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Link Posted: 6/26/2024 5:56:15 PM EDT
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with a 12ga...
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 5:58:31 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm impressed. GD only running at 7% homo on this one. A possible record low?
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 6:01:23 PM EDT
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Same here...tired of her already

Men are so gross. I was chatting with my buddy about this and Dr. Laura addressed this topic long time ago.

This Hawk Tawking thing is gross and trashy - not sensual....there's 10 different ways to lube a thing without being nasty.

Before she was a thing, I've seen it in porn a million times. I'm sexy, not trashy.. but hey, some people get off on scrapping the barrel of a trash can
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Link Posted: 6/26/2024 6:13:53 PM EDT
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All you same "wood screw" posters would also post "dont stick your dick in crazy" when she is in the headlines for burning down some other trailer park bitches single wide while Hauk Tauhs black boyfriend was inside giving the side piece the working over.

She's a nasty piece of backwoods country trash. She will give you VD, unwanted kids, and file a restraining order against you after pouring sugar in your gas tank.

Do you men have no standards?!?
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Screen name is appropriate
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 6:54:26 PM EDT
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Same here...tired of her already

Men are so gross. I was chatting with my buddy about this and Dr. Laura addressed this topic long time ago.

This Hawk Tawking thing is gross and trashy - not sensual....there's 10 different ways to lube a thing without being nasty.

Before she was a thing, I've seen it in porn a million times. I'm sexy, not trashy.. but hey, some people get off on scrapping the barrel of a trash can
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Cute girl but I’m so sick of this forced joke. Though, I’m sure she’ll be on OF soon enough. They always are


Same here...tired of her already

Men are so gross. I was chatting with my buddy about this and Dr. Laura addressed this topic long time ago.

This Hawk Tawking thing is gross and trashy - not sensual....there's 10 different ways to lube a thing without being nasty.

Before she was a thing, I've seen it in porn a million times. I'm sexy, not trashy.. but hey, some people get off on scrapping the barrel of a trash can


This. I guess I'm getting old (actually I am old), but I didn't find that appealing when I was younger. The world and GD will move on.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 6:56:15 PM EDT
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normally these sorts of things get irritating after a bit.

But the fact she's completely taken over pride month,  I gotta give her props. Way to go.


there's a lesson there. We need the next viral ho queued up for next year.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 7:18:40 PM EDT
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normally these sorts of things get irritating after a bit.

But the fact she's completely taken over pride month,  I gotta give her props. Way to go.


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Link Posted: 6/26/2024 7:33:54 PM EDT
[#8]
meh.  inkie  
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 7:35:36 PM EDT
[#9]
I mean, she's slender so she's automatically an 8 just for that these days.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 7:37:21 PM EDT
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Yeah, and if she's got one on her arm, you know she's got at least one or more in hidey places. Odds are good there's one within five inches of her coochie. So gross.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 7:38:26 PM EDT
[#11]
This ends in a bathtub full of ice without a kidney and a wallet.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 7:59:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Hell yeah, I would spit on her thang.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 8:01:32 PM EDT
[#13]

Yup. Snakes are good protein.


Link Posted: 6/26/2024 8:11:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Hawk Tuah girl is nice looking and obviously knows a lot about handling penis.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 8:11:58 PM EDT
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She's hot and she's naughty.

What's not to like here?

Trump should have her at a rally doing the Hawk Tuah onto a Joe Biden flag.
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Link Posted: 6/26/2024 8:12:14 PM EDT
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This. I guess I'm getting old (actually I am old), but I didn't find that appealing when I was younger. The world and GD will move on.
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Cute girl but I’m so sick of this forced joke. Though, I’m sure she’ll be on OF soon enough. They always are


Same here...tired of her already

Men are so gross. I was chatting with my buddy about this and Dr. Laura addressed this topic long time ago.

This Hawk Tawking thing is gross and trashy - not sensual....there's 10 different ways to lube a thing without being nasty.

Before she was a thing, I've seen it in porn a million times. I'm sexy, not trashy.. but hey, some people get off on scrapping the barrel of a trash can


This. I guess I'm getting old (actually I am old), but I didn't find that appealing when I was younger. The world and GD will move on.


You missed out.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 8:50:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/26/2024 9:01:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/26/2024 9:09:29 PM EDT
[#19]
Is that a MRSA lesion on her arm?
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 9:13:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Under the right circumstances yes.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 9:19:05 PM EDT
[#21]
Yeah, her tonsils. I’d give her an endoscopy.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 9:38:03 PM EDT
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She united a nation more than any politician ever could.
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Hawk Tuah 2024!

Bigger_Hammer
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 9:41:16 PM EDT
[#23]
Never invite women not right in the head into your life. Nothing is worth the misery.
Link Posted: 6/26/2024 11:53:30 PM EDT
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All you same "wood screw" posters would also post "dont stick your dick in crazy" when she is in the headlines for burning down some other trailer park bitches single wide while Hauk Tauhs black boyfriend was inside giving the side piece the working over.

She's a nasty piece of backwoods country trash. She will give you VD, unwanted kids, and file a restraining order against you after pouring sugar in your gas tank.

Do you men have no standards?!?
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Lol, the paranoia in this post.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 12:10:13 AM EDT
[#25]
The question is “would you hit it”.

I said yes because in my book she is pretty hot.

The question is not whether or not you want her to hocker on your dick, marry her, get to know her intellectually, have kids with her, take her to a family reunion, etc.

If she were lying down naked, begging for it, would you bang her and leave. Yes or no?
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 12:12:37 AM EDT
[#26]
Girl makes joke, GD loses it’s mind, lol.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 12:18:28 AM EDT
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She's hot and she's naughty.

What's not to like here?

Trump should have her at a rally doing the Hawk Tuah onto a Joe Biden flag.
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Fucking Genius!
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 12:44:37 AM EDT
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When I was younger, sure. Now I just see an alimony payment.
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If you ain't really careful.....18 years of child support and bad credit !
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 12:47:22 AM EDT
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My girl likes me to treat her trashy in bed
Its a thing.
I am guessing your missionary sex every night and then you both take a shower and read the bible works for you.
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Link Posted: 6/27/2024 1:07:21 AM EDT
[#30]
Do I get a burner phone first?
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 1:12:36 AM EDT
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Same here...tired of her already

Men are so gross. I was chatting with my buddy about this and Dr. Laura addressed this topic long time ago.

This Hawk Tawking thing is gross and trashy - not sensual....there's 10 different ways to lube a thing without being nasty.

Before she was a thing, I've seen it in porn a million times. I'm sexy, not trashy.. but hey, some people get off on scrapping the barrel of a trash can
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Cute girl but I’m so sick of this forced joke. Though, I’m sure she’ll be on OF soon enough. They always are


Same here...tired of her already

Men are so gross. I was chatting with my buddy about this and Dr. Laura addressed this topic long time ago.

This Hawk Tawking thing is gross and trashy - not sensual....there's 10 different ways to lube a thing without being nasty.

Before she was a thing, I've seen it in porn a million times. I'm sexy, not trashy.. but hey, some people get off on scrapping the barrel of a trash can



Lol

Well that sounded like the stereotypical statement of someone in the menopausal stage in life.

I'm guessing all that was sarcasm?
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 1:14:50 AM EDT
[#32]
Whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next King of England.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 1:38:09 AM EDT
[#33]
I didn't realize this place had so many gay people in it.

Yes, I would definitely hit that.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 5:00:56 AM EDT
[#34]
She is not a bad looking girl but the whole hauk tuah thing did little for me.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 5:03:19 AM EDT
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Like a mad dog in a meat house.
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Link Posted: 6/27/2024 6:01:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/27/2024 7:02:24 AM EDT
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All you same "wood screw" posters would also post "dont stick your dick in crazy" when she is in the headlines for burning down some other trailer park bitches single wide while Hauk Tauhs black boyfriend was inside giving the side piece the working over.

She's a nasty piece of backwoods country trash. She will give you VD, unwanted kids, and file a restraining order against you after pouring sugar in your gas tank.

Do you men have no standards?!?
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For many, "don't stick your dick in crazy" is an explanation of why shit went sideways, not advice to avoid shit going sideways. I think there might be a graph out there that demonstrates this.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 7:09:05 AM EDT
[#38]
10 openly gay ARFCOMers

40 ARFCOMers still in closet
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 7:26:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/27/2024 7:33:53 AM EDT
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10 openly gay ARFCOMers

40 ARFCOMers still in closet
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And a bunch of Puritans hiding behind a keyboard while they polish the Bishop and thump the Bible.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 8:31:17 AM EDT
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Meh. It was that way when I.. uh.. found it.

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As a member here, you should know how to use MS-Paint.  Simple fix.
Of course, you'd have to give a damn, and take 5 minutes to prep the pics.

As a member here, you probably don't, and wouldn't.

It's cool, though.

EDIT:  I shouldn't be so hostile about something so trivial.  This place is giving me bad habits.
Sorry, man...
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 8:33:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/27/2024 8:41:23 AM EDT
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lol funny thread...the other day my wife told me that I would fuck anything..so much so, that I would fuck a snake if I could keep it from moving.

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Wait, the movement is the best part!
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 9:13:57 AM EDT
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Lol

Well that sounded like the stereotypical statement of someone in the menopausal stage in life.

I'm guessing all that was sarcasm?
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Cute girl but I’m so sick of this forced joke. Though, I’m sure she’ll be on OF soon enough. They always are


Same here...tired of her already

Men are so gross. I was chatting with my buddy about this and Dr. Laura addressed this topic long time ago.

This Hawk Tawking thing is gross and trashy - not sensual....there's 10 different ways to lube a thing without being nasty.

Before she was a thing, I've seen it in porn a million times. I'm sexy, not trashy.. but hey, some people get off on scrapping the barrel of a trash can



Lol

Well that sounded like the stereotypical statement of someone in the menopausal stage in life.

I'm guessing all that was sarcasm?

Especially the random “I’m sexy” part.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 11:37:47 AM EDT
[#45]
Hell yes. I bet she's wild.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 12:30:51 PM EDT
[#46]
If she don't hawk tuah, I don't wanna tawk tuha

Link Posted: 6/27/2024 2:29:49 PM EDT
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If she don't hawk tuah, I don't wanna tawk tuha

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2,3,1,
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 2:35:29 PM EDT
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Wood. She gets bonus points for hanging out by Kid Rock's place, a bastion of 'merica in the libtard wasteland that is Nashville.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 2:44:37 PM EDT
[#49]
Chick yes.  Snake....with a 12 ga.
Link Posted: 6/27/2024 2:49:47 PM EDT
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Who said anything about marring her? Wrap it to prevent kids, hit it, then move on.
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When I was younger, sure. Now I just see an alimony payment.


Who said anything about marring her? Wrap it to prevent kids, hit it, then move on.

Oh, she'll be plenty marred when I get done with her.
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