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10/3/2004 5:44:34 PM EDT
the best movie ever made is on spike TV in less than 15 minutes

just thought i should let yall know...................carry on
10/3/2004 5:46:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Over, Unger.
10/3/2004 5:46:48 PM EDT
[#2]
Surely you're joking...
10/3/2004 5:48:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Get me a vector, victor.
10/3/2004 5:48:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Stop calling me Shirley...





CMOS
10/3/2004 5:48:51 PM EDT
[#5]
I'd never joke about that, and don't call me Shirely.
10/3/2004 5:49:20 PM EDT
[#6]
Good luck. We're all counting on you....
10/3/2004 5:49:39 PM EDT
[#7]
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!
10/3/2004 5:50:30 PM EDT
[#8]
give me a screwdriver
10/3/2004 5:50:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Excuse me, but I speak jive!
10/3/2004 5:51:12 PM EDT
[#10]
I speak jive....
10/3/2004 5:55:56 PM EDT
[#11]
Airplane??  I thought Strange Brew was the best movie of all time??

FMO
10/3/2004 5:56:13 PM EDT
[#12]
his "drinking problem"  
10/3/2004 5:59:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Over Macho Grande?

10/3/2004 6:04:37 PM EDT
[#14]
What time? They're playing VACATION right now....
10/3/2004 6:06:18 PM EDT
[#15]
Auntie Em, Auntie Em!!! It's a twister, It's a twister!!!
10/3/2004 6:09:48 PM EDT
[#16]
It is on at 11PM EST.
10/3/2004 6:09:51 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Over Macho Grande?




i'll NEVER be over macho grande!!!!!
10/3/2004 6:11:08 PM EDT
[#18]
" Joey....do you like movies about gladiators? "
10/3/2004 6:11:10 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
What time? They're playing VACATION right now....



either the TV guide was wrong or i read it wrong, my wife now says its on at 10 central...................

and damned if "the longest yard" isn't on at the same time.......................no contest over the better movie but i have airplane on VHS so its gonna be a hell of a decision
10/3/2004 6:12:19 PM EDT
[#20]
Captain Oveur : You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur : Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

10/3/2004 6:12:22 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
It is on at 11PM EST.



Yeah. I just tuned in to see one
of my other favorite movies:
European Vacation...

10/3/2004 6:17:20 PM EDT
[#22]
....every one take a picture.
10/3/2004 6:17:26 PM EDT
[#23]
"What can you make of this?"

"Well, I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl...."

10/3/2004 6:18:34 PM EDT
[#24]
auto pilot.
10/3/2004 6:32:29 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
auto pilot.



oh no, the auto pilot is deflating!!!!!!!!!  

theres an inflation tube directly under the beltline............................................
10/3/2004 6:38:27 PM EDT
[#26]
The airport security screener scene was almost psychic... they knew exactly what security in airports in 2004 would be like!
10/3/2004 6:38:42 PM EDT
[#27]
"...and leave a note for the milkman!  NO MORE CHEESE!"

"It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts."

"It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."

"Jerry's Kids?"

"Nervous?  Yeah.  First time?  No I've been nervous before."

"It's a different kind of flying, altogether."

10/3/2004 6:40:32 PM EDT
[#28]
Don't start with your white zone crap again..."
10/3/2004 7:27:03 PM EDT
[#29]
It's on again.
10/3/2004 7:30:21 PM EDT
[#30]
"and leon's getting Larrrggggeeerrrrrrr."
10/3/2004 7:31:10 PM EDT
[#31]
good, not great
10/3/2004 7:32:02 PM EDT
[#32]
-They'll never make it.
-They're all going to die.
-There's a sale at Penney's!
10/3/2004 7:33:41 PM EDT
[#33]
Did I leave the iron on?
10/3/2004 7:35:07 PM EDT
[#34]
Don't forget the S literally HTF
10/3/2004 7:36:17 PM EDT
[#35]
Never seen that movie either
10/3/2004 7:39:25 PM EDT
[#36]
(Unplugs the runway lights) "JUST KIDDING!!!"

"SHiiiiiiit"  -----> "golly"
10/3/2004 7:42:41 PM EDT
[#37]
"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!"
10/3/2004 7:49:30 PM EDT
[#38]
Theres a small problem in the cockpit.
The cockpit!  What is it?
Its a little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but thats not important right now.
For laughs per minute, none funnier.

looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
10/3/2004 7:56:35 PM EDT
[#39]
And that man's name was George Zipp.



ETA
Assume Crash Positions.....

10/3/2004 8:01:21 PM EDT
[#40]
"What the hell is going on up there?!"
10/3/2004 8:03:28 PM EDT
[#41]
"Get me Rex Kramer!"
10/3/2004 8:06:07 PM EDT
[#42]
Randy : Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy : Oh, good.

Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady : Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
10/3/2004 8:10:37 PM EDT
[#43]
What can I say to this?






Ken RSA
10/4/2004 5:32:34 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
good, not great



that's it, get out of my thread!!!!!!!!!!
10/4/2004 5:35:53 AM EDT
[#45]
Have ya ever seen a grown man, naked?
10/4/2004 5:50:58 AM EDT
[#46]
STAY IN FORMATION.........TARGET JUST AHEAD........TARGET SHOULD BE CLEAR NOW...... YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.......
10/4/2004 5:53:46 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
STAY IN FORMATION.........TARGET JUST AHEAD........TARGET SHOULD BE CLEAR NOW...... YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.......



"Batting for Pedro Barbosa...Manny Moto...moto...moto"
10/4/2004 5:56:35 AM EDT
[#48]
YOU'LL BE SWELL!! YOU'LL BE GREAT!!  GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE!!  STARTIN' HERE, STARTING NOW!!  HONEY, EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP ROSEs....
10/4/2004 5:58:29 AM EDT
[#49]
R.I.P. TWA
10/4/2004 6:08:33 AM EDT
[#50]
Airplane II was better.
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