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I have a feeling it sounds and would likely look like this:
[youtube]https://youtu.be/aPpMr81Ohwg[/youtube] Fail....... |
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I'd rather watch shit come out of a cows ass than watch that shit. Gross.
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Viagrax2 Industrial condomx2 Mueller's Icy hot with Habenaro seeds glued on as studs for extra friction. Add plenty of wild game red meat. Two months of endurance training. AND A GRUDGE ATTITUDE. For ARFCOM I would. Kickstarter page? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Meh, I'd hit it.. Viagrax2 Industrial condomx2 Mueller's Icy hot with Habenaro seeds glued on as studs for extra friction. Add plenty of wild game red meat. Two months of endurance training. AND A GRUDGE ATTITUDE. For ARFCOM I would. Kickstarter page? Where do I contribute...Just take my money! |
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So that National Geographic show about whales humping was not her after all? I must send my apologies to a few humpbacks.
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Peacefully scrolling along. This news then enters my life. MFW. http://i.imgur.com/eJDcpsK.gif View Quote literally the best gif on the internet |
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Quoted: Yeah I'm sure all you guys posting are so hot stuff and get better tail like ALL the time right? Bullshit. Anyway I'd hit it like crazy, I bet she's a lot of fun. View Quote I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. |
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/08/16/amy-schumer-not-scared-sex-tape-being-leaked.html The comedian shared a number of often-TMI facts -- 44 to be exact -- in her new book, including that she has a sex tape. View Quote Let us all pray that it never gets out. View Quote So it's bestiality? That fucking dude should be arrested! |
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Maybe it's a sci-fy, and she's actually at the tail end of a 20 woman ATM human centipede!
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I bet the victim... er...person she had sex with is praying that the tape doesn't go public.
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Quoted: So what? I have at least 20-30 videos involving myself and my fiance(and older videos with ex's) performing sex on eachother. View Quote Um.....well......you're not a celebrity and nobody would give a shit if those vids were released. I'm guessing that's at least one of the differences. |
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I just saw the latest Bud commercial she and Rogen made, is she still trying to say she is not a plus size? Cause if the camera only adds 10 pounds, they had more than 4 cameras on her.
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Meh.. I'd take a peak. Can't be any worse than the octomom one.
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I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Yeah I'm sure all you guys posting are so hot stuff and get better tail like ALL the time right? Bullshit. Anyway I'd hit it like crazy, I bet she's a lot of fun. I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. I'm pretty sure a lot of these guys have to. But have convinced themselves that they want to. You are overestimating the average arfcommer. |
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I just flat out believe that she would have the ugliest sex face and make the grossest sounds during sex Like, I have no doubt that she would not hesitate one bit to fart during sex. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
I just flat out believe that she would have the ugliest sex face and make the grossest sounds during sex Like, I have no doubt that she would not hesitate one bit to fart during sex. ghost buster Bill murray
she barks she drools she claws I have put about 400ccs of thorozine in her now and shes taking a little nap. |
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