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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:08:01 PM EDT
[#1]
No point in over reacting - fire one warning shot first.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:08:07 PM EDT
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It's late at night and most of the lights are off in your home. You are posting on arfcom when all of a sudden a car drives down you driveway . You silently and skillfully look through the blinds and the driver shuts off the ignition and lights.  What is your next move? Do you keep watching ?
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Look at them with my ARLO camera.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:08:16 PM EDT
[#3]
nuke the site from orbit
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:08:33 PM EDT
[#4]
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I turn on the neon “WRONG HOUSE” sign.

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Lol i like this one.

Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:08:41 PM EDT
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I'd wonder how someone was able to cross the vast expanse of land that the average arfcommer owns without running out of gas and dying of exposure/dehydration.

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The reality is that most dwell in a trailer home on an 80 x 100 lot
Or in the basement of their boomer parents
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:08:45 PM EDT
[#6]
My driveway…..late at night. Ain’t nobody THAT lost.

Tell the wife and daughter to head to their designated locations and be ready, because this time isn’t a drill.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:08:52 PM EDT
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Obvious answer is...shoot the strategically placed tannerite!  
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Oooh.  Hmmm. I'll have to remember that when I move to my property.  

If it's dark out does it have a reflector or something you can see and aim at.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:09:04 PM EDT
[#8]
Let the bulldog off his logchain
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:09:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Y’all be slipping!

First, blade at 45!
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:10:04 PM EDT
[#10]
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Clearly you break out the belt fed and go to town. Because nobody ever gets lost. It’s always a gang of super criminals wishing to do you harm.
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Pffft. Tactical nuke strike. That’ll learn ‘em!
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:11:31 PM EDT
[#11]
Turn on the lights, look them right in the eyes, and start slow stroking
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:12:50 PM EDT
[#12]
Call the police. Tell them they are at the wrong house and please don’t shoot, just trying to take a nap.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:15:18 PM EDT
[#13]
Everyone’s talking about shooting. Am I really the only one who’s planted IEDs beside my driveway for this type of situation?
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:17:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:17:12 PM EDT
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I can still hear all of the ridiculous sound effects from this scene!  I especially liked the scene when Ahhnold dropped that dude off the cliff after saying:

"Remember when I told you I would kill you last?"

"You did Matrix, you did!!"

"I lied."

Yeahhhh!! (splat).
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:17:23 PM EDT
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"What the devil?"  I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:18:36 PM EDT
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Adding: also release the war pig. She is a bitch and will charge strangers.
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War pig..... tell us more.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:19:13 PM EDT
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"What the devil?"  I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:19:47 PM EDT
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Are we in Texas when this happens?
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Where ever you live now
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:21:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:37:49 PM EDT
[#21]
My driveway is at the long end of a dead end road and a long way beyond that. Nobody shows up at night by accident. Pulling through the gate I have a picture, a light comes on and I charge the Ma deuce and wait.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:45:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Start a thread in GD asking what to do .
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:47:11 PM EDT
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Go out the back door and circle around. When they go to the front door, I'm under their car stealing their catalytic converter. Surprise, cockfag!
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:48:25 PM EDT
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Immediately let loose a volley of controlled gunfire through the door.

Nakatomi-welcome to the party pal style
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:49:11 PM EDT
[#25]
Clack the Claymores.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:52:15 PM EDT
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Sneak out, knock on the window and ask if he needs help...


Send the pup out...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1229348494658225?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:52:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:54:31 PM EDT
[#28]
Unlike a bunch of people this week, I don’t do a mag dump.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:58:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 9:58:40 PM EDT
[#30]
I am ready
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:02:58 PM EDT
[#31]
So far, it is a game of checkers. I wait to see if it turns into a game of chess.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:06:16 PM EDT
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I have cameras so I just watch for now.
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There it is.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:06:26 PM EDT
[#33]
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Turn on the outdoor lights and walk out the front door towards the offending vehicle wearing nothing but an AR.
Is this not the way?
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:08:02 PM EDT
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Turn on the floodlights and let the dog out.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:08:50 PM EDT
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I have cameras so I just watch for now.
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This.  Maybe turn on the outside lights?  And make sure my shotgun is ready to go.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:11:11 PM EDT
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That’s what a guy in NY did and a young lost woman is dead and he is charged with Redrum 2*.
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Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:13:36 PM EDT
[#37]
"Just fire a shotgun through the door" - Joe Biden
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:17:08 PM EDT
[#38]
Initiate acetone fueled sprinkler heads and pitch a lit cigar out the top story window.

Perimeter sweep.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:17:09 PM EDT
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If one is lost why shut off the lights?

Night vision mode activated.

Adding: also release the war pig. She is a bitch and will charge strangers.
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Clearly you break out the belt fed and go to town. Because nobody ever gets lost. It’s always a gang of super criminals wishing to do you harm.


If one is lost why shut off the lights?

Night vision mode activated.

Adding: also release the war pig. She is a bitch and will charge strangers.


Hogs of war, you say?
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:17:26 PM EDT
[#40]
According to Joe Biden the proper response is to fire two shotgun blasts from the balcony.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:20:25 PM EDT
[#41]
They picked the wrong driveway.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:22:14 PM EDT
[#42]
Shoot the hostage
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:23:51 PM EDT
[#43]
Rub myself down with extra Virginia olive oil, then go to create joinder.. Naked,except for my fury tail..
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:24:03 PM EDT
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Well that would be strange because we live on a dead end dirt road.... Off a dead end dirt road. Our entire road woud be on high alert. We all pretty much know when someone has something going on and everyone has a dog or dogs. So any car driving up the road at some wacky time wakes everyone up.

Also im not sure why id close the blinds to peak through them. Id probably just flip the 16 flood flights on for the barn yard because nothing says you're lost like going from dead dark to broad daylight ??
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:24:28 PM EDT
[#45]
Hit the foo gas!
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:25:58 PM EDT
[#46]
It happened to me about 2 months ago.
I got up to get a drink of water at about 0415 and I see a car coming down the driveway.

I go to another window and observe.
Guy gets out of the car and walks to the front door.
He has something in his hand
It drops at the front door and then takes a picture of it.

It was an Amazon delivery. Who knew Amazon would deliver things before dawn?

Good thing I didn't grab the AR head out the back door, circle around, and start blasting him when he got out of the car. Oh, sure, I could have used the backhoe and find a place to dispose the body, maybe on some neighbor's property, but they probably have some GPS that tracks the vehicle and deliveries he has yet to make.  Good thing I am level headed.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:27:29 PM EDT
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I would open the driveway cam on my phone while retrieving my rifle and charging it with a magazine. Determine whether the gate is still intact and just left open somehow, or was breached.  The answer to that to will affect my next steps.  In any case, maintain concealment and keep the vehicle in view using whichever camera still has them.

If I can confirm that the gate was breached, circumstances may indicate hostile intent and the need to fire first, before they can get the advantage.  Otherwise, cautiously remain on safe, watch, and listen.
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:27:31 PM EDT
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If it's dark out does it have a reflector or something you can see and aim at.
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You dont have your tannerite market with IR ?
funeral
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:29:38 PM EDT
[#49]
"If you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door."
- Some dumbass
Link Posted: 4/19/2023 10:32:58 PM EDT
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I watch on my security cameras that have IR plus motion sensor lights. I might hit the outside alarm for a second. But I most certainly would not go to bed with someone in my driveway. If  he got out of the car, I'd hit him with a strobe light and green laser on his chest and ask him politely to explain him self. I live in a stilt house so I'd have the high ground. But I most definitely would not just start blasting a way.
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