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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:34:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Nobody mentioned that it's 'Lord Vader'. So... he's got estates with peasants and oxen to work his fields.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:38:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Let alone the lawsuits from thousands of dead contractors Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’m honestly surprised they didn’t get investigated for insurance fraud after not one but two Death Stars were blown up by the same space terrorists. I mean c’mon that’s gotta look shady as fuck to the insurance company. Let alone the lawsuits from thousands of dead contractors Imagine how much the Empire had to pay in workers comp insurance. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:38:49 PM EDT
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Hmm yes, and as Dark Lord of the Sith, what kind of salary and benefits package can I expect?
I have a very lucrative offer of "the work is it's own reward" from the Jedi council on the table already. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:52:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: I was pondering the other day about how much Darth Vader made. He lived in that huge lava castle place. That must have cost some coin. I'm sure he had plenty of perks being the Emperor's lackey. 24 hour body guards...those red dudes. I mean, why did he need those guys? He could have killed all of them just by sneezing. Probably a fleet of shuttles at his disposal and that really big triangle space ship thing. He probably cost a ton in benefits, too. Can you imagine his medical bills? Once he hit family out of pocket...the Emperor's accountant was probably "Look at this shit...this dude is costing as much to keep alive as the Death Star is to maintain. We have to make a choice. Get rid of the Death Star". So they did. They let those 5 tiny space ships blow it up. I mean, what an embarrassment. I bet Vader threw Tarkin under the bus for that one. Can you imagine being a fly on the wall for that meeting? So Vader's all like, "I'm gonna get Luke. He's shakin' with The Force. Can't have that. Oh, BTW...the Death Star was cool. I'm willing to take a cut in benefits so we can build an even bigger piece of shit with room to fly space ships through so anyone can easily access all the vital internal components". The Emperor was all about that. "Great Idea" says the Emperor. "I'll remember this for your annual review. Good work, Vader". Then they were both dead! WTF? Anyhow...with all Vader's job perks and salary, how much was he worth?  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:54:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He was a character in a movie. His net worth is nothing as he did not actually exist. So about as much as Dr No but more than Dr Evil. He's real WTF are you on aboutl....the universe is massive and that all took place a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:55:52 PM EDT
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I once had the same thought about Hitler. Them I realized when you have that much power, wealth probably doesn't matter.
I wouldn't be surprised though if Vader was Trillionaire. He is probably on the board of a few defense contractors. Got assume kick backs. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:57:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2021 1:57:46 PM EDT
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I fully believe it was an insurance scam, he let his son blow it up. Tried to say he did not know it was him, I mean come one who else is going to running around with the guy who cut your legs off.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:00:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of all the things to do in the world, this is what you think about?  You wasted 5786 posts here when you could have cured cancer. Go apologize to Tommy in the pediatric cancer ward for not caring more about him. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:03:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well he made a lot of deals.....And altered them further.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsW9MlYu31g
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:04:49 PM EDT
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He has no net worth. He doesn't own anything, it all belonged to the Empire.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:11:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The Red Dudes were the Emperor's Guard, Vader didn't have nor need any. Why would the Emperor need body guards if Vader didn't? Palpatine whooped Yoda's little green ass so bad that he went and hid in a mud hole for 20 fucking years.. Who's gonna fuck with him? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:12:18 PM EDT
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The Fed (Empire) just printed more money when Vader needed it for a new castle, starship, or whatever.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:15:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why would the Emperor need body guards if Vader didn't? Palpatine whooped Yoda's little green ass so bad that he went and hid in a mud hole for 20 fucking years.. Who's gonna fuck with him? Needed someone to get him coffee. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:29:19 PM EDT
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You could mind trick as much as you needed from all the weak minded fools.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:48:09 PM EDT
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All of those costs are peanuts compared to all the back child support pay Darth Vader Owes Lukes mother!
50% of income x 18 years...game over man! This is going to be an IMMEDIATE problem as all Lord Vaders Tie Fighter "driving" privlidges will be suspended. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:55:07 PM EDT
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Something I've always wondered is why are there so many crevasses with minimal / no guard railing engineered into all of the ships and bases... It's like the writers are picking on us folks that have a fear of heights.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:57:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: All of those costs are peanuts compared to all the back child support pay Darth Vader Owes Lukes mother! 50% of income x 18 years...game over man! Your forgetting Leia, the people who took her in are owed too. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:58:15 PM EDT
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OP you are also forgetting his castle was built and destroyed multiple time till he got it just right to make contact with Padme on the other side.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 2:58:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Something I've always wondered is why are there so many crevasses with minimal / no guard railing engineered into all of the ships and bases... It's like the writers are picking on us folks that have a fear of heights. The Galactic Empire eliminated OSHA day 1. Light Bridges without hand rails? Tractor Beam controls accessible only along a 6" wide ledge over a chasm? Direct access to the electrical generator grid from the Emperor's chambers? No safety guards around the Death Star main weapon generating chamber? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:01:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your forgetting Leia, the people who took her in are owed too. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: All of those costs are peanuts compared to all the back child support pay Darth Vader Owes Lukes mother! 50% of income x 18 years...game over man! Your forgetting Leia, the people who took her in are owed too. I think after he blew up their planet he doesn’t intend tonpay them. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:01:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your forgetting Leia, the people who took her in are owed too. Oh fuck, there goes his Tie Fighter "driving" privlidges |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:03:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Death Star destruction was an inside job Fire can’t melt Quadanium steel. I’m such a nerd. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:10:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He was a character in a movie. His net worth is nothing as he did not actually exist. So about as much as Dr No but more than Dr Evil. The autism is strong with this one. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:16:23 PM EDT
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Uh oh...
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:18:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seriously, how in the hell did they avoid all that backlash? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:20:59 PM EDT
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I wonder if Darth Vader can use Jedi mind trick to masterbate with just his mind and no hands.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:21:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:29:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder if Darth Vader can use Jedi mind trick to masterbate with just his mind and no hands. Force-choking the chicken? Hmmm |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:37:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: ...that really big triangle space ship thing. Bro, do you even Star Wars? |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:37:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:52:59 PM EDT
[#32]
Fuck that preppy fuck.
Force choking highly trained personel and not going though the imperial human resource department. Do you know how much time and money goes in to training a admiral? Let alone the the workers comp lawsuits because of his hokey religion nonsense. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 3:59:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck that preppy fuck. Force choking highly trained personel and not going though the imperial human resource department. Do you know how much time and money goes in to training a admiral? Let alone the the workers comp lawsuits because of his hokey religion nonsense. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:03:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lol. Empire had no human resources department. How do you think they got so much done? No one conquers the known galaxy and builds moon-sized space stations with HR departments. No OSHA, either. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:04:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No OSHA, either. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:04:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why do you think they pinned it on Luke Skywalker and the Force? Yeah, a single snub fighter with a magic wizard guy really blew the whole thing up himself. Nice try space glowies. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Seriously, how in the hell did they avoid all that backlash? Well the second time he did bring a lot more friends and attacked on two fronts. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:05:25 PM EDT
[#37]
He did it for the wookie.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:05:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well the second time he did bring a lot more friends and attacked on two fronts.
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:07:31 PM EDT
[#39]
Related:
 How Rich Was Hitler? The Quest for the Führer''s Fortune |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:07:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It was the greatest attack on our democracy of all time! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Well the second time he did bring a lot more friends and attacked on two fronts. Those responsible for the attacks on Endor, DeathStar I, Death Star II and countless other attack against the Empire and her people must be brought to justice. We will not rest until they are all hunted down and made to answer for their crimes! |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:08:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:09:03 PM EDT
[#42]
I wonder if he could use the force on himself.
could sit there in a board meeting and rub one out on the slick. eta..beat, well at least I'm not the only one that thought of that
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:15:30 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Those responsible for the attacks on Endor, DeathStar I, Death Star II and countless other attack against the Empire and her people must be brought to justice. We will not rest until they are all hunted down and made to answer for their crimes! Rebel Pundit Benstar Shapirowalker.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:50:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:56:42 PM EDT
[#45]
I'm sure that someone has already said this, but I am thinking he's worth approximately $8,787.52
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Posted: 8/12/2021 4:57:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2021 5:27:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of all the things to do in the world, this is what you think about? Darth Vader is a man and has a dick. OP thinks about dick. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 5:28:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've always wondered what his cock looked like? Another one. |
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Posted: 8/12/2021 5:31:20 PM EDT
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Thread reminded me of the SCR-Vader story. When Sean Cody straight up throat grabbed a motherfucker at a gunshow in houston years ago.
RIP 
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Posted: 8/12/2021 6:42:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No OSHA, either. Or MBA's synergyzing core competencies across multidisciplinary tiger teams implementing PPI/Maiden/agile/etc. |
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