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Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list. So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout. All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food. Rant over 3/10 View Quote |
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10 View Quote |
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10 View Quote |
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Someone else trims your beard.
Wife stiffs you into deep Walmart shopping. You choose the line with the beachball person. You then whine on GD. OP has Low T. |
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I'm tired of all the complaining threads of scumy people, just go ahead and euthanize them OP
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If you have time for a beardicure, you have time to wait in the checkout line.
Lumbersexual and the obligatory beard |
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10 View Quote Please continue to hold and the next available Team Member will be with you as soon as possible.... |
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10 Please continue to hold and the next available Team Member will be with you as soon as possible.... |
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I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Walmart is the largest retail company in the world, so yeah, people still go to Walmart. Lots and lots of people. Everyday. View Quote Say you need, I don't know, -25F windshield washer fluid. Do you want to wait to get through the slow walking zones in front to spend 30 laps trying to find a space, only having to walk clear to the back of the store, then back out to front register hell, where they take pics of freaks and post em on the interweb? Wait forever and dodge meth heads getting back to your car? Heeeelllllll no. You zip around back, past the loading docks and containers and smashed up cardboard on pallets and slip into a auto service dept parking spot, zip in and get some wd40 and a 12-pack of tighty whities (because laundry is for suckas) and shazam! You're out the door and on your way. |
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The "booger in my nose" goatee.
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Gets beard trimmed- high end classy rich mofo Goes to Walmart- low class scum of society End result- middle class View Quote They have more money than I could ever dream of making but drive around in beat-up 2001 Camrys |
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Guy, I walked around a corner, on my usual route to work on Friday and saw the white chalk body outline equivalent of a shit
against a concrete wall. Thankfully someone or something had disturbed the crime scene and removed the majority of the corpus delicti. Today, I scrubbed the piss out of the soles of my shoes. If you're not going to make it funny, not threadworthy! |
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Most people do not use CCs like that. A lot of people just buy crap on credit to run up a tab. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why would i care if another person uses a credit card in a wrong way? I buy groceries on my credit card all the time and pay it off within 24 hours Or is it because they are fat so they must be dumb? I'm fat and mostly not dumb. See he assumed they were idiots because they were fat |
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The trick is to go in through the auto section and check out & exit there too. Say you need, I don't know, -25F windshield washer fluid. Do you want to wait to get through the slow walking zones in front to spend 30 laps trying to find a space, only having to walk clear to the back of the store, then back out to front register hell, where they take pics of freaks and post em on the interweb? Wait forever and dodge meth heads getting back to your car? Heeeelllllll no. You zip around back, past the loading docks and containers and smashed up cardboard on pallets and slip into a auto service dept parking spot, zip in and get some wd40 and a 12-pack of tighty whities (because laundry is for suckas) and shazam! You're out the door and on your way. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Walmart is the largest retail company in the world, so yeah, people still go to Walmart. Lots and lots of people. Everyday. Say you need, I don't know, -25F windshield washer fluid. Do you want to wait to get through the slow walking zones in front to spend 30 laps trying to find a space, only having to walk clear to the back of the store, then back out to front register hell, where they take pics of freaks and post em on the interweb? Wait forever and dodge meth heads getting back to your car? Heeeelllllll no. You zip around back, past the loading docks and containers and smashed up cardboard on pallets and slip into a auto service dept parking spot, zip in and get some wd40 and a 12-pack of tighty whities (because laundry is for suckas) and shazam! You're out the door and on your way. |
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OP, where's the beard pics?!?!?! Show us all that it's worth the price you paid! Oh, and how much does beard trimming cost in Mexico?
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Did your scooter lose it's charge? https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/22998/hqdefault_jpg-840005.JPG View Quote |
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Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list. So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout. All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food. Rant over 3/10 View Quote About 15 months ago in San Antonio, there was a gas shortage. At a Valero station, I stopped on my mountain bike to get some bananas. The line of car for the pump was out the driveway and down the street at least 30 cars long. There were attendants directing each car to a pump spot as they opened up, so the line's moving quite slow, but very orderly. So I'm leaning on my bike eating a banana watching all this. A young black male gets his spot at the pump. He turns off his car and does the slowest swagger I've seen into the station to pay with cash - except he wandered around the store first looking for something. |
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OP I just got my beard trimmed by a pro for the first time a couple weeks ago. Totally worth the 15 bucks.
She was cute too. No hate from me. |
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I have a Super Wal-Mart right near my house and still drive 15 min to the Target unless I'm in a hurry.
I don't understand how Wal-Mart attracts the people it does and Target attracts MILFs and middle class people when they both sell almost identical stuff. |
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10 View Quote |
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Get one of these: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a6e4a90a-113e-45af-a452-7eae95d90679_1.fe8432fb12ea618c9d0c4878bb48985b.jpeg 2 reasons: 1) it's dirt cheap 2) Nobody cares what we look like anyway. View Quote |
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