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Posted: 12/22/2020 9:15:19 PM EDT
My wife found a young lady who just graduated with her hair cutting license and she's coming over to do our hair tomorrow. I just realized our house doesn't have a barber chair. How do you fellow non poors set up to get your hair did in your own domicile?
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I sat on a bar stool over the tile in our kitchen.
Swept and vacuumed up afterwards. |
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I don’t know what the fuck you poors are on about, but I have what’s damn near a barber chair in my shop that I sit in at my welding table.
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Sounds to me like you are working on some sort of plot for a threesome. If I'm wrong, it depends on how tall the girl is. Regular chair or stool if she's short or a bar stool if she's tall. I cut a couple buddies hair during original lockdown and a bar stool worked out fine.
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Is your wife having her landing strip cleared?
Can you have a threesome? |
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I sit on an old school house chair on my driveway and cut my own hair. The deer don’t mind.
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Got a nice brush cut yesterday.
Did it myself and the Mrs touched it up. Cordless clipper set was like $17 , have not paid a barber for over a year now. I look good too ! |
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aren't there some documentaries on this? You should crank the heat up in your house.
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I sit in the wooden chair on the tile floor when she comes over and vacuum afterwards. Pretty easy
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Swiveling bar stool is what we use. Wife's bff is a beautician and has been doing our hair in house since the Shanghai Shivers began.
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Are you going to put clean pants on first?
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/How-many-days-in-a-row-can-you-wear-the-same-pants/5-2400566/ |
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Id pay a girl to come over and rub my back until I go to sleep if she wouldn't rob my afterwards...
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I’m in liberal shithole CA and my barber shop still open. They give no fucks. Didn’t care I walked in without a mask
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Quoted: If that's all you want then why would it need to be a girl? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Id pay a girl to come over and rub my back until I go to sleep if she wouldn't rob my afterwards... A/S/L? |
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My wife cuts my hair, last time it was in the garage on a bar stool. Single digits outside, double digits in the garage. She cut all the kids hair also. My custom-private live-in barber...with benefits.
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Are you going to have her trim the crotch and bunghole valley?
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Plenty of light is more important than the chair.
Anything that has you upright and free access to the head from sides and back. With a new grad, it will take longer than you think. Good luck ! |
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Whatever you do don't play grab-ass and scare her away.
She might come back again. |
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We do it on the front porch. If we plug the clippers into the extension cord, there's enough slack to go right to the edge of the porch so my wife can sweep the hair off.
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In on page 1
Inb4 op blows his stimulus check on a 1000 barber chair |
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This thread went from zero to totally awesome in 5 posts.
(Kermit fapping) |
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