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Posted: 12/9/2023 8:57:57 AM EDT
Those retired people are pretty active. I was doing a job at the Hospital right off hwy 441 in Lady Lake , walked out of the Holiday Inn at 6AM and heard loud clanking noises. Walked behind the hotel and found this huge Pickle ball court packed with people at 6AM WTF.
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Quoted: ... Pickle ball court packed with people at 6AM WTF. View Quote It's not a big deal when you go to bed at 6 PM every night |
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Like a massive college campus for older people except without class to worry about.
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I have heard that lots of those old folks still do the hanky panky---even those in nursing homes.
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They put different colored loofas on their golf carts which explains what they are into - 3 ways, anal, BDSM etc
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Quoted: the old folks know they can't get pregnant anymore so they raw dog it and forget all about STDs View Quote I know a nurse over there. She says the most frequent thing that she sees people for is STDs. |
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I much prefer going to one of the squares in The Villages to Orlando which is getting insanely hispanic, and hood rat filled.
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Pro tip, don't try to eat lunch at Ruby Tuesdays all you eat salad bar, the line is out the door.
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You don't know nothin', I read the Villages crime report for entertainment.
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Gotta get the game in before it gets hot as fuck out.
I love getting up early, fuck that night owl nonsense. |
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Good for them. Living how they want to live is always good in America. As long as all are consenting adults, good for them…
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The Villages is home to more than 50 golf courses, each providing unique features and designs, complemented by picturesque views, beautiful greens and fairways. View Quote The Villages, with more than 200 pickleball courts, has been called the Mecca of Pickleball and was named the #1 Place to Live for Pickleball by Masters Athlete Magazine. View Quote |
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I expect the portal to hell to open there. It's probably one of the most degenerate places in the world.
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With square footage larger than Manhattan, The Villages, a sprawling retirement community in Central Florida, has long been considered a Republican stronghold. The retiree haven increasingly reflects Florida's changing politics. It isn't a purple battleground — 75% of its voters are registered Republicans.Nov 27, 2022 View Quote |
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I fixed hot tubs up there and never had a come-on, maybe they respected that I wear a wedding ring
or who wants to fuck an aging bearded fat fuck poolman and I have never found a spent condom in the filter canster |
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The Shooters World in the Villages is a well done indoor range even if it is a bit fuddy. 100 yards with Ac and good ventilation is the only way I can get my wife to go shooting.
Plenty of good restaurants, live music somewhere most nights, it's kept clean, and a pretty low level of DEI means virtually 0% chance of shootings at any public event. |
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Quoted: I fixed hot tubs up there and never had a come-on, maybe they respected that I wear a wedding ring or who wants to fuck an aging bearded fat fuck poolman and I have never found a spent condom in the filter canster View Quote I've worked LE in The Villages for twenty years, still do. People love to spread the aforementioned myths. People into such a lifestyle might very well exist in The Villages, but nowhere to the degree folks like to think or claim. It's always "I heard" or "I know a person who told me"... |
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Quoted: I've worked LE in The Villages for twenty years, still do. People love to spread the aforementioned myths. People into such a lifestyle might very well exist in The Villages, but nowhere to the degree folks like to think or claim. It's always "I heard" or "I know a person who told me"... View Quote ETA- that's no to say people don't hook up as the night life bar scene is pretty healthy with lots of singles. It's a constant source for calls concerning disorderly intoxication, Battery, Assaults, and DUI. |
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Quoted: I've worked LE in The Villages for twenty years, still do. People love to spread the aforementioned myths. People into such a lifestyle might very well exist in The Villages, but nowhere to the degree folks like to think or claim. It's always "I heard" or "I know a person who told me"... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I fixed hot tubs up there and never had a come-on, maybe they respected that I wear a wedding ring or who wants to fuck an aging bearded fat fuck poolman and I have never found a spent condom in the filter canster I've worked LE in The Villages for twenty years, still do. People love to spread the aforementioned myths. People into such a lifestyle might very well exist in The Villages, but nowhere to the degree folks like to think or claim. It's always "I heard" or "I know a person who told me"... And to add I have been in back yards for 43 years |
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Old people don't sleep
I heard it has a high rate of STD's I guess I would grab some viagra and have a ball if I was near death. |
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My wife thinks I’m crazy for wanting to move there when we retire. We love to golf and bike all things in warm weather.
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Quoted: One day, Lord willing, you too will be there. Up at 5-6 is how you tell the Boomers from the younger generations who drag themselves out of bed at 9-12, the younger they are, the later they get up. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I mean....they're old. So they were awake at like 4. One day, Lord willing, you too will be there. Up at 5-6 is how you tell the Boomers from the younger generations who drag themselves out of bed at 9-12, the younger they are, the later they get up. This, exactly. |
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I think I speak for many when I say that no one really wants to picture old people having sex.
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I was working at a hospital in NY City a while ago and spoke with a nurse that just moved from The Villages.
She couldn't wait to get out of there. Said widows would hit on her husband when they discovered he was still sexually active. Many people ride around in golf carts because they've had their licenses revoked for DUI convictions. Made the place sound like a bunch of 17 year old's in 75 year old bodies. |
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I was down there driving north on I-75 toward Ocala. Local I was with said it's on both sides of the Interstate and still growing. Huge empty fields on the west side of the highway with about a dozen excavators plus dump trucks which will become another couple thousand homes.
Quoted: I mean....they're old. So they were awake at like 4. View Quote When you realize you've got a declining number of hours left, you want to be awake for most of them. |
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Quoted: One day, Lord willing, you too will be there. Up at 5-6 is how you tell the Boomers from the younger generations who drag themselves out of bed at 9-12, the younger they are, the later they get up. View Quote When I worked LE it was no surprise to pick someone up on a warrant at 2 in the afternoon and my knocking on the door woke them up. Conversationally on the way to the court I’d ask them what they did for a living. 87% were on a disability racket....anxiety was the big one but it used to be bad backs. Oh and this was under 25 year olds more often. I always thought they’d be real Fn anxious for a job if the free money stopped flowing. There really needs to be a serious fraud enforcement arm. I have two social worker cousins who don’t get it. When you debate they always cite the single mom and old people have to be taken care of. Yea I kind of get that for the old, infirm, wheelchair bound but not some lazy ass that has an anxiety disorder because he doesn’t like to have a boss telling him to work. Let them be hungry. You better have a wheel chair to collect if you are under 40. |
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Quoted: I was working at a hospital in NY City a while ago and spoke with a nurse that just moved from The Villages. She couldn't wait to get out of there. Said widows would hit on her husband when they discovered he was still sexually active. Many people ride around in golf carts because they've had their licenses revoked for DUI convictions. Made the place sound like a bunch of 17 year old's in 75 year old bodies. View Quote I won't judge. |
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Quoted: I was working at a hospital in NY City a while ago and spoke with a nurse that just moved from The Villages. She couldn't wait to get out of there. Said widows would hit on her husband when they discovered he was still sexually active. Many people ride around in golf carts because they've had their licenses revoked for DUI convictions. Made the place sound like a bunch of 17 year old's in 75 year old bodies. View Quote Damn, where do I put down a deposit? |
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My parents’ house in The Villages is almost done being built. I can’t wait to visit.
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Peter Santanello did a video about The Villages.
World's Most Infamous Retirement Community (The Villages, Florida) ???? |
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