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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Cayenne Pepper

Posted: 7/21/2004 5:39:59 PM EDT

Lets say you have this friend.
And that whiney bitch cannot handle spicy foods.
Especially Cayenne Pepper in anything.
Gives the bitch diaper rash later on if you know what I mean.

Being the joking kind of guy I am, think I should load all the food in his house with Cayenne Pepper?
And I am not talking about putting a little bit on his "tossed salad".

I am talking about raiding the entire fucking refrigerator.
Everything. All the food he has in his house!

That wouldn’t be too bad of a joke would it?

Posted: 7/21/2004 5:41:22 PM EDT

[#1]

No not at all!

Posted: 7/21/2004 5:42:13 PM EDT

[#2]

Pay back is a bitch.

Posted: 7/21/2004 5:42:59 PM EDT

[#3]

Keep in mind.....payback is a bitch!!

Posted: 7/21/2004 5:43:04 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Pay back is a bitch.

It sure is.
It keeps going and going and going...

Posted: 7/21/2004 5:44:14 PM EDT

[#5]

something tells me this FREIND would be the RED ASSED GOAT

Posted: 7/21/2004 5:47:08 PM EDT

[#6]

A couple of drops of Visine in her drink will make it alot worse, I'm told. Violent diareah.

Posted: 7/21/2004 7:32:22 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
something tells me this FREIND would be the RED ASSED GOAT

Maybe.

Posted: 7/21/2004 7:37:55 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
something tells me this FREIND would be the RED ASSED GOAT

Maybe.

I remember sitting next to someone at the Pizza Hut in Quanah who got a bit excited when I "accidentally" sprinkled some red pepper flakes on their pizza.

Their name escapes me right now...

Posted: 7/21/2004 7:38:47 PM EDT

[#9]

Hahah oh man I LOVE cayenne pepper! My wife makes this cajun pasta stuff that is absolutely awesome with a bunch of cayenne papper in it. Of course, I have to add it myself because the wife and kid can't handle it. She sent some leftovers home with her mom for her stepdad, which they don't really like. She put a TON of cayenne pepper in it. I'm sure he was shitting fire but he tells the mother in law it was "pretty good". LOL.

Posted: 7/21/2004 7:39:24 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
something tells me this FREIND would be the RED ASSED GOAT

Maybe.

I remember sitting next to someone at the Pizza Hut in Quanah who got a bit excited when I "accidentally" sprinkled some red pepper flakes on their pizza. Their name escapes me right now...

So far away from a good toilet back at the farm.

What time is it when ones ass turns on them?

Posted: 7/21/2004 7:45:08 PM EDT

[#11]

I believe it is around 3am.

Posted: 7/21/2004 7:49:58 PM EDT

[#12]

*starts chanting* do it! do it! do it! do it! *stops chanting*

Posted: 7/21/2004 11:03:41 PM EDT

[#13]

Just make sure his airway doesn't close. LOL.

Posted: 7/22/2004 4:19:19 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Just make sure his airway doesn't close. LOL.

when his ass starts up make sure he doesn't close OUR airways.

Posted: 7/22/2004 4:38:42 AM EDT

[#15]

You could be kind enough to mail a package of baby-wipes the next day

Posted: 7/22/2004 4:39:14 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
You could be kind enough to mail a package of baby-wipes the next day

What for ?

Posted: 7/22/2004 4:42:40 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Keep in mind.....payback is a bitch!!

Sage advice......

Posted: 7/22/2004 6:32:54 AM EDT

[#18]

Head up to Dave's Pepper Palace in Old Town Spring and get some powdered habaneros. That'll get his attention...

Posted: 7/22/2004 9:46:35 AM EDT

[#19]

I'm your huckleberry.

If you put cayenne pepper on my food, I'll beat the shit out of your cross-eyed cat.

TRG

Posted: 7/22/2004 9:51:57 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I'm your huckleberry.

If you put cayenne pepper on my food, I'll beat the shit out of your cross-eyed cat.

TRG

I'll shoot your dog! Both of em.

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