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Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153268 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/24/2024 11:30:37 PM EDT [#1]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153269 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/24/2024 11:30:58 PM EDT [#2]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153271 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 12:00:59 AM EDT [#3] Owl without feathers
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153272 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 12:02:18 AM EDT [#4]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153274 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 12:04:20 AM EDT [#5]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153279 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 12:09:20 AM EDT [#6]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203

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Posted: 5/25/2024 12:10:16 AM EDT

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Those were some of my favorite shows at the local traveling carnivals. 10 cents to see something odd seemed reasonable.

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
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Those were some of my favorite shows at the local traveling carnivals. 10 cents to see something odd seemed reasonable.

Before my time. Be cool to see though.

“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153281 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 12:11:01 AM EDT [#8]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153299 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:05:02 AM EDT [#9]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153300 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:05:22 AM EDT [#10]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153301 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:07:28 AM EDT [#11]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153302 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:08:59 AM EDT [#12]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153303 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:23:19 AM EDT [#13]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153304 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:23:56 AM EDT [#14]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153305 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:24:10 AM EDT [#15]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153307 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:25:33 AM EDT [#16]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153308 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:26:34 AM EDT [#17]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

OverScoped HOTD Moderator Joined Sep 2010 Posts 70726 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 8:48:14 AM EDT [#18] Can you guess what part of my body this was taken?
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Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9558 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 10:13:10 AM EDT [#19] No, and I don't think I want to.
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Posted: 5/25/2024 10:24:29 AM EDT

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I think my old lady is nuts.

No matter how many times I tell her... We have good incomes, we can afford heating and air conditioning...

Soon as I leave the house she will turn off the air conditioner and open all the windows.

Woman it's like 90 outside. I know you don't like the heat. Why the fuck you trying to save money on that.

I'm like if you wanna save money why don't you cancel The cable TV that we never used in like 5 years? she's like well I might want to watch tv some day.

Cray.

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OverScoped HOTD Moderator Joined Sep 2010 Posts 70730 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 10:25:17 AM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By Brisk: No, and I don't think I want to. View Quote It might be The bottom of my balls or maybe it is not but you have to guess.
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Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9560 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 11:27:22 AM EDT [#22] It is the middle of your back. Apparently Pennsylvania is where elderly Sasquatches go to retire.
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

Plank_Spanker Azzhole Joined Jan 2014 Posts 3664 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 12:26:01 PM EDT [#23]
	Experience is what you get right after you need it. Originally Posted By CplRick: The line of credit on the Race Card is maxed out, sorry.

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Posted: 5/25/2024 12:45:15 PM EDT

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After reading all the hate on the Jeep duck thread: https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Ducks-in-Jeep-Wrangler-windows-are-gay-childish-and-stupid-/5-2726999/?page=2

I think I'm going to buy a bunch of plastic characters, or maybe plastic hearts or something equally gay, and take pics of them being put on old, single cab 4x4 pickups that don't have A/C. Like the ones people around here say they wish the auto companies still made. Get everyone fired up over that.

"You want perfection, or nothing. The revolution was never perfect....We fight because we believe, we leave because we are disilliusioned, we come back because we are lost, we die because we are committed.
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beitodesstrafe

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Posted: 5/25/2024 1:07:38 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By JLH3:
After reading all the hate on the Jeep duck thread: https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Ducks-in-Jeep-Wrangler-windows-are-gay-childish-and-stupid-/5-2726999/?page=2

I think I'm going to buy a bunch of plastic characters, or maybe plastic hearts or something equally gay, and take pics of them being put on old, single cab 4x4 pickups that don't have A/C. Like the ones people around here say they wish the auto companies still made. Get everyone fired up over that.

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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

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Posted: 5/25/2024 1:18:06 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By JLH3:
After reading all the hate on the Jeep duck thread: https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Ducks-in-Jeep-Wrangler-windows-are-gay-childish-and-stupid-/5-2726999/?page=2

I think I'm going to buy a bunch of plastic characters, or maybe plastic hearts or something equally gay, and take pics of them being put on old, single cab 4x4 pickups that don't have A/C. Like the ones people around here say they wish the auto companies still made. Get everyone fired up over that.

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Why would anybody not want air conditioning in their 4x4?

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Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153318 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:34:10 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By OverScoped: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/252915/1000003675-3222875.jpgCan you guess what part of my body this was taken? View Quote Pubes?
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153319 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:34:25 PM EDT [#28]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203

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Posted: 5/25/2024 1:36:14 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I think my old lady is nuts.

No matter how many times I tell her... We have good incomes, we can afford heating and air conditioning...

Soon as I leave the house she will turn off the air conditioner and open all the windows.

Woman it's like 90 outside. I know you don't like the heat. Why the fuck you trying to save money on that.

I'm like if you wanna save money why don't you cancel The cable TV that we never used in like 5 years? she's like well I might want to watch tv some day.

Cray.

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that would drive me nuts. It’s terrible coming home on a hot day, expecting the house to be nice and cool. Except for opening the door and the house feeling like a sauna.

“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153321 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:36:35 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By Plank_Spanker: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/381345/445170192_25532680396376941_662719229893-3223029.jpg View Quote
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203

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Posted: 5/25/2024 1:37:06 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By JLH3:
After reading all the hate on the Jeep duck thread: https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Ducks-in-Jeep-Wrangler-windows-are-gay-childish-and-stupid-/5-2726999/?page=2

I think I'm going to buy a bunch of plastic characters, or maybe plastic hearts or something equally gay, and take pics of them being put on old, single cab 4x4 pickups that don't have A/C. Like the ones people around here say they wish the auto companies still made. Get everyone fired up over that.

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YES

“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153323 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 1:38:02 PM EDT [#32] Attached File Got these little shitdicks on the side of the house.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

zach_

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Posted: 5/25/2024 1:41:32 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

that would drive me nuts. It’s terrible coming home on a hot day, expecting the house to be nice and cool. Except for opening the door and the house feeling like a sauna.

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I think my old lady is nuts.

No matter how many times I tell her... We have good incomes, we can afford heating and air conditioning...

Soon as I leave the house she will turn off the air conditioner and open all the windows.

Woman it's like 90 outside. I know you don't like the heat. Why the fuck you trying to save money on that.

I'm like if you wanna save money why don't you cancel The cable TV that we never used in like 5 years? she's like well I might want to watch tv some day.

Cray.

that would drive me nuts. It’s terrible coming home on a hot day, expecting the house to be nice and cool. Except for opening the door and the house feeling like a sauna.

My parents would do that. Turn off the air, turn on the attic fan when it dropped to 80 outside. Humid AF air would be sucked into the house. Within seconds it would go from a pleasant, dry, 73°, to 80° and 75% humidity.

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Posted: 5/25/2024 2:04:18 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By zach_:

Why would anybody not want air conditioning in their 4x4?

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Originally Posted By JLH3:
After reading all the hate on the Jeep duck thread: https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Ducks-in-Jeep-Wrangler-windows-are-gay-childish-and-stupid-/5-2726999/?page=2

I think I'm going to buy a bunch of plastic characters, or maybe plastic hearts or something equally gay, and take pics of them being put on old, single cab 4x4 pickups that don't have A/C. Like the ones people around here say they wish the auto companies still made. Get everyone fired up over that.

Why would anybody not want air conditioning in their 4x4?

my jeep doesnt have a/c nor does my pick up.

https://www.ar15.com/forums/ar-15/Nice-lowers-and-help-out-a-good-organization-/4-776074/

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Posted: 5/25/2024 2:10:28 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

that would drive me nuts. It's terrible coming home on a hot day, expecting the house to be nice and cool. Except for opening the door and the house feeling like a sauna.

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I think my old lady is nuts.

No matter how many times I tell her... We have good incomes, we can afford heating and air conditioning...

Soon as I leave the house she will turn off the air conditioner and open all the windows.

Woman it's like 90 outside. I know you don't like the heat. Why the fuck you trying to save money on that.

I'm like if you wanna save money why don't you cancel The cable TV that we never used in like 5 years? she's like well I might want to watch tv some day.

Cray.

that would drive me nuts. It's terrible coming home on a hot day, expecting the house to be nice and cool. Except for opening the door and the house feeling like a sauna.

Well right now she's out getting her hair done... Anyway when she gets back I'm gonna open up all the windows so her hair gets frizzy.

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Skywarp2203

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Posted: 5/25/2024 3:32:03 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By zach_:

My parents would do that. Turn off the air, turn on the attic fan when it dropped to 80 outside. Humid AF air would be sucked into the house. Within seconds it would go from a pleasant, dry, 73°, to 80° and 75% humidity.

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Originally Posted By zach_:

Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I think my old lady is nuts.

No matter how many times I tell her... We have good incomes, we can afford heating and air conditioning...

Soon as I leave the house she will turn off the air conditioner and open all the windows.

Woman it's like 90 outside. I know you don't like the heat. Why the fuck you trying to save money on that.

I'm like if you wanna save money why don't you cancel The cable TV that we never used in like 5 years? she's like well I might want to watch tv some day.

Cray.

that would drive me nuts. It’s terrible coming home on a hot day, expecting the house to be nice and cool. Except for opening the door and the house feeling like a sauna.

My parents would do that. Turn off the air, turn on the attic fan when it dropped to 80 outside. Humid AF air would be sucked into the house. Within seconds it would go from a pleasant, dry, 73°, to 80° and 75% humidity.

My current gf would do that. I had to teach her how to use the attic fan. If you keep the air on all day, when you turn it off at night don’t open the damn windows and turn the damn fan on. Just keep the windows closed and it will stay cool throughout the night.

“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

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Posted: 5/25/2024 3:32:26 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By OverScoped:

Well right now she's out getting her hair done... Anyway when she gets back I'm gonna open up all the windows so her hair gets frizzy.

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Originally Posted By OverScoped:

Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I think my old lady is nuts.

No matter how many times I tell her... We have good incomes, we can afford heating and air conditioning...

Soon as I leave the house she will turn off the air conditioner and open all the windows.

Woman it's like 90 outside. I know you don't like the heat. Why the fuck you trying to save money on that.

I'm like if you wanna save money why don't you cancel The cable TV that we never used in like 5 years? she's like well I might want to watch tv some day.

Cray.

that would drive me nuts. It's terrible coming home on a hot day, expecting the house to be nice and cool. Except for opening the door and the house feeling like a sauna.

Well right now she's out getting her hair done... Anyway when she gets back I'm gonna open up all the windows so her hair gets frizzy.

“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153329 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 4:13:08 PM EDT [#38] Attached File Relaxing at the lake house.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153336 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 4:52:58 PM EDT [#39]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

OverScoped HOTD Moderator Joined Sep 2010 Posts 70740 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 4:55:31 PM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/412301/IMG_7891_jpeg-3223201.JPG Relaxing at the lake house. View Quote Nice new balance's
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WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 108478 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 5:35:14 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/412301/IMG_7891_jpeg-3223201.JPG Relaxing at the lake house. View Quote Based
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Walkure Diligentia - Vis - Celeritas Joined Sep 2006 Posts 15539 EE 100% (37) OH, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 6:04:45 PM EDT [#42] Spotted at cars and coffee this morning: Attached File

zach_

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Posted: 5/25/2024 6:32:58 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By OverScoped:
my jeep doesnt have a/c nor does my pick up.

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Originally Posted By zach_:

Originally Posted By JLH3:
After reading all the hate on the Jeep duck thread: https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Ducks-in-Jeep-Wrangler-windows-are-gay-childish-and-stupid-/5-2726999/?page=2

I think I'm going to buy a bunch of plastic characters, or maybe plastic hearts or something equally gay, and take pics of them being put on old, single cab 4x4 pickups that don't have A/C. Like the ones people around here say they wish the auto companies still made. Get everyone fired up over that.

Why would anybody not want air conditioning in their 4x4?

my jeep doesnt have a/c nor does my pick up.

But why gif...

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zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 18422 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 6:37:26 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/412301/IMG_7891_jpeg-3223201.JPG Relaxing at the lake house. View Quote I had a fishing boat similar to the two seater in the pic. Same layout. Fun to fish from.
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PortaJohnPicasso Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 3740 EE 100% (5) USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 6:39:27 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/412301/IMG_7891_jpeg-3223201.JPG Relaxing at the lake house. View Quote Same. Attached File With range time too Attached File

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153337 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 6:54:33 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By OverScoped: Nice new balance's View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By OverScoped: Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/412301/IMG_7891_jpeg-3223201.JPG Relaxing at the lake house. Nice new balance's K-Swiss
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 153339 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/25/2024 6:55:56 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By Walkure: Spotted at cars and coffee this morning: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/106617/20240525_090712__2__jpg-3223301.JPG View Quote That’s awesome.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”