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Posted: 10/3/2022 10:21:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Drain it and put a roof on it.
Sex Dungeon. |
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Posted: 10/3/2022 10:25:16 PM EDT
[#2]
 James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party - SNL |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 12:02:34 AM EDT
[#3]
Pool only had women in it because your wife had them there.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 12:06:00 AM EDT
[#4]
pictures of ex-wife's bikini clad friends not loading.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 12:16:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: pictures of ex-wife's bikini clad friends not loading. It's not the night for saggy tits and wrinkled skin/cellulite. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 12:30:33 AM EDT
[#6]
So what is a swim spa?
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Posted: 10/4/2022 12:34:40 AM EDT
[#7]
That's a no for me.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 2:29:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2022 2:49:07 AM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A hot tub would work better for your intended use. This. Getting ready to get in right now. 
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Posted: 10/4/2022 2:50:16 AM EDT
[#10]
Skip the pool. Find a house with a hot tub or room for one. You might be needing it soon anyway.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 2:52:35 AM EDT
[#11]
You think 57 is middle age, huh?
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Posted: 10/4/2022 3:02:21 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You think 57 is middle age, huh? I thought the same. Your over the hill bud. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 3:11:59 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A hot tub would work better for your intended use. Can confirm. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 6:14:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pool only had women in it because your wife had them there. It's true |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 6:18:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A hot tub would work better for your intended use. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:15:22 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Forget the pool and put that money towards a vasectomy so you can shoot loads in sloots with daddy issues. This is the way. Plenty of 20-35 y/o hotties that demand a well groomed and experienced man to fufill their needs. Get clipped, maybe get a nice jacuzzi spa, definitely get a gym membership...and even if you are of modest means: appear neat, clean and do the same the same for your car and your new pad. Spa or jacuzzi optional, but if you do...do it right. Keep it super tip-top. Environmental lighting and discreet music system with a variety of playlists to accommodate their tastes (that drops panties fast) Anyways, don't spend on floozies. Always spend on yourself: Build it, and they will come. Protip: get a programmable bluetooth door lock, and only give certain girls access (semi disposable/programmable fob) on specific days (prevents you from surprise drama) and easy enough to remotely revoke access. Gunroom or whatever should be a discreet, totally secure and inaccessible to their discovery. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:17:34 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A hot tub would work better for your intended use. 11th post nailed it. 
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:18:36 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you want to date... you want a hot tub. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:21:05 AM EDT
[#19]
You are getting out of a long term commitment, just to go buy a 30 year commitment with a house at the top of the housing market for the next few years.
No. You should not do that. Because that is stupid. What you should do? Get a nice, 1 bedroom apartment that has a gym and pool while you figure out where and what you want to do with the rest of your life. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:24:55 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You think 57 is middle age, huh? Well according to Oxford...yeah. Either way. I'm fit, free and I don't need pills to get my dick hard. I like my odds |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:28:06 AM EDT
[#21]
57 is not middle age
You are past that lol |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:32:47 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well according to Oxford...yeah. Either way. I'm fit, free and I don't need pills to get my dick hard. I like my odds If you want a pool for you to use, get a pool. Fuck spending time and money every week to maintain something you don't actually want...for you. Your wife's friends didn't show up because you had a pool. They showed up because the are your wife's friends. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:34:34 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's not the night for saggy tits and wrinkled skin/cellulite. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: pictures of ex-wife's bikini clad friends not loading. It's not the night for saggy tits and wrinkled skin/cellulite. BS...everyday is a good day for middle aged teacher ass... 
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:35:27 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought the same. Your over the hill bud. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You think 57 is middle age, huh? I thought the same. Your over the hill bud. It doesn't matter when your a man. I worked with some guys that were in their 60s and their wives were late 30s early 40s. I was like hell yeah brother! |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:37:55 AM EDT
[#25]
If a boat is a hole in the water into which you pour vast sums of money, a pool is a hole in the ground into which you pour vast sums of money.
Nix the pool. Spend those dollars on hookers and blow. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:42:41 AM EDT
[#26]
Skip the pool. Get a hot tub and a boat.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 8:44:24 AM EDT
[#27]
A hot tub and a Tinder account is what you are looking for.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:02:42 AM EDT
[#28]
Get a house with a pool ?
Shit, After my divorce in 2012 I was living in a shit apartment, camping chair and air mattress, and only $50 a month left after bills for food , gas, etc, basically hungry for 6 straight months until I managed to pay off a few of her bills. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:14:19 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well according to Oxford...yeah. Either way. I'm fit, free and I don't need pills to get my dick hard. I like my odds Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You think 57 is middle age, huh? Well according to Oxford...yeah. Either way. I'm fit, free and I don't need pills to get my dick hard. I like my odds Don't listen to those guys....I'm 50 and just getting started Quoted: Quoted: Forget the pool and put that money towards a vasectomy so you can shoot loads in sloots with daddy issues. This is the way. Plenty of 20-35 y/o hotties that demand a well groomed and experienced man to fufill their needs. Get clipped, maybe get a nice jacuzzi spa, definitely get a gym membership...and even if you are of modest means: appear neat, clean and do the same the same for your car and your new pad. Spa or jacuzzi optional, but if you do...do it right. Keep it super tip-top. Environmental lighting and discreet music system with a variety of playlists to accommodate their tastes (that drops panties fast) Anyways, don't spend on floozies. Always spend on yourself: Build it, and they will come. Protip: get a programmable bluetooth door lock, and only give certain girls access (semi disposable/programmable fob) on specific days (prevents you from surprise drama) and easy enough to remotely revoke access. Gunroom or whatever should be a discreet, totally secure and inaccessible to their discovery. Listen to this man, this is great advice. 
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:15:53 AM EDT
[#30]
Yes
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:21:16 AM EDT
[#31]
Ok to whoever said get a vasectomy..I got one after the last kid was born so that's covered
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:24:26 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Forget the pool and put that money towards a vasectomy so you can shoot loads in sloots with daddy issues. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:31:27 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: . So my marriage of 24 years is breaking up. I've already started house shopping. Last weekend I was at an open house and I saw a house with a pool in my price range. So my current house has a pool but I barely use it so why should I get a house with a pool after my divorce? Well, my wife used it and she invited all her girlfriends to use it. Especially during the summer because they were all teachers. It seemed all sorts of women came to my house because I had a pool. Sad but true. Now that I'm middle aged should I run with it or just go with my Arfcom issued 8in dick and 6 figure income Make sure you have a hot tub. 
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:34:43 AM EDT
[#34]
Some of those gals coming to your pool were hoping you noticed.
Start calling them to see which ones bring treats. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:37:44 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A hot tub would work better for your intended use.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:47:28 AM EDT
[#36]
If I was 57 and single, I wouldn’t buy a house, let alone a house with a pool.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:49:37 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't listen to those guys....I'm 50 and just getting started Listen to this man, this is great advice. I have zero interest in any woman who "demands" anything. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:49:55 AM EDT
[#38]
57 with a working dick? No pool needed. You need a place on a golf course and this...
 Corvette Owner Starter Pack: Jorts and New Balance Kit |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:50:59 AM EDT
[#39]
I will not own a pool unless I can also afford a pool service company to take care of everything.
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:51:01 AM EDT
[#40]
I only had a crappy above ground pool when I bought my house. I kept it up about four years before it dawned on me that really the only time I was in the pool the last year was to clean it and vacuum it.
I smashed it with a maul to drain it. Rolled up the metal and took it to my buddy’s body shop to throw in his scrap steel pile, the rest went in the dumpster. Maybe I would have suffered longer if it was a good inground pool. No ragerts. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 9:56:09 AM EDT
[#41]
If I were 57 and single, a house sounds like alot of work and a pool sounds like more of the same.
Get a condo with an association and let other people mow the lawn and clean the pool. 
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Posted: 10/4/2022 10:22:14 AM EDT
[#42]
hot tub and sauna no pool
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Posted: 10/4/2022 10:26:05 AM EDT
[#43]
A pool in Oklahoma!?!
So the trampoline will land in it during the tornado? Hell no, you're 57 years old. Get a hot tub. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 10:48:48 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It doesn't matter when your a man. I worked with some guys that were in their 60s and their wives were late 30s early 40s. I was like hell yeah brother! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: You think 57 is middle age, huh? I thought the same. Your over the hill bud. It doesn't matter when your a man. I worked with some guys that were in their 60s and their wives were late 30s early 40s. I was like hell yeah brother! Yeah, I worked with guys who had to work into their 70s and half dead or literally dead to support those younger wives, too. No thanks. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 11:12:49 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If I was 57 and single, I wouldn’t buy a house, let alone a house with a pool. I would. . . . . In Thailand 
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Posted: 10/4/2022 11:28:14 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would. . . . . In Thailand Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If I was 57 and single, I wouldn’t buy a house, let alone a house with a pool. I would. . . . . In Thailand I hear Rosetta Stone can help you learn the language. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 3:39:27 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Get a house with a pool ? Shit, After my divorce in 2012 I was living in a shit apartment, camping chair and air mattress, and only $50 a month left after bills for food , gas, etc, basically hungry for 6 straight months until I managed to pay off a few of her bills. In 2015 I left with half my guns, a bedroom set and a TV. Rented a 4-bedroom for me and the kids. Bought new appliances and furniture after the kids bedrooms were set up. I’ve made back what I lost and lost some again ( thanks Biden). No way I would buy a place with a pool. Gym membership, dentist, new clothes and a fun vehicle will attract more women than a pool. |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 3:52:34 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is the way. Plenty of 20-35 y/o hotties that demand a well groomed and experienced man to fufill their needs. Get clipped, maybe get a nice jacuzzi spa, definitely get a gym membership...and even if you are of modest means: appear neat, clean and do the same the same for your car and your new pad. Spa or jacuzzi optional, but if you do...do it right. Keep it super tip-top. Environmental lighting and discreet music system with a variety of playlists to accommodate their tastes (that drops panties fast) Anyways, don't spend on floozies. Always spend on yourself: Build it, and they will come. Protip: get a programmable bluetooth door lock, and only give certain girls access (semi disposable/programmable fob) on specific days (prevents you from surprise drama) and easy enough to remotely revoke access. Gunroom or whatever should be a discreet, totally secure and inaccessible to their discovery.  |
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Posted: 10/4/2022 7:17:33 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A hot tub would work better for your intended use. |
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