through most stuff.
Jack of all trades and master of none...
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:00:00 PM EDT
[#34]
I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Like remembering quotes, haha
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:00:21 PM EDT
[#35]
I can make stone age weapons that have no practical application or collector value.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:01:18 PM EDT
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Ah, the old JOATAMON!
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:01:29 PM EDT
[#37]
How to un-break things, that have water running threw them
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:02:18 PM EDT
[#38]
I can win Carnival skill/luck games. Softball milk can, short shot, three stacked blocks, balls into goblets, whiffle ball off a nearly vertical board into a box, ball in a bushel basket, nickel toss.
Also claw machine. Filled a bedroom with the stuffed animals over the years. Youngest(Daughter)can do free throw as well as three point.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:02:29 PM EDT
[#39]
i can forge useful hand tools and am a pretty solid heat treater using low technology.

i also work leather.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:02:40 PM EDT
[#40]
Hitting my gf’s tramp stamp
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:02:43 PM EDT
[#41]
Old, fat medically retired firefighter/paramedic.

Pretty good handyman and I’ll be taking a welding class at the local community college soon.  
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:03:08 PM EDT
[#42]
Convincing 6s 7s and 8s to do one night stands
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:04:08 PM EDT
[#43]
I'm willing and able to learn and have a teachable attitude.

Also I know Excel and can communicate effectively with nerds
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:04:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:05:25 PM EDT
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That actually over qualifies you.  

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Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:06:48 PM EDT
[#46]
I can bake bread as good as any bakery

Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:07:08 PM EDT
[#47]
I can fix it.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:07:19 PM EDT
[#48]
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:08:25 PM EDT
[#49]
Karen bait.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 10:08:26 PM EDT
[#50]
I can make a shank from cigarette butts. Hopefully they let us smoke in FEMA camp
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