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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions). Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly. Good fucking man. Goddamn. |
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions). Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly. Good fucking man. Goddamn. I just saved the pic and copied someone else's FB post. I'm not ballsy enough to come up with that myself. |
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Got a text from a wrong number today: Neil sent me a new picture of Gabbi. Made want to thank you for giving me such a smart and beautiful grand daughter. Also thank you for being such a wonderdul daughter-in-law. If there is a better one I have never heard of her. My reply: I'm cheating on Neil. You're waaaaaay off! It's not his kid!! I got a call from the same number not 2 minutes later. Bwahahahaha... This is where this thread really takes off! any time I get a wrong number call looking for "x" my responses are usually off the cuff but very often Can you call back "x" is taking a shit and cant talk right now, or I borrowed "x's" phone to beat off to youporn real quick can he call you when I'm finished or He/she is too busy getting "insert random sex act" from ____ ill have "x" call you back I love getting wrong text! I got one from a lady wanting to know what I thought about the divorce settlement and so on... A few of my responses was I was going to hold out for more... She got pissed! I told her I was going to get a second opinion. Asked her if I we was still going to be friends with benefits so we could have wild monkey sex! She said that ship had done sailed! She wouldnt tell me the direction it headed in either! It went on for awhile finally told her she had the wrong number. She was really pissed! Told her next time she wanted to have a private conversation try facebook and that I was glad the relationship was over! I did watch what I said so that I would not get the real guy in trouble..I did not get pulled to the darkside and ruin his divorce arrangements. |
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Elderly woman attacked in court. Not for faint of heart. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtSvCPaygs&feature=feedrec_grec_index ...and the yang... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrWSx46NlI4&NR=1 Related videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXHafOK75v0&feature=related Lost it on thet one. |
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions). Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly. That is great...... |
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions). Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly. Nice! |
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An oldie but goodie (probably posted somewhere waaaaay back in the thread, but I ain't lookin ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjCj0ntG8E Scarred. For life. |
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"No description available." Truer words were never spoken. BOTD??? Scratch that shit. I guess I should have watched more than the first minute before posting. Open link at your own risk. wtf were you doing weirdo when you found that?.....That shit was hilarious...they were all serious |
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"No description available." Truer words were never spoken. BOTD??? Scratch that shit. I guess I should have watched more than the first minute before posting. Open link at your own risk. wtf were you doing weirdo when you found that?.....That shit was hilarious...they were all serious What the fuck was that? Dancers are a weird lot. |
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions). Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly. morons |
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Went 87K in hock to get a degree to fix printers? What do you do for a living Ed? Mechanical engineer? No, but I made more then$87,000 last year. |
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An oldie but goodie (probably posted somewhere waaaaay back in the thread, but I ain't lookin ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjCj0ntG8E Intermedesting. Keeners little sister. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0444752/bio |
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions). Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly. Needs more "soap by Dial" Much, much more. |
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Is a larger than usual percentage of this thread devoted to "owning" pages? I was expecting humor, not variations of "First!" ETA I don't have anything appropriate, so here's the first picture I found http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb159/wyzardd/random/masoncontroleverything.jpg I got the t shirt. |
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Two eyes and a hammer? I don't think that's Odin Playing Loki's advocate, it could be seen as a son bragging about his dad. |
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Two eyes and a hammer? I don't think that's Odin Playing Loki's advocate, it could be seen as a son bragging about his dad. Perhaps you mean Hel's advocate. |
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I thought about posting that one...Damn they have some funny stuff |
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+1 Nicely done. |
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+1 Nicely done. Good one. "....Ound...ound...sounds like......ground". |
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This is like a play book for fun! I am going to have to try some of them. |
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Someone altered the "How to annoy people at WalMart" jokes, it looks like. They're still funny, but not very believable. Stores like that don't usually write a letter to Mommy when you're bad. But this is a joke thread, so it doesn't matter |
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like the kid didnt have a choice to be gay whatever. |
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