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Link Posted: 12/26/2022 11:42:15 PM EDT
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I'm cursed with the ability to predict the future based on observation of the present state and simple extrapolation.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 11:42:37 PM EDT
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I annoy people.  Hang around me long enough and I’ll annoy you, too, OP.  
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The only people more annoying than someone from Ohio is someone from NYC.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 11:44:07 PM EDT
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The only people more annoying than someone from Ohio is someone from NYC.
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I annoy people.  Hang around me long enough and I’ll annoy you, too, OP.  



The only people more annoying than someone from Ohio is someone from NYC.


For the record, I’m NOT an Ohio State fan and I’m STILL that annoying.


Link Posted: 12/26/2022 11:44:33 PM EDT
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Ok, so what’s going to happen?
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 11:47:47 PM EDT
[#5]
I can pretend to be a victim and get paid for it for life.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 11:51:26 PM EDT
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I can make holsters.  

Really though my skill is using search engines.  Can figure out how to do anything.  My brain has adapted to figuring out the right search terms to find anything I need.
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Welcome to IT.  You are now fully qualified.
Link Posted: 12/26/2022 11:51:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/26/2022 11:57:54 PM EDT
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Ok, so what's going to happen?
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I'm cursed with the ability to predict the future based on observation of the present state and simple extrapolation.

Ok, so what's going to happen?
Owners will lose themselves folding money trying to save pennies. They will ignore the advice/warnings of technical experts, then blame them after shit melts down. Generally they will also manage to denigrate and piss off the people on the floor who do the work and make them money.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:01:20 AM EDT
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Faked it 'til I made it. In middle management over about 50 people. Have an interview in a few weeks for a director position. I'll be over about 1000 people. If 'they' think I'm ready, I will continue to fake it until I make it again, until they put me in charge of 10k people.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:04:41 AM EDT
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Not panicking when I probably should.
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lol

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...



You may be clueless
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:06:24 AM EDT
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Faked it 'til I made it. In middle management over about 50 people. Have an interview in a few weeks for a director position. I'll be over about 1000 people. If 'they' think I'm ready, I will continue to fake it until I make it again, until they put me in charge of 10k people.
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What type of distribution are you in?
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:08:41 AM EDT
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Knowing when to keep my mouth shut.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:09:24 AM EDT
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Made a boatload (25+ years) of CAD drawings with VersaCad, an ancient CAD program.
Totally enjoy, totally relaxing to make a drawing / design devices, either stand alone or added to existing equipment.
Creating PLC programs, unfortunately my workplace shifted away from machine building, probably been at
least 5 years since I sat down and made one of any length.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:11:25 AM EDT
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Butchering the English language.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:15:31 AM EDT
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I got skills.

They're multiplying.
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And I'm loosing control....


Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:18:20 AM EDT
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What type of distribution are you in?
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None. Acquisition management.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:22:16 AM EDT
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I’m a financial advisor. My skills will be absolutely critical in SHTF!!
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:23:06 AM EDT
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Can you machine a part? Can you design a system? Can you BS your way through it all?
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Yes.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:32:35 AM EDT
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I can/have bullshit a bullshitter.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 12:39:49 AM EDT
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@AZshooter71 do you do it for hire?
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 1:04:25 AM EDT
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There's a list.

I am down to missing...
-write a sonnet
-die gallantly
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 1:41:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/27/2022 1:53:46 AM EDT
[#23]
I can do a job that .0001 percent of the population cannot do because their either too stupid, or tarded to do.

Link Posted: 12/27/2022 2:07:09 AM EDT
[#24]
I can machine a part.
I can also rite books.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 2:40:48 AM EDT
[#25]
I can hit very small things from a long ways off.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 2:48:48 AM EDT
[#26]
I am really good at making beer disappear.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 3:13:42 AM EDT
[#27]
I can lick my eyebrows
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 3:13:53 AM EDT
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As a young man I learned to rain artillery, mortar and naval gun fire upon my enemy and had a working knowledge of CAS, after that got a industrial maintenance degree and fixed stuff, now I build stuff in my garage during the day between naps and episodes of blue bloods.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 3:23:25 AM EDT
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I am a jack of all trades and a master of loving souls o the Lord.

My congregation says that I can talk sense into a donkey.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 3:31:00 AM EDT
[#30]
Calling out Arfcom site sponsors to the point that they contact mods to make up new COC violations in order to lock my threads.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 3:37:04 AM EDT
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Can you machine a part? Can you design a system? Can you BS your way through it all?
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Yes.

Seriously, though - this is what ADHD people are built for. I remember being like eight years old and reading encyclopedias for fun. Learning things and getting better at stuff is the only real enjoyment I get.

In my office right now there is a gaming PC, three or four flying wings, a half dozen FPV drones, two vinyl cutters, a couple of 3D printers, a metal lathe and mill, a full photography studio packed away (including photo printers), a heat press, a sublimation printer, a HOTAS + VR setup for flight sims, an electronics workstation complete with a small reflow oven, and a pair of reloading presses. That’s the shit that’s not packed up in storage at the moment.

Basically… just give me a problem and leave me alone for a while, and I’ll figure out a way to solve it.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 4:10:20 AM EDT
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Not panicking when I probably should.
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Bruh!
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 4:19:47 AM EDT
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I made my two year old granddaughter laugh her ass off tonight. She was belly laughing during a play fight to pull my beard.

All the skills i really need.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 4:20:29 AM EDT
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Yes.

Seriously, though - this is what ADHD people are built for. I remember being like eight years old and reading encyclopedias for fun. Learning things and getting better at stuff is the only real enjoyment I get.

In my office right now there is a gaming PC, three or four flying wings, a half dozen FPV drones, two vinyl cutters, a couple of 3D printers, a metal lathe and mill, a full photography studio packed away (including photo printers), a heat press, a sublimation printer, a HOTAS + VR setup for flight sims, an electronics workstation complete with a small reflow oven, and a pair of reloading presses. That’s the shit that’s not packed up in storage at the moment.

Basically… just give me a problem and leave me alone for a while, and I’ll figure out a way to solve it.
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Yeah that's me.  What do I do about it?
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 4:20:36 AM EDT
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I control the lightning.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 4:27:58 AM EDT
[#36]
female pleasure
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 5:18:56 AM EDT
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Retired land line telco guy - most of the critical skills I had are obsolete.  Except maybe connecting fiber optics to stuff to make internet happen.

I did this recently.


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Started off with a $1.00 rummage sale Tru-Temper axe head. Got happy with an angle grinder & cutting wheel. Then a little over zealous with a flap wheel.  Sliced a Cherry wood 4x4 to fab the handle. Overall length about 21 inches. Not particularly useful for wood cutting.


Link Posted: 12/27/2022 8:35:38 AM EDT
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I’m pretty good with a bowstaff.
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Nice!

I have some bo staff experience, knew a few forms with it.
Link Posted: 12/27/2022 8:52:42 AM EDT
[#39]
Equipment operator.

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