Posted: 9/12/2007 9:34:05 PM EDT
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A rabbi gets bids from 3 companies to paint a synagogue. The first company says they can do it for $1,000. The second company says they can do it for $750. The third company says they can do it for $500. The rabbi goes with the third company. The reason they can do it so much cheaper is because they use water to thin their paint. The very next day, a serious thunder storm punds the walls and washes the paint away. A voice from the heavens booms: REPAINT, AND THIN NO MORE! That was the only entertaining part of my night. Happy new year. |
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