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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:48:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MRTsHaircut:

We are getting a fuckton of rain.  Flooding.  Storm just sitting off the shore.  Track not certain yet and really doesn’t matter my area is northeast quadrant and getting pounded.
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Originally Posted By MRTsHaircut:
Originally Posted By zach_:

Good Luck with the hurricane. Did the news say there were 5 active storms? What the fuck is that? We have a rental on the gulf coast soon. I hope it still stands.

We are getting a fuckton of rain.  Flooding.  Storm just sitting off the shore.  Track not certain yet and really doesn’t matter my area is northeast quadrant and getting pounded.



Ugh...reminds me of a few I got trashed with.  The worst for me was Frances, it actually moved at a decent clip but the storm was so big it took around 36 hours to clear from 35 mph winds and back.  I will say the rain was hit or miss, when a band came through it was game on.  Yours sounds way worse....

Stay safe and above water.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:50:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:


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Why did she stop again!? If you're going through hell, keep going.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:51:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:


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I hate these sub human pieces of shit so much

Goddamn I hope I'm here to see the great reckoning.  I'll just leave it at that.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:51:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:


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Well that doesn't match the guys story at all.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:52:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:


Fine with me, but I'm Jay

One of my favorite movies of all time....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLquuVFa2jo
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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:
Originally Posted By kbi:



Golf ball thru a garden hose huh?


I think Jay and silent Bob are based on FCSD and Greasy


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GaseousYearlyAmericantoad-size_restricted.gif



Fine with me, but I'm Jay

One of my favorite movies of all time....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLquuVFa2jo


Earlier in Cece's basement:



WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING DOWN THERE?

Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:52:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FCSD2162:


Maybe. But Greasy is Lunch Box, not me.
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Clit Commander

Damn I want a name change
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:53:44 PM EDT
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I feel bad for kids who didn't get to grow up with Jay and Silent Bob
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:54:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:55:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:

Clit Commander

Damn I want a name change
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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:



I feel bad for kids who didn't get to grow up with Jay and Silent Bob
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#metoo
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:55:34 PM EDT
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I'll call dibs on the "Silent Bob" type
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:57:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:



But..but...its my birthday.


Really.
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:
Originally Posted By cccollin545:
I think it will be a nothingburger tonight



But..but...its my birthday.


Really.


Happy birthday


If we had enough notice we could've sent a strip o gram over



Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:58:42 PM EDT
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The cfo might not have approved.

Thanks though.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 9:59:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:
The cfo might not have approved.

Thanks though.
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You have to send her off with her friends for the evening.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:01:00 PM EDT
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Her friends are nurses too. I would be hunted down by a pack of crazy

Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:01:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 6SJ7GT:


Better to let someone start wrestling with him and press that button that pops the door.
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Originally Posted By m35ben:
K9 officer in Tampa needs to get his dog out.


Better to let someone start wrestling with him and press that button that pops the door.
Yep... Dog shifts into "take no prisoner" mode and it's fucking glorious to watch.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:02:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:

I'll call dibs on the "Silent Bob" type
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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:

I'll call dibs on the "Silent Bob" type




CeCe likes them thiccccccccc


Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:02:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:
Her friends are nurses too. I would be hunted down by a pack of crazy

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Yeah, fuck that. I retract my previous statement.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:03:34 PM EDT
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Smart man
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:03:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:



I feel bad for kids who didn't get to grow up with Jay and Silent Bob
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One of the guys I was friends with in college decided to go to LA and try to work in movies, as crew not as an actor because he was a tubby goofy looking fucker, and he actually worked as crew on Clerks before deciding he hated LA and moved back to PA to open a video rental place in a little college town, so yeah not great long term planning but he made money hand over fist during the '90s. I watched it with him before it became a cult classic, his stories from the set were both funny and kinda disturbing.  
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:03:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:

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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:
Originally Posted By ecgRN:



But..but...its my birthday.


Really.






Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
We gon shit on yo pillow
Happy Birthday to youuuuu
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:03:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kbi:




CeCe likes them thiccccccccc


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Originally Posted By kbi:
Originally Posted By Cecenrse:

I'll call dibs on the "Silent Bob" type




CeCe likes them thiccccccccc





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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:05:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:
Originally Posted By kbi:



Golf ball thru a garden hose huh?


I think Jay and silent Bob are based on FCSD and Greasy


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GaseousYearlyAmericantoad-size_restricted.gif



Fine with me, but I'm Jay

One of my favorite movies of all time....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLquuVFa2jo


Earlier in Cece's basement:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7fad81d576b3759fb1471352fc3db203/tenor.gif?itemid=9269075

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING DOWN THERE?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fe51f640ac54b73340092f8833be45b6/tenor.gif?itemid=10413001




Greasy got excited with all the triple chasers and do not resist ( thunk ) stop resisting ( thunk )

Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:05:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Splittiebus66:





Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
We gon shit on yo pillow
Happy Birthday to youuuuu
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Originally Posted By Splittiebus66:
Originally Posted By Cecenrse:
Originally Posted By ecgRN:



But..but...its my birthday.


Really.






Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
We gon shit on yo pillow
Happy Birthday to youuuuu


Post more!
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:05:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Splittiebus66:


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Happy Birthday to you
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I would be honored. I think.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:07:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:



Never figured gas mask collectors existed
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I've been collecting them since the 90s when I picked up a NIB Israeli gas mask at Academy for $5
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:07:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Splittiebus66:





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Happy Birthday to you
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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:08:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kbi:




Greasy got excited with all the triple chasers and do not resist ( thunk ) stop resisting ( thunk )

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CorruptDearDodobird-size_restricted.gif
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Originally Posted By kbi:
Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:
Originally Posted By kbi:



Golf ball thru a garden hose huh?


I think Jay and silent Bob are based on FCSD and Greasy


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GaseousYearlyAmericantoad-size_restricted.gif



Fine with me, but I'm Jay

One of my favorite movies of all time....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLquuVFa2jo


Earlier in Cece's basement:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7fad81d576b3759fb1471352fc3db203/tenor.gif?itemid=9269075

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING DOWN THERE?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fe51f640ac54b73340092f8833be45b6/tenor.gif?itemid=10413001




Greasy got excited with all the triple chasers and do not resist ( thunk ) stop resisting ( thunk )

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CorruptDearDodobird-size_restricted.gif


Hey GE, how much for a handjob?

Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:08:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Fulminata:


One of the guys I was friends with in college decided to go to LA and try to work in movies, as crew not as an actor because he was a tubby goofy looking fucker, and he actually worked as crew on Clerks before deciding he hated LA and moved back to PA to open a video rental place in a little college town, so yeah not great long term planning but he made money hand over fist during the '90s. I watched it with him before it became a cult classic, his stories from the set were both funny and kinda disturbing.  
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Originally Posted By Fulminata:
Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:



I feel bad for kids who didn't get to grow up with Jay and Silent Bob


One of the guys I was friends with in college decided to go to LA and try to work in movies, as crew not as an actor because he was a tubby goofy looking fucker, and he actually worked as crew on Clerks before deciding he hated LA and moved back to PA to open a video rental place in a little college town, so yeah not great long term planning but he made money hand over fist during the '90s. I watched it with him before it became a cult classic, his stories from the set were both funny and kinda disturbing.  

Cool! Neat story. What college did you go to again? I forget.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:08:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:


I would be honored. I think.
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:
Originally Posted By Splittiebus66:


Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
We gon shit on yo pillow
Happy Birthday to youuuuu


I would be honored. I think.



But then you wake up in the dungeon across from the two Mr peepers who are laughing hysterically
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:09:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:


Hey GE, how much for a handjob?

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We go off the fucking rails in here when nothing's going on!
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:10:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cav-Gunner:
Would like to pancake Tampa streamer's face with an E-tool.
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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:10:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:


Hey GE, how much for a handjob?

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So when is the donkey show?  
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:11:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:

Don't laugh at that fag....he's the one who discovered you could suck off Glowies for bangs

Hearing myself type some of the shit I do in this thread...
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Yes, you must ask yourself... "If I said this out loud...."
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:11:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Subsonic300B:


So when is the donkey show?  
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Originally Posted By Subsonic300B:
Originally Posted By MotorMouth:


Hey GE, how much for a handjob?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/e4/73/76e47332ecc398d44e8d5c96bd32a4ee.gif


So when is the donkey show?  

Interspecies erotica?
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:11:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FCSD2162:

Cool! Neat story. What college did you go to again? I forget.
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Wasn't that one, was the other one.

Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:12:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AWellPlacedShot:

Yes, you must ask yourself... "If I said this out loud...."
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Originally Posted By AWellPlacedShot:
Originally Posted By GreasyEasy:

Don't laugh at that fag....he's the one who discovered you could suck off Glowies for bangs

Hearing myself type some of the shit I do in this thread...

Yes, you must ask yourself... "If I said this out loud...."

Man, that ship sailed long ago.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:12:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Splittiebus66:





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Happy Birthday to you
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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:13:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Fulminata:


Wasn't that one, was the other one.

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Originally Posted By Fulminata:
Originally Posted By FCSD2162:

Cool! Neat story. What college did you go to again? I forget.


Wasn't that one, was the other one.



Oh man. My sides hurt. This is the one of mostest awesomest threads.
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:14:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Fulminata:


Wasn't that one, was the other one.

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You are growing and maturing in your self restraint. Slightly impressed.


Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:15:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ecgRN:



But..but...its my birthday.


Really.
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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:15:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TurdFergeson:

winning!

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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:16:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By jekbrown:


Entirely justified, really. Each of these terrorists is backed by an international conglomerate with near-infinite funds. We've all seen the GoFundMe accounts set up for these assholes, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Guarantee there will be pro bono representation from great trial lawyers, family support, and millions raised/donated for these pieces of shit. IMO, $1M is the perfect amount. Attainable for the marxists to raise, but how many times can they do it... lol
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Agreed, now track where it came from......
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:16:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FCSD2162:


Oh man. My sides hurt. This is the one of mostest awesomest threads.
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Harrumph!


Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:18:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Fulminata:


Harrumph!

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Originally Posted By Fulminata:
Originally Posted By FCSD2162:


Oh man. My sides hurt. This is the one of mostest awesomest threads.


Harrumph!

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P.S. - Is that show worth a shit?
Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:19:04 PM EDT
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We go off the fucking rails in here when nothing's going on!
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Link Posted: 9/15/2020 10:21:04 PM EDT
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Post 100 is a custom shoop just for you guys:
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Originally Posted By FCSD2162:

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P.S. - Is that show worth a shit?
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Originally Posted By FCSD2162:
Originally Posted By Fulminata:
Originally Posted By FCSD2162:


Oh man. My sides hurt. This is the one of mostest awesomest threads.


Harrumph!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/4ZgG2WUgdSzivBdzUe/source.gif

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P.S. - Is that show worth a shit?

The first five or so seasons are hilarious.

It's a little like Seinfeld, but with sociopaths.
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Originally Posted By FCSD2162:

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I haven't seen a whole lot of it, but what I did see made me piss myself laughing.
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The first five or so seasons are hilarious.

It's a little like Seinfeld, but with sociopaths.
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Yeah but I'd qualify it as "more obvious sociopaths."
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