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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:26:35 PM EDT
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Still haven't found the clitoris huh.
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:28:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Discolite: Bruh lesbos, especially butch lesbos, sometimes want sex with a man and want you to release inside of them. Like even the most man hating ones sometimes just want a dude. Like Gold Stars are rare. Now now you won’t “convert” them but just enjoy it. I sure do love lesbians with masculine auras. I like masculine women. Not just tomboys. I mean seriously masculine women. I don’t know why. I just do. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Discolite: Originally Posted By MshakeMO: Right I've had the privilege of observing such things on rare occasions. It was always the holy grail, like seeing Sasquatch. I mean not Sasquatch in lesbian sex. A chick grinding on you can take place in a situation where fucking is out of the question. If two chicks are supercolliding their boxes it's always a "holy fuck look at that" situation regardless of clothing or environment. Bruh lesbos, especially butch lesbos, sometimes want sex with a man and want you to release inside of them. Like even the most man hating ones sometimes just want a dude. Like Gold Stars are rare. Now now you won’t “convert” them but just enjoy it. I sure do love lesbians with masculine auras. I like masculine women. Not just tomboys. I mean seriously masculine women. I don’t know why. I just do. Interesting. |
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:29:43 PM EDT
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This thread is relevant to my interests.
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:32:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By trigg12k: Never had a girl hump your leg? I had a girl do that to my leg at a party once on a dare. She shucked her panties off from under her skirt and then, right there in front of everyone, pushed my shorts up and mounted my leg. U2's "In A Little While" was on the stereo as she ground her clam on my skin. Most of the girls in the room were in mesmerized silence, the guys were in roudy applause. I was giggling almost the whole time it tickled so bad. She'd been gyrating around and back and fourth in constant pressure on my thigh with her eyes closed for most of the song. Then towards the end of the song, Bono is singing "slooowly, slooowly my love" and she opens her eyes and locks them on mine just as she came to a focused, shuddering end. Left a clam streak on me which I made a great show of sampling. The room erupted. That was the only time someone fucked me without me having sex. |
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:33:47 PM EDT
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In this thread we find out OP doesn’t know how the clitoris works and thinks scissoring is bumping...
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:36:33 PM EDT
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According to my gf, scissoring worked good in college. I only wish I was there
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:38:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tsg68: In this thread we find out OP doesn’t know how the clitoris works and thinks scissoring is bumping... I'm fairly well versed on the subject.. But this specifically looks like the most awkward thing imaginable. I remember when it was shrouded in mystery.. Then you realize oh it's that thing.. blooodledodoodooldledledledledledle.. and they liftoff. It's really not complicated. |
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:41:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By thehellbringer: Still haven't found the clitoris huh. What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball? Men will actually spend time looking for a golf ball. |
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:42:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't care. Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film. |
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:44:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ozwald: ass2ass 
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:45:17 PM EDT
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I used to work with a black woman who was militant butch lesbian and she told me that she would scissor with her girls to sync their periods so they both got their bitch on at the same time. She had a great sense of humor.
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:46:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CTM1: I used to work with a black woman who was militant butch lesbian and she told me that she would scissor with her girls to sync their periods so they both got their bitch on at the same time. She had a great sense of humor. Holy shit lol. |
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:46:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:49:54 PM EDT
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There is a funny lesbian comedian who says it is not a thing. And food for thought: Kids done run with scissors and women don't scissor with the runs.
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:52:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By EOTWAWKI: Knee her in the cooter? LOL They’re not going Superfly Jimmy Snuka off the turn buckle into each other’s crotch. Dude, you've won the internet... I can't get the image of Superfly Snuka coming off the top rope face first into some chicks gash out of my head - or stop laughing.  |
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Posted: 5/12/2020 11:57:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:03:36 AM EDT
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Does Arfcom have the equivalent of Little Pony of the female variety we can interrogate?
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:04:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MshakeMO: How about heat shrink and wacking it with potatoes in socks? Bubble wrap. Just saying... |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:07:23 AM EDT
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Of course they don't do it. Impossible to penetrate the 2nd wall.
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:09:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll have to launch an investigative probe. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Don't care. Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film. I'll have to launch an investigative probe. my investigative finding shows...they were not acting. |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:09:31 AM EDT
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Why wouldnt it work? Its just pressure being applied. The proper amount in the right places...
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:09:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By maleante: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/95/74/329574cfe88d9318f96b5325487b93bf.gif What was that fucked up movie about junkies and ended with a double butt dong of doom? I have a feeling that's what's being referenced.
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:09:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Wolverine1776: Never heard of "docking", have you? 8==><==oO |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:10:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bogie: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/48067/9B9807F0-0665-461F-87F7-29F796DF3131_jpe-1413449.JPG 
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:10:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You seem well informed. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ah yes, the one where Lauren Phillips catches some young girl banging her her husband, so she decides to get a piece for herself. A classic. You seem well informed. People joke about there being enough porn on the internet that it could stop being made and it would never run out, but that's just not true. Pornhub is by far the best of the tube sites. Xhamster is a decent second with some weirder Eastern European and other niche stuff, but for quality and quantity of content Pornhub can't be beat. I've gotten to the point where I've seen every video of the actresses I'm interested in, of which there are many, and most being now retired. Unless I find a video particularly good , I don't often rewatch them. So now I have to wait for new girls that pique my interest to come onto the scene, and hope they stick around for more than a video or two. Sometimes I can have some luck browsing the top pages or searching for scenarios/keywords and stumbling across something new, but it's like needle in a haystack. |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:13:57 AM EDT
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There's never been a more appropriate thread for this gif than this one:
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:14:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cross-Threaded: What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball? Men will actually spend time looking for a golf ball. What’s the difference between a clitoris and a Bud Light? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second. |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:16:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AcidGambit: What’s the difference between a clitoris and a Bud Light? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second. 
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:17:36 AM EDT
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Hahahahahahaha!
Oh my god where to start? Tribbing aka scissoring is real, and no, it needn't be violent or abusive. I mean, it can be. Ever had your dick slapped? Ever smacked a pussy with your hand? Seriously, you never had a chick rub herself off on your leg? Are you twelve years old? Son, you've much to learn. Sigh. Next time your with a woman (giggle) slap her puss. No, don't just haul off and crack her in the crack, but . . . Hey, I saw this kinky thing in a "movie" once. It's kind of weird, but everyone seemed to like it. Can we try? Then slap her pussy, gently, and judge her reaction. No don't haul off with all your might, at first. However, eventually, you may find yourself dishing out more abuse than you're comfortable with. I know I have. lol, good luck my sweet Summer child. |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:18:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: my investigative finding shows...they were not acting. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Don't care. Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly did the greatest lesbian scene ever recorded on film. I'll have to launch an investigative probe. my investigative finding shows...they were not acting. 
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:19:47 AM EDT
[#31]
This place is getting pathetic
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:23:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Vne: I had a girl do that to my leg at a party once on a dare. She shucked her panties off from under her skirt and then, right there in front of everyone, pushed my shorts up and mounted my leg. U2's "In A Little While" was on the stereo as she ground her clam on my skin. Most of the girls in the room were in mesmerized silence, the guys were in roudy applause. I was giggling almost the whole time it tickled so bad. She'd been gyrating around and back and fourth in constant pressure on my thigh with her eyes closed for most of the song. Then towards the end of the song, Bono is singing "slooowly, slooowly my love" and she opens her eyes and locks them on mine just as she came to a focused, shuddering end. Left a clam streak on me which I made a great show of sampling. The room erupted. That was the only time someone fucked me without me having sex. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Vne: Originally Posted By trigg12k: Never had a girl hump your leg? I had a girl do that to my leg at a party once on a dare. She shucked her panties off from under her skirt and then, right there in front of everyone, pushed my shorts up and mounted my leg. U2's "In A Little While" was on the stereo as she ground her clam on my skin. Most of the girls in the room were in mesmerized silence, the guys were in roudy applause. I was giggling almost the whole time it tickled so bad. She'd been gyrating around and back and fourth in constant pressure on my thigh with her eyes closed for most of the song. Then towards the end of the song, Bono is singing "slooowly, slooowly my love" and she opens her eyes and locks them on mine just as she came to a focused, shuddering end. Left a clam streak on me which I made a great show of sampling. The room erupted. That was the only time someone fucked me without me having sex. Never paid for movie theater popcorn then, I take it? |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:25:01 AM EDT
[#33]
I want to believe
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:26:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't care, scissoring is for my pleasure not theirs. |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:28:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 54bravo: Does Arfcom have the equivalent of Little Pony of the female variety we can interrogate? We use to. But she was run off. |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:28:43 AM EDT
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Really? Dont go around asking for a ZJ OP. You definitely cant afford or handle one of those.
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:31:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Discolite: Bruh lesbos, especially butch lesbos, sometimes want sex with a man and want you to release inside of them. Like even the most man hating ones sometimes just want a dude. Like Gold Stars are rare. Now now you won’t “convert” them but just enjoy it. I sure do love lesbians with masculine auras. I like masculine women. Not just tomboys. I mean seriously masculine women. I don’t know why. I just do. dude |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:34:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MshakeMO: What was that fucked up movie about junkies and ended with a double butt dong of doom? I have a feeling that's what's being referenced. Requiem for a Dream |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:34:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bravo_Six: I want to believe 
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:41:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MshakeMO: So for all their bullshit you're telling me it's common for chicks to just randomly hunch on shit like a dog? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MshakeMO: Originally Posted By TurdyDingo: Exactly. Look up tribbing. Sniff your girls bed post next time you're over OP So for all their bullshit you're telling me it's common for chicks to just randomly hunch on shit like a dog? I wont post a link or anything, but the master thesis of this can be found. Click To View Spoiler |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:42:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By sq40: I wont post a link or anything, but the master thesis of this can be found. Click To View Spoiler Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By sq40: Originally Posted By MshakeMO: Originally Posted By TurdyDingo: Exactly. Look up tribbing. Sniff your girls bed post next time you're over OP So for all their bullshit you're telling me it's common for chicks to just randomly hunch on shit like a dog? I wont post a link or anything, but the master thesis of this can be found. Click To View Spoiler But how fast can she run a quarter mile while shifting with her bits? |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:42:57 AM EDT
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Know what I like most? Cake farts.
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:43:21 AM EDT
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OK, so that's scissoring but what about "tummy sticks"? Is that real?
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:52:49 AM EDT
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saw a chick in a dress screwing her self on a low guard rail post at a bon jovi concert in 1995.
post was a 1.5 pipe with one of those round tops on it. It was at "Desert Sky Pavilions" here in Phoenix AZ |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 12:53:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jtrunch: OK, so that's scissoring but what about "tummy sticks"? Is that real? And the Dirty Sanchez, that's real right? Please don't tell me that's not real. |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 1:21:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cross-Threaded: And the Dirty Sanchez, that's real right? Please don't tell me that's not real. Si Senior...  You know you did it right when you start the date w/ mexican & margaritas & end w/ UTIs & conjunctivitis.
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Posted: 5/13/2020 1:25:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By EOTWAWKI: dude Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By EOTWAWKI: Originally Posted By Discolite: Bruh lesbos, especially butch lesbos, sometimes want sex with a man and want you to release inside of them. Like even the most man hating ones sometimes just want a dude. .... dude Sounds like sonebody wants to pay a butch dyke 18 years of child support while she laughs, and can't believe she found someone STUPID enough to cum inside her. FFS man.... |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 1:45:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ...it's common for chicks to just randomly hunch on shit like a dog?  |
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Posted: 5/13/2020 1:46:26 AM EDT
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I know a lesbian that doesn't scissor. Then again she is over 250lbs and her girlfriend is well over 300.
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Posted: 5/13/2020 1:51:41 AM EDT
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I had a girlfriend who could orgasm from dry humping my leg, so I guess in theory it would work from mutual rubbing, But I also knew a lesbian couple who said scissoring doesn’t work and it’s just a porn thing. Too sensitive down there.
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