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Link Posted: 9/30/2023 1:59:40 AM EDT
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moar Boebert public sexytime shenanigans.

"you know who i am?  i'll have your job!"

me:  take it!  please!

that's one white hot GILF right there big shooter.
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I mean.....I can kinda see Boebert being like you're really, really, really drunk AF after a 12 month deployment and she's hitting you up for a Coors in some shitty midwest bar that she manages, and where people get food poisoning because she can't cook for shit, and hops on any cock she can to escape her trailer trash grammy lifestyle...But you gotta give her a fake name and number, and only fuck her in her trailer.

And I don't judge any man on what he wants to stick his evil into...

But, bro.....you can do better.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 1:59:50 AM EDT
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For me it would be Tulsi taking over as president and then setting us free by dismantling the constitution and United States so we can form like minded smaller countries to better govern ourselves.
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I don't why the boomers keep arguing about who will be Trumps VP, it's going to be Tulsi.




I honest to fuck don't know what would make me harder. Tulsi as VP, or the massive die off of Boomers having a stroke over Tulsi being VP.



For me it would be Tulsi taking over as president and then setting us free by dismantling the constitution and United States so we can form like minded smaller countries to better govern ourselves.

Shit

Dont get me wrong, I love Kentucky, but letting us call our own shots would not go well.  We need supervision.

I'll tell you right now, West Virginia will be of no help with that.

Within 3 years all the border states will be dropping catalytic converters and meth off at the border to keep us out.  Like King Kong was with blondes, but instead of a giant gorilla, just like 8 dudes in a Cavalier would show up.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:00:29 AM EDT
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[very enthusiastically]  Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

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For me it would be Tulsi taking over as president and then setting us free by dismantling the constitution and United States so we can form like minded smaller countries to better govern ourselves.
post collapse free merica needs to invade and conquer canada for land, resources and those beautiful french canadian women like camille.

the broken english is so goddamn hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHn5YPKhllg






Hawt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WafJPvVDSks

[very enthusiastically]  Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?





I don’t know how I’m going to rotate her into my lineup of fantasy girlfriends
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:01:57 AM EDT
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i'd recommend sorting them by height but the fitness girls are all 5'3".
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:02:14 AM EDT
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Shit

Dont get me wrong, I love Kentucky, but letting us call our own shots would not go well.  We need supervision.

I'll tell you right now, West Virginia will be if no help with that.
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I don't why the boomers keep arguing about who will be Trumps VP, it's going to be Tulsi.




I honest to fuck don't know what would make me harder. Tulsi as VP, or the massive die off of Boomers having a stroke over Tulsi being VP.



For me it would be Tulsi taking over as president and then setting us free by dismantling the constitution and United States so we can form like minded smaller countries to better govern ourselves.

Shit

Dont get me wrong, I love Kentucky, but letting us call our own shots would not go well.  We need supervision.

I'll tell you right now, West Virginia will be if no help with that.



Cincinnati will become your regions capital city and you’ll all dine on Skyline to celebrate your independence
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:02:56 AM EDT
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She's going to pass out all the really, really, really good shit from our military armories, and I'm gonna miss out by dying from nutting too much. FmL
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:04:56 AM EDT
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She's going to pass out all the really, really, really good shit from our military armories, and I'm gonna miss out by dying from nutting too much. FmL
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will she have the CIA airdrop pallets of merican cash, crates of suppressed 5.45 AKs and ammo, quad NODS, and white crewcab 4x4 turbodiesel hiluxes for the mountain guerrillas in monfuckintana?

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We like our "chili" from old whore houses on the proper side of the Ohio.

Burgoo > Greek sweet spaghetti sauce
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:06:44 AM EDT
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Camille Leblanc-Bazinet - Amanda at 135 lb.


@TheWhitePill

camille will make a damn fine first lady whilst i'm ruling as a post apocalyptic warlord in post collapse seattle.

today the PNW.

tomorrow all of canada.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:07:12 AM EDT
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I won't lick her anoos until she does. That'll be the hard line. Look bitch...you want the tongue? Better start airdropping shit to the brothers in Montanistan.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:07:19 AM EDT
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If that happens, save me a set of quads. I'll bring enough chef boyardee for all.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:07:39 AM EDT
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great comeback  Just like the Jerk store
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I won't lick her anoos until she does. That'll be the hard line. Look bitch...you want the tongue? Better start airdropping shit to the brothers in Montanistan.
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Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:09:14 AM EDT
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If that happens, save me a set of quads. I'll bring enough chef boyardee for all.
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i got you fam.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:10:20 AM EDT
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They gave us Xiden and they'll give him four more years.

After that, who knows.
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Donald Trump was the boomers fuck you vote. Who will be the millennials fuck you president?

AOC?
Taylor swift?
John Cena?
Chelsea Clinton?
They gave us Xiden and they'll give him four more years.

After that, who knows.
what difference at this point does it make?
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:13:56 AM EDT
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what difference at this point does it make?
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Donald Trump was the boomers fuck you vote. Who will be the millennials fuck you president?

AOC?
Taylor swift?
John Cena?
Chelsea Clinton?
They gave us Xiden and they'll give him four more years.

After that, who knows.
what difference at this point does it make?



The amount of nice titty is what matters to me, so AOC had my vote.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:14:40 AM EDT
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The amount of nice titty is what matters to me, so AOC had my vote.
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Donald Trump was the boomers fuck you vote. Who will be the millennials fuck you president?

AOC?
Taylor swift?
John Cena?
Chelsea Clinton?
They gave us Xiden and they'll give him four more years.

After that, who knows.
what difference at this point does it make?



The amount of nice titty is what matters to me, so AOC had my vote.
if AOC is an option then of course we're voting for mommy.

because boobs.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:15:21 AM EDT
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I think it's funny that some people think Biden is the first retard to ever be President.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:19:46 AM EDT
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We are staring to catch up to the Diane Fienstein thread, I think by tomorrow afternoon this thread could have more pages than that one. A true testament to the power of young people.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:21:19 AM EDT
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We are staring to catch up to the Diane Fienstein thread, I think by tomorrow afternoon this thread could have more pages than that one. A true testament to the power of young people.
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i'ma still hoping OP comes back to kick it with us.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:26:26 AM EDT
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Wish we could get enough millennials and gen z together to vote to end social security right now. On the spot.

No refunds no more taxes. No more benefits.

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Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:27:38 AM EDT
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You probably killed the possibility of that with your gif there. Ron Swanson switched sides and had hot, steamy, beardo sexo with another man in "The Last of Us."

Pretty much like Hank Hill being topped by Gribble to them. You dun goofed.

Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:29:04 AM EDT
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@berkeleygiraffe

Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:32:38 AM EDT
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You probably killed the possibility of that with your gif there. Ron Swanson switched sides and had hot, steamy, beardo sexo with another man in "The Last of Us."

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i watched the shit out of that documentary series.

and i thought the gay couple made for a funny episode.

"killed by one of my traps ha ha ha"

however comma i would've stayed in jackson with the hot black chick with side nose ring () instead of wandering down to SLC so it's a good thing they didn't ask me.
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:37:40 AM EDT
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The amount of nice titty is what matters to me, so AOC had my vote.
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Donald Trump was the boomers fuck you vote. Who will be the millennials fuck you president?

AOC?
Taylor swift?
John Cena?
Chelsea Clinton?
They gave us Xiden and they'll give him four more years.

After that, who knows.
what difference at this point does it make?



The amount of nice titty is what matters to me, so AOC had my vote.

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Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:42:29 AM EDT
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Rent free
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:45:13 AM EDT
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Too late.

FAFO.

Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:45:14 AM EDT
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Rent free
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Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:48:24 AM EDT
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It’s called having friends, a foreign concept to older generations.
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GOT

DAYUM

MILLENNIALS

@Agilt
@The_Master_Shake
@TheWhitePill
@Geralt55
@beitodesstrafe


lol @help


It’s called having friends, a foreign concept to older generations.


Friends? Is that a form of making money?
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Friends? Is that a form of making money?
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documentary series i think.


Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:50:55 AM EDT
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rather go by vatnik than boomer
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Lol...enjoy hat nursing home staffed by 3rd world imports who don't speak English.
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gonna get sporty when their 300-lb illegal immigrant caretaker forgets about them for a couple weeks in the home and the life alert stops working.
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Lol...enjoy hat nursing home staffed by 3rd world imports who don't speak English.
gonna get sporty when their 300-lb illegal immigrant caretaker forgets about them for a couple weeks in the home and the life alert stops working.


We need to set up a streaming platform

With TTS



Because profiteering off of decline is what matters most
Link Posted: 9/30/2023 2:54:58 AM EDT
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Here is my unsolicited boomer advice for millennials, you might be worried that AI will take most of the remaining jobs that we haven’t shipped off to Asia. What you need to realize though, there aren’t any buggy whip manufacturers anymore but there are now jobs at the auto factory, yes AI will take those too, but we will need an AI repairman or 2. Millions of jobs might no longer exist but there will be hundreds of new jobs created that we never would have imagined. Good luck!
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FWD FWD FWD
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AOC could fart plums into my mouth.


I'd eat them pit and all.
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I laffed. But I also had a boner because AOC.


AOC could fart plums into my mouth.


I'd eat them pit and all.


GOPEr version: "Reagan and Thatcher could fart plums into my mouth. I'd pay them because facts and logic means that I have to pay them or I'd turn into Karl Marx"

Link Posted: 9/30/2023 3:03:27 AM EDT
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Cot damb.......... And you know the bits haven't been ruined by horse riding like Boebert.

Don't have to break out machines to get her off.
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Cot damb.......... And you know the bits haven't been ruined by horse riding like Boebert.

Don't have to break out machines to get her off.


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I'd like to seize her means of reproduction.
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I'd like to seize her means of reproduction.


That offends the OG male feminist generation...

Boomers
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We should add boomers to the 19th amendment and then repeal it.
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My email signature at work said "Justice for Harambe" for while.
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My email signature at work said "Justice for Harambe" for while.


Harambe > George fr fr no cap
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I saw a booma wearing a united church t shirt today

So i warcrimed him

Fr fr no cap
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I think meetings at work are always awkward.
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I hope you worked at the Cincinnati Zoo and it was crazy awkward at meetings.


I think meetings at work are always awkward.


Gotta play pocket pool to distract yourself from the inanity.
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This is the mindset in millennials that boomers failed to see.

As a kid I went through adults telling me the world would end and I would be eaten by cannibals when Y2K happened.

Then I watched two planes crash into the WTC while eating Applejacks before 1st period in 7th grade.

In high school I listened to some boomer teacher with a FUPA tell me I would never be able to draw social security or even retire and he will enjoy spending my money.

After high school I got called "lazy, entitled, spoiled" in broad brush strokes on social media while I was in Afghanistan shitting in a ditch and going weeks without showering.

And now I can rile all of those same people up with two little words.
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This is the mindset in millennials that boomers failed to see.

As a kid I went through adults telling me the world would end and I would be eaten by cannibals when Y2K happened.

Then I watched two planes crash into the WTC while eating Applejacks before 1st period in 7th grade.

In high school I listened to some boomer teacher with a FUPA tell me I would never be able to draw social security or even retire and he will enjoy spending my money.

After high school I got called "lazy, entitled, spoiled" in broad brush strokes on social media while I was in Afghanistan shitting in a ditch and going weeks without showering.

And now I can rile all of those same people up with two little words.


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Gotta play pocket pool to distract yourself from the inanity.
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I hope you worked at the Cincinnati Zoo and it was crazy awkward at meetings.


I think meetings at work are always awkward.


Gotta play pocket pool to distract yourself from the inanity.
i check out mentally and make $75/hr to fantasize about leanbeefpatty and/or pizza.

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Boomers want to live forever.


Millennials can't wait to die.
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Boomers want to live forever.


Millennials can't wait to die.


They want to live forever, because they know where they're headed in the afterlife.
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