a) seek therapy/counseling (seriously)

2) hire a pro

once you have a good therapist and have your oil changed you'll be a brand new man.

I had non over years, I went through my live without even meeting women for years.

Not at work, not at my hobbies, not with my friends.

They were just nonexistent.  

Is it possible you're talking too much and turning them off? Talking is fine, but Jesus fucking Christ, your posts about girls are so dry and analytical, all I can imagine is chicks thinking 'no fucking way' before they ever get a chance to say anything.

You want a girl to be telling herself, 'wow, I bet this guy is fun!' Not telling herself, 'wow, I bet this guy is a fucking engineer.'

18 pages for this troll?

yeah that's what I am thinking....if a 50 year old lady got some stud in her bedroom ready to light that fire, and they been out dancing all night to salsa music...IMMA bet she's ready for the lights to go out on the tree.

No, we have fresh meat from time to time.

Coconut Oil is prolly better for the Ph

Even 70 yr old ladies.

awe yissssss......

Older Chicks, as opposed to Older Women? Most women would be offended by being called a chick, and rightfully so.

3 years? Fucking OP

Come on man.

They let you call them what ever you want if you know how to lay the pipe

Mamacita

The longer I am single, watching other married people, the closer I get to the realization that I am better off without the drama. OP, do yourself a favor and try to learn to live without someone dragging you down. I will do the same

Lol, I remember thinking that. When I was a 15 year old simp.

Damn, bro...you're really down on the women lately. I hate to see that. There's one out there for you, so don't give up.

This is my life

good luck finding her.....maybe 1% of women are actually not ridiculous

This. 49 and is 100% the truth.

Wife is 53. It’s a slip and slide. But, she works out and isn’t fat.
YMMV.

Even though I am not optimistic about my own chances, I strongly disagree with this statement overall.

I dated a chick about 3 years older once

I was like 28 and she 31 or maybe 32

She pissed on my buddies couch when she got drunk at some day thing I was at.

She was a general psychopath also. It was not fun and I was honestly afraid she would cry rape/or kill herself after ending it with her

Good luck I guess

that's what I mean. My wife asked me would I remarry if somthing happened to her, with out skipping a beat I said, FUCK NO

Hells yeah brother!!

I wish you luck in your future endevaors

"GODDAMN PAL."

Yeah, I disagree with that bigly, too.

And stop being so down on yourself and your chances. The most important component involved in nailing women and/or finding the right mate is having self-confidence. That's the biggest thing I see lacking in a lot of guys here.

Why would any woman want to date some of you guys who clearly wouldn't even date yourself because you dont like who you are?

Damn good advice right there.

The next biggest issue I see in these threads is guys making excuses for their failures, no matter what good advice is given.  

Guy complains he can’t find a woman, get a date, seal the deal, whatever.  Someone will comment on what they see him doing wrong, and offer great advice on how to improve himself/his odds/his technique, etc.  Guy comes back and makes an excuse why it won’t ever work for him.

If Jerry Miculek watched me shoot and offered advice, I can’t imagine explaining to him why it wouldn’t work in my case.

Valeria: Let's take what we have while we live. I have never had so much as now. All my life I've been alone. Many times I've faced my death with no one to know. I would look into the huts and the tents of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night. And I always passed by. You and I, we have warmth. That's so hard to find in this world. Please. Let someone else pass by in the night. Let us take the world by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

MGTOW thread.

if you can't find someone to love, love yourself.

Something I think about from time to time - because even I get down about the dating game too every so so:
I believe humans really are wired to find mates and pair off, we really do seem to be just made that way.
Even if it's been years, been a long time, if you've sort of given up for a bit - sometimes you just meet someone you click with.
All of a sudden, that old machinery inside you thought was dead, powers right back on.

Call it magic, nature, destiny, there's a lot of different words used to describe it, all scratching at the same thing.
Yes, I really do believe that even those guys in their mid 40s, grey, "old", or divorced, done with women, etc.
Suddenly the pretty lady at work looks him about 3 seconds too long, and he goes from "GiRlS aRe IcKy" to:

OP bailed and wailed on us.

game over, man.  game over!

Guess we will see. If so, it will only prove we are truly dumbasses. ( which I have never denied )

Happend to me, shit.

But girls are still icky.

Once upon a time I sat here in June of 2016 saying, "tHeRe'S nO WaY oRanGeMaN cAn WiN".
But, if my (political) brothers were going to have us attempt a jump a canyon on a motorcycle, running a Walk-On "gaffe machine" candidate in the age of Cancel culture?
Then fair is fair, we've voted for a lot of candidates we don't like, it's their turn now, and I'm going too.

We watched all summer as the polls said it was Impossible^TM.
Doom they say. Doom.
Pollsters, pundits, Experts^TM. "Doom."
Watched rally after rally, the RSBN soundtrack on the livestream as tons of smiling people in redhats, those "rubes", those working class people came out by the thousands to stand for hours - just to hear the same 45min rally speech.
And the Orange SOB would do it 4 to 5 times a day.
That "unwinnable"/impossible election brought my Dad and I closer together.
Trump wasn't my primary candidate, but was his. But that didn't' matter as it got closer to November.
He was our last best hope.

I remember the Pword tape dropping, and the GOPe swamp creature types (who covered for the moral failings for MANY of their friends, for decades) pretended to be offended.
I remember the Never_Triumph drag-chute was deployed the whole way.

And election night 2016 happened. I got phone calls from friends, I sat there in front of my TV as I watched the rust belt voters save Scalia's seat.
"Couldn't be done"
"Pipedream"

He ended Nate Silver's deity status, the Obama Legacy took a black eye, he junked the Clinton Machine, the Bushes, the GOPe. Hardest road in politics I've ever seen.
They didn't want it.
But your plumber did. Your so-so electrician with the fair prices and the old rusty truck? He did. Your waitress did.
Talk about the unlikeliest of heroes.
People who had never voted, came out for the first time in an "UNWINNABLE" election against the odds on favorite, Bill Clinton's side girl.

The guys who had doubts weren't "morons", many of them were and are intelligent people.
But they couldn't believe it, until they saw it.

Brother what I'm saying is - sometimes, the best, most magical things we get to witness in life?
Are the kinds of things that were impossible to predict, and hard to comprehend, even after they happen.
Improbable, impossible, ridiculous, and they happen all the same.
Sometimes life's surprises are pretty fuckin wonderful.

Yeap

I look forward to the days of the ole, "Goddammit where did she put my _____________________"
To "why'd she throw out that shirt?! oh come on it was only ONE hole in it.."
To pink socks , overcooked eggs, the dreaded "Don't be mad but.......... ..... promise not to be mad.... okay.. I accidentally scratched your truck sorry baaaabe" phone call and you can HEAR the pre-cry face she's making.
"No money for ammo" but she needs her ninth handbag. nineteenth*

You know the drill

if you dont have one by 25 youve missd the boat

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You’ve got this figured out pretty well…

"Sorry I thought it was garbage!"
"THEY WERE IN THE PACKAGES. IN. THE. PACKAGES."



That's amazing
JUST one hole too?! Fucking mint condition.
I'm in my favorite "doing yard work" shirt, has speed-holes for sweat






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Fuckin A'
Damn I got nothin'.
I think I'd have cracked under the guilt and told her right there, or in a week.
I can't do woman-tears. Can't do it.









I've had a lot of time to work on the fundamentals
Truth be told, a few years go I thought I met The Lady^TM.
I adored that woman.

Then something like this happened
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"It was rigged, it was rigged, I got screwwwwed"

My God who would want to be with a woman so easily offended...

I met a 50 yr old woman, I thought she was in her early 30s. In Amazing shape, works out 5 days a week....

She's a boss-bitch type chick, in charge of a large dept, makes $250+k, opinionated, always right...

She told me she's finally ready to settle down and have kids... ??????????

I laughed my ass off....

I have 2 long responses off the top of my head after clicking this, and then after reading the synopsis, another response

1) Amounts to: If there's one thing I AM thankful for after seeing the dating game play out for a good while?
I can sort of calibrate roughly how desirable a woman I can "afford" with my "SMV", in the dating sense
I've seen how many "hahah he has to be six feeeeeeeeet and drive a NEW Benz - one of the good ones haha!" girls turn out.
A FUCK TON age out of having children.
I think a lot of guys in their 20s when the dating market is in like the 2nd Quarter - think it always works out for those girls, because they're young, cute, and guys on their Testosterone roller coaster still want to talk to them even if they're arrogant brats.
Wrong. Many of them can't get out of their own way and it goes sadly.

2) "Is it worth it"
Lmao to continue the species? Sure is!
For me, accruing new toys and talents and stories is fun and all, but nothing would compare to having a wife to share it with, and children to pass those spoils on down to.
Maleness is literally
- 1 part "hold my beer and watch this"
- 1 part, "Well the tribe will die off if I don't fight in this war against the hill tribe - and my buddy with the bad shoulder who can't fight worth a shit is out there - I'm not watching that guy die without helping him",
- 1 part, "Mary-Ann showed me her ankles today and I can't stop thinking about it alll day while I was working the in the field "

I actually think some of our cultural rot is because of a LACK of maleness. I really believe it needs more of us to fix it, not less.
More of us on the field, more of us doing what's right, whether we make the climb or not, whether we win or not, whether we return or not.

You fucking shamed me into it…

Regarding backing my truck into a tree after she backed it into a telephone pole, but letting her think all the damage was from her accident.  I broke down and told her just now.  She laughed like hell, and asked what made me think of that after all these years.

I told her some random dude on the internet made me feel bad and so I decided to fess up.

Congratulations.  Your good deed for the day should make bofus feel good about ourselves!

I could not care less about being called a chick but I DO get the red ass when the ignorant sonsabitches here leave the dang *k* off of it.

I'm happy she took it like a champ
HUGE props for being fucking, monster-tier honest, didn't even make up the "Why", lmao
What an absolute Chad



"One of the boys shamed me into it - he talks and talks and talks and talks but it made sense and, look, sorry babe"

When I was 25 I met a 37 yr old woman who was divorcing her lawyer husband.

She was awesome!
Had the perfect housewife, homemaker vibe.

She told me I was a baby, and way too young for her but she was going to teach me how to be a "proper man".

She liked to spend $$$, taught me about Scotch, cigars, and fine dining.

Bought me my first really nice custom suit, shoes and grown man cologne.

The sex with her was like a major event (which was slightly annoying when I just wanted to smash)!
She got all dressed, smelled great, gave decent head (enthusiastic but not amazing) and loved to be in charge during sex (which was also annoying because she took waaaay too long to get to the point).

She was very nice to look at (for her age) but ultimately couldn't compare sexually and physically to the 20 year olds I was banging at the time.

Ultimately, She got a caught up In her feelings and got a little possessive.  
She cut me off, sold her house and moved back to her hometown to be near her family... ??

Great experience, I wish I could go back to being 25 again..... ??