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waterglass

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Posted: 6/30/2022 11:03:35 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By TxLewis:

Forever to be known as Associate Justice Affirmative Action

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Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
Well, if you're a liberal this might seem true. But liberals have lower standards than whale shit.

https://i.postimg.cc/mrWN11Rk/Screen-Shot-2022-06-30-at-6.webp

Not five seconds after posting the GMA bullshit, someone posted the Babylon Bee satire on twitter.

https://i.postimg.cc/GmwsX0fS/FWi-L6-WEUUAAJGLv.png

Forever to be known as Associate Justice Affirmative Action

Want proof that life is a simulation whose generator has a sense of humor? There is like 50,000,000 black people, half of which are females. Of that basically infinite pool of humanity the only one that could be found to set the Supreme Court has the last names Jackson and Brown

. To be precise she will be known as Affirmative Action Jackson Chum. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Jackson_

As to Brown,, uhhhh

Tucker Carlson: This hasn't gotten a ton of coverage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iorZTjwzi5Q

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mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 7826 EE 100% (267) TX, USA	Posted: 6/30/2022 11:15:53 PM EDT [#2] >new job, time to start my new life in new york >walk into bodega >see 5 pound rat sitting on my food >nearby redditor notices a slight look of disgust on my face, reports me >get fired for being racist pic.twitter.com/YsdZIdm4ci Assyro Kang (@AssyroKang) June 30, 2022 Attached File Attached File
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atomicferret Joined Jan 2003 Posts 4452 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/30/2022 11:26:23 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By Whamo: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWbkbfXWIAET3Da?format=jpg&name=medium View Quote needs to add Anita Hill

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Posted: 6/30/2022 11:36:33 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By atomicferret:

needs to add Anita Hill

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Originally Posted By Whamo:
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needs to add Anita Hill

And Frances Haugen. I'm pretty sure there's an apprentice program for this in the DNC, and it's not accredited.

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	“The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.” —Frank Herbert

raven What a time to be alive Joined Feb 2001 Posts 96012 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 1:24:58 AM EDT [#8]
	“The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.” —Frank Herbert

AZ5326X2 Member Joined Aug 2019 Posts 2940 EE 100% (6) AZ, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 8:45:26 AM EDT [Last Edit: AZ5326X2] [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By raven: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWitmEgXgAAnfMI?format=png&name=900x900 View Quote @raven No way. Did Salty Cracker's cat die?
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Lucius Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 4999 EE 100% (5) PW, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 10:10:56 AM EDT [Last Edit: Lucius] [#10] Everybody knows that if there isn’t a line at a NYC bodega, you don’t buy lunch there. If you’re near Javits, go to SUNAC! Best deli around. Attached File

waterglass

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Posted: 7/1/2022 10:33:26 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By AZ5326X2:

@raven

No way. Did Salty Cracker's cat die?

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@raven

No way. Did Salty Cracker's cat die?

In the arms of Quetzalcoatl fly away from here 🎶

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Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 25272 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 7/1/2022 11:10:32 AM EDT [Last Edit: Pesty] [#12] WTF What is happening? pic.twitter.com/b77kzI1wg1 Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 30, 2022 Attached File Attached File
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Capt_Rhodes Horror Guy Joined Sep 2009 Posts 13273 EE 100% (3) IN, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 11:15:30 AM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: WTF What is happening? pic.twitter.com/b77kzI1wg1 Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 30, 2022 https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/398238/B7A481AC-6DDA-40E7-B838-F606618B6F5A_jpe-2437511.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/398238/6325B98B-31AA-4A98-8DFF-0B725F9081B0_jpe-2437512.JPG View Quote

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Posted: 7/1/2022 12:51:48 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By waterglass:

Want proof that life is a simulation whose generator has a sense of humor? There is like 50,000,000 black people, half of which are females. Of that basically infinite pool of humanity the only one that could be found to set the Supreme Court has the last names Jackson and Brown

. To be precise she will be known as Affirmative Action Jackson Chum. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Jackson_

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Posted: 7/1/2022 2:26:58 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By aggiesq:

"WTF?" - thurgood marshall

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Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
Well, if you're a liberal this might seem true. But liberals have lower standards than whale shit.

https://i.postimg.cc/mrWN11Rk/Screen-Shot-2022-06-30-at-6.webp

"WTF?" - thurgood marshall

Wrong, that happened before emperor of the Noble Piece prise obungle found out the urf was a rectangular shaped circle just floating in a sea of vacuum dust from the couch.
Turdgood doesn't count because it was before they were born and was thought of as an estimated Aunt Jemima as a pronoun. And Clarence Thomas is a black whitened supremacist so he doesn't count either.
Nope, kajangi bagangi or whatever it's (she doesn't know if she's a woman because she can't define a woman) is actually the very first black person in the universe who happens to have the wisdom teeth of a wise latinx.

Khonsu Member Joined Jun 2013 Posts 151 EE 0% (0) RI, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 4:31:37 PM EDT [#16] Attached File
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AgeOne Member Joined Oct 2012 Posts 19302 EE 0% (0) NM, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 7:37:05 PM EDT [#17] Vasectomies are up 900% since the Roe reversal. Liberal men getting “fixed” gives me great hope for the future of our country. Will (@notBilly) July 1, 2022

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 19813 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 8:11:12 PM EDT [#18] Democrats really upping their pro-America midterm messaging game

Mariner82 Underway is the ONLY way Joined Jan 2013 Posts 37040 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 8:19:52 PM EDT [Last Edit: Mariner82] [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By Darcy: Everybody knows that if there isn't a line at a NYC bodega, you don't buy lunch there. If you're near Javits, go to SUNAC! Best deli around. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/213289/2279CB27-F214-46E0-90D4-0F6BE5E46391_jpe-2437448.JPG View Quote Did she not see Ratatouille?
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15jonshoot

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Posted: 7/1/2022 8:21:19 PM EDT

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Christina Pushaw is in beast mode most days as far as I can tell. She's DeSantis's right hand woman in politics. Florida Sun Sentinel laying off 11 is the whine.

Eileen Kelley
@reporterkell
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I am among 11 who just got/ are getting laid off.

Pushaw is the one who has been fighting the bullshit lies the media keeps spouting about DeSantis. She must live to destroy the libs everyday.

Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸
@ChristinaPushaw
About all the layoffs at @SunSentinel
today: I don’t rejoice when people lose their jobs, even media activists. The good news is that Florida’s economy is booming, plenty of work in dining & hospitality. You know, the industries these journalists constantly lobbied to shut down.

Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸
@ChristinaPushaw

Media activists who are mad at me for suggesting you “get a job waiting tables” — you’re telling on yourself. There are many different jobs in hospitality, including media relations. There’s nothing wrong with waiting tables, and people who do that for a living aren’t below you.

Ariz0na Joined Apr 2019 Posts 59 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 8:51:49 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: Democrats really upping their pro-America midterm messaging game https://i.postimg.cc/v8jTB71n/FWn-Jrac-WYAE9-E1a.jpg View Quote Man I really hate Tucson.

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 19817 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 9:00:41 PM EDT [#22] No idea who did this, but it is definitely one of the best of memes.

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Posted: 7/1/2022 9:10:53 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Ariz0na:

Man I really hate Tucson.

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Originally Posted By Ariz0na:

Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
Democrats really upping their pro-America midterm messaging game

https://i.postimg.cc/v8jTB71n/FWn-Jrac-WYAE9-E1a.jpg

Man I really hate Tucson.

#metoo

'Member when they were all butt hurt when someone spilled paint on their gay ass crosswalk, when it was probably just an accident 'cause most painters down there are from a third world country and have no respect for the environment or are on meth?
https://www.towleroad.com/2017/08/tucson-rainbow-crosswalk/

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Posted: 7/1/2022 9:44:54 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By shocktrp:

What a waste, ruined a beautiful plum crazy Charger.

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Originally Posted By waterglass:

WARNING GRAPHIC: As @TxDPS troopers were taking a human smuggler into custody in Brooks County, several illegal immigrants bailed out of his vehicle and ran. One ran into the highway & was struck & killed by a vehicle. Smuggler charged w/ human smuggling causing death. @FoxNews pic.twitter.com/Cul762bgFl
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What a waste, ruined a beautiful plum crazy Charger.

I LOL’d.

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 7831 EE 100% (267) TX, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 10:01:36 PM EDT [#25] Already outmoded, should be one item lower Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File This is photoshopped, the original was 16 - 36... so much better Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
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Shifty_One I really don't have anything better to do. Joined Aug 2002 Posts 14553 EE 100% (20) AZ, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 10:15:36 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: Democrats really upping their pro-America midterm messaging game https://i.postimg.cc/v8jTB71n/FWn-Jrac-WYAE9-E1a.jpg View Quote
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raven What a time to be alive Joined Feb 2001 Posts 96022 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 7/1/2022 10:56:39 PM EDT [Last Edit: raven] [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By AZ5326X2: @raven No way. Did Salty Cracker's cat die? View Quote Yes. RIP. Panther was really old, like 16-18 years. So nothing tragic. Salty showed that meme on the reeestream, he called bullshit. No way St. Peter is letting that cat into heaven. Attached File
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Posted: 7/2/2022 7:20:57 AM EDT

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Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 25277 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 7/2/2022 7:41:32 AM EDT [#32] Kentucky ballistics needs to get one of those for our entertainment
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armoredman Member Joined Jul 2013 Posts 8250 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 7/2/2022 8:52:52 AM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By Ariz0na: Man I really hate Tucson. View Quote Hell, yes, and my son and I were both born there. Haven't been back to the city that hatched me in over a decade. Too many damn LIEberals.

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 7832 EE 100% (267) TX, USA	Posted: 7/2/2022 11:10:03 AM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: Kentucky ballistics needs to get one of those for our entertainment View Quote I laughed when Forgotten Weapons looked at a similar enormous sporting rifle - he couldn't get a picture of the cartridge next to the rifle, since the rifle was bending the table.
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Posted: 7/2/2022 1:17:51 PM EDT

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Already outmoded, should be one item lower
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The @federalreserve’s Powell blames Americans not getting sufficiently vaccinated for his inflation crisis. pic.twitter.com/GmdJjrn2Hf
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Posted: 7/2/2022 3:14:09 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Ariz0na:

Man I really hate Tucson.

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Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
Democrats really upping their pro-America midterm messaging game

https://i.postimg.cc/v8jTB71n/FWn-Jrac-WYAE9-E1a.jpg

Man I really hate Tucson.

Scumbags, all of them.

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Unpierced Member Joined Jun 2002 Posts 2667 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 7/2/2022 3:19:18 PM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By greyninja: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/199158/uybjGPer65pOSqcV_png-2439111.JPG View Quote

raven What a time to be alive Joined Feb 2001 Posts 96028 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 7/2/2022 3:21:05 PM EDT [#41]
	“The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.” —Frank Herbert

PointBlank82 Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! Joined Jul 2012 Posts 7577 EE 100% (294) CO, USA	Posted: 7/2/2022 3:37:18 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/11111111FWnqi5pUEAAK-GA_png-2439075.JPG View Quote This right there. Ahhahahaha

raven What a time to be alive Joined Feb 2001 Posts 96030 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 7/2/2022 4:57:56 PM EDT [#43]
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