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Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:35:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:37:49 AM EDT
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Damn, it doesn't take much to make you happy.  
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I'd swim it for a $100.00 Basspro gift card...
Damn, it doesn't take much to make you happy.  
I was thinking cry for help.

And no thanks, not doing it. Someones life would need to be on the line and even then...
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:38:11 AM EDT
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I don’t know.   Would you walk 50 yards while 10 yards from a pride of lions for a million?
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Did you know that Indian Boys used to run up to the bear and slap him? Count coup on him as a test of manhood.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:38:14 AM EDT
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25 yards? maybe for 10 mil i’d take that shot

30+ yards? not for all the money in the world, it’d be suicide
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:41:19 AM EDT
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Knowing how rare shark attacks really are...

And growing up around the ocean...

I would do it...
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:43:53 AM EDT
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I have personally been cage diving in that exact location.

FUCK NO!!

I have never seen so many sharks in one location, much less fucking HUGE ass Great Whites!

It was awesome in the cage, but fuck being in open water at night!!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:47:59 AM EDT
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Shit I’ll do it for 250k if I can have a swim buddy and that buddy can have 750k. Has to be Leslie Jones while she’s on the rag tho.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:49:59 AM EDT
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Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa

Made my fucking day!
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:51:13 AM EDT
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25 yards? Yep.
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Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:51:14 AM EDT
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Yes I would, but you'd have to watch me do it naked. $10 mil would get you a speedo. $15 mil for trunks.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:51:39 AM EDT
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I'd swim it for a $100.00 Basspro gift card...
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can i subcontract my chance to this guy?
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:54:50 AM EDT
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Answered. I seriously always thought Great White Sharks were at the top of the food chain on their specific turf, or I should say surf. Damn!!!
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They nom on Great Whites.

Hence when Orcas are around.....Great Whites unass the area.
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This one time ... an Orca ate a Great White and the rest of the Great Whites cleared out for the entire feeding season
Answered. I seriously always thought Great White Sharks were at the top of the food chain on their specific turf, or I should say surf. Damn!!!
Orcas are the wolves of the sea.

Killer Whales Working Together to Hunt Seals on Ice | BBC Earth
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:56:41 AM EDT
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Shit I’ll do it for 250k if I can have a swim buddy and that buddy can have 750k. Has to be Leslie Jones while she’s on the rag tho.
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I like where you are with this... Can we add Jane Fonda?
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:56:56 AM EDT
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I swim laps and do 25 meters in 20 seconds leisurely.

In that situation I suspect id make a cool mil in roughly 10-15 seconds.

Or die.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:58:19 AM EDT
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My 50yrd freestyle with flip turn is something like 26 seconds.

Jumping off a boat means I clear the first 5 yards before I hit the water. I will be at the other boat in less then 12 seconds. So unless the fish finder is pinging hot I am going to be out of the water before the shark recognizes the splash.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 9:59:48 AM EDT
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Life is more precious than any amount of money, so no.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:03:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:04:34 AM EDT
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Why not, better odds of surviving then winning a million playing the lottery.

Can I throw a couple sticks of dynamite in before hand for a distraction.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:05:35 AM EDT
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Which would you rather do... walk 25 yards in South Africa or swim 25 yards in S. African waters?
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:06:21 AM EDT
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I like where you are with this... Can we add Jane Fonda?
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Shit I’ll do it for 250k if I can have a swim buddy and that buddy can have 750k. Has to be Leslie Jones while she’s on the rag tho.
I like where you are with this... Can we add Jane Fonda?
Sure why not.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:08:36 AM EDT
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not the point.  The point is the attitude you project, regardless of its' factualness.

The one sure way to activate a predator's prey drive is to act like prey.
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At 6 feet long you're not the predator to much in the ocean. You better swim your ass as fast as you can.
not the point.  The point is the attitude you project, regardless of its' factualness.

The one sure way to activate a predator's prey drive is to act like prey.
Surely you're not that dense. A great white wont care if your panicking or leisurely doing the backstroke while drinkin a 40 and smoking a blunt.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:08:39 AM EDT
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I don’t know.   Would you walk 50 yards while 10 yards from a pride of lions for a million?
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People pay to do that.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:15:40 AM EDT
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Yes.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:15:59 AM EDT
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Surely you're not that dense. A great white wont care if your panicking or leisurely doing the backstroke while drinkin a 40 and smoking a blunt.
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Fine.  we can both do it.  You can splash and make tons of noise and draw all the attention to yourself.  I'll take it slow and easy and quietly.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:17:19 AM EDT
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Surely you're not that dense. A great white wont care if your panicking or leisurely doing the backstroke while drinkin a 40 and smoking a blunt.
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At 6 feet long you're not the predator to much in the ocean. You better swim your ass as fast as you can.
not the point.  The point is the attitude you project, regardless of its' factualness.

The one sure way to activate a predator's prey drive is to act like prey.
Surely you're not that dense. A great white wont care if your panicking or leisurely doing the backstroke while drinkin a 40 and smoking a blunt.
Sheeeeeeiit. That shark would look up and be like


Then go on about his way.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:21:23 AM EDT
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Fine.  we can both do it.  You can splash and make tons of noise and draw all the attention to yourself.  I'll take it slow and easy and quietly.
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Surely you're not that dense. A great white wont care if your panicking or leisurely doing the backstroke while drinkin a 40 and smoking a blunt.
Fine.  we can both do it.  You can splash and make tons of noise and draw all the attention to yourself.  I'll take it slow and easy and quietly.
Ok we'll hook a winch up to the boat and it can drag me 25 yards in a cage. I wont even have to thrash around, will be plenty of commotion. You swim nice and slow next to me.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:23:01 AM EDT
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Ok we'll hook a winch up to the boat and it can drag me 25 yards in a cage. I wont even have to thrash around, will be plenty of commotion. You swim nice and slow next to me.
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Seems you didn't read the OP.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:25:01 AM EDT
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Seems you didn't read the OP.
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Ok we'll hook a winch up to the boat and it can drag me 25 yards in a cage. I wont even have to thrash around, will be plenty of commotion. You swim nice and slow next to me.
Seems you didn't read the OP.
Yes I did, that's why I wouldn't swim in those waters.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:25:46 AM EDT
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Is the million tax free,or do I have to pay a luxury tax on it ?
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:28:16 AM EDT
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No f---ing way.  OP is talking about a place where whites gather to lay in ambush for seals.  Nope money don't do you much good when you being turned into shark poo.  Besides what a horrible way to exit this existence.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:29:45 AM EDT
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I was there last May and fished for Tuna. We drove past seal island



Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:30:22 AM EDT
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Farewell And Adieu You Fair Spanish Ladies... Quint's Song in Jaws
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:34:27 AM EDT
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Why have people been bringing up Orca Whales around here lately. Are they bad asses or something?
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If you live in the ocean, you are either the Orca's food or the Orca's bitch.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:49:00 AM EDT
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ingress
/inres/
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the action or fact of going in or entering.
synonyms:entry, entrance, access, means of entry, admittance, admission

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Uhm, no?   I stated I would if there was a quick way to get out of the water on the receiving boat.  (egress)

"...quick egress on the receiving boat."

noun: egress

1.

the action of going out of or leaving a place.

a way out.
verb: egress; 3rd person present: egresses; past tense: egressed; past participle: egressed; gerund or present participle: egressing

1.go out of or leave (a place).

YOU missed it...
Get Smart: Missed it by that much
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 10:53:24 AM EDT
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No!
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 11:09:23 AM EDT
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There is no price tag on this for me. 10 billion would not get me in that water, especially no visibility. Even if I got cocky, the moment it was time and I'm staring down at pitch black water with Great white everywhere? Nope. There is now way. Like every nightmare rolled up into one.
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There is no price tag on this for me. 10 billion would not get me in that water, especially no visibility. Even if I got cocky, the moment it was time and I'm staring down at pitch black water with Great white everywhere? Nope. There is now way. Like every nightmare rolled up into one.
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You can give me a 100 page powerpoint presentation on why I'm overreacting and some graphs with feeding charts saying they never feed at night and sleep on the ocean floor/Discovery channel vids. I don't care. I will not go near those waters.
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There is literally nothing you can say to get me to enters those waters. Even if supermodel mermaids guaranteed me safe passage, I still will not do it.
That video by itself gave me anxiety and I only got halfway through it. Hell no. No possible way I'm doing that. I don't care if you offered me 1mil that doubled yearly until my death, I'm not doing it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 11:45:17 AM EDT
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I don't even know how to swim, but fuck it.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 11:50:52 AM EDT
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Well this past weekend I jumped into a boiling bait ball in a spot where a 12’ great white had been spotted an hour earlier. So yeah, I’d probably do that too.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 11:51:30 AM EDT
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I would pass.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 11:51:39 AM EDT
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I don't even know how to swim, but fuck it.  
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I know how to swim, quite well actually, but it wouldn't matter...

Because I'd be straight up running on top of the water, à la cartoon style, while shitting myself.

Probably a no from me, unless I already had a terminal illness, then yes, fuck it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 11:54:13 AM EDT
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It will look like this right before you get nommed to death....

Diver lucky to escape great white shark attack
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 11:54:46 AM EDT
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Knowing how rare shark attacks really are...

And growing up around the ocean...

I would do it...
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I’m with you, mostly.......

I’m not afraid of the ocean, and I’ve been in the water and up close with sharks before. So I agree with you, in most any other situation involving sharks.......

But the OP’s example isn’t swimming a random patch of water at a random time. It’s about a place where large great whites congregate in large numbers for the express purpose of feeding on animals at the surface.

That changes the game for me. I wouldn’t do it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 12:44:28 PM EDT
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Good vid and thanks for the tip to turn the volume down.

I wouldn’t do it, but if I lost my job I probably would.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 12:51:15 PM EDT
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in·gress
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the action or fact of going in or entering.
synonyms:entry, entrance, access, means of entry, admittance, admission

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Boat to boat?  Absolutely as long as there was a quick egress on the receiving boat.
in·gress
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the action or fact of going in or entering.
synonyms:entry, entrance, access, means of entry, admittance, admission

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Wrong, Mr. smarty pants.   He meant Egress from the Water, which contains the Sharks, which are central to the discussion.  p
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 1:21:07 PM EDT
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I have personally been cage diving in that exact location.

FUCK NO!!

I have never seen so many sharks in one location, much less fucking HUGE ass Great Whites!

It was awesome in the cage, but fuck being in open water at night!!!
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Was gonna call the nay sayer types a bunch of candy asses until you piped up.

Guess I will change my answer to NO.

Figured the commotion and short distance wouldn't be enough time for the White to stalk and make a
decision to attack.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 1:23:11 PM EDT
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It will look like this right before you get nommed to death....

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Think he's damn lucky that rubber hat didn't taste very good...
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 1:24:11 PM EDT
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10 times that. Untaxed and I’ll swim.
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 1:24:12 PM EDT
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Yeah
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 1:25:59 PM EDT
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Well this past weekend I jumped into a boiling bait ball in a spot where a 12’ great white had been spotted an hour earlier. So yeah, I’d probably do that too.
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Well- I see AOC has met her match
Link Posted: 5/3/2019 1:26:52 PM EDT
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Most of arfcom GD would float with no problem, but dog paddling for 75 feet might be asking a bit much.
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